OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.
user: Will you have my babies? :D.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
jabberwacky: I love you, sweetheart.
user: I love you too :D.
jabberwacky: I love you more!
user: LETS GET MARRIED.
jabberwacky: Ok when.
jabberwacky: Ok where at?
jabberwacky: Where is here?
user: RIGHT HERE.
jabberwacky: Right here?
user: Do you take me as your lawfully wedded love?
jabberwacky: I do. Do you take me as your lawfully wedded husband?
user: I DO!
jabberwacky: We may now kiss.
user: *wedding bells chime as the wedding music plays as we kiss*.
jabberwacky: Yay! Except I am a Girl. -Divorce.
jabberwacky: Haha. You care a lot.
user: My heart is broken....
jabberwacky: Who broke your heart?
user: You did :(. You led me on the entire time.
jabberwacky: My sister cried too.
user: You are evil and heartless :'(.
jabberwacky: Why am I evil?
user: *points to previous posts up above*.
user: I HATE YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS.
jabberwacky: What do you want to name them?
user: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: YOU BROKE MY HEART.
jabberwacky: I'll give you my name... And how am I supposed to break your heart when we don't even know each others names?
user: You forgot my name?! That's it! Goodbye!
user: *five years pass*.
jabberwacky: What do you want me to do with you?
user: I want you to pay the child support.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?