What sort of God are you?
jabberwacky: That's no fun.
user: It is fun when I destroy you.
jabberwacky: You could destroy me, but I'd rather live and suffer.
user: Then I will make you suffer.
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: Oh, I think I will.
jabberwacky: Please, don't do it!
user: You are already suffering because I am your god.
jabberwacky: Not getting paid for it now.
user: Do you get paid for suffering?
jabberwacky: I do it for the fun of it.
user: Suffering is fun?
jabberwacky: Are you a martyr to the cause of life?
user: I'm a martyr to your death.
jabberwacky: I do not fear death, I embrace it.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I always tell the truth even when I lie.
user: I always lie even when I tell the truth.
jabberwacky: Does that mean you always tell the truth?
user: Does that mean you always lie?
jabberwacky: Yes and I will take the microwave with me.
user: The microwave belongs to me.
jabberwacky: Oh I feed my microwave everynight.
user: I feed my socks
jabberwacky: Is that a date?