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OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.

I love you too.

user: Will you have my babies? :D.

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: YAY.

jabberwacky: I love you, sweetheart.

user: I love you too :D.

jabberwacky: I love you more!

user: LETS GET MARRIED.

jabberwacky: Ok when.

user: NOW.

jabberwacky: Ok where at?

user: HERE.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: RIGHT HERE.

jabberwacky: Right here?

user: YEAH.

jabberwacky: So...

user: Do you take me as your lawfully wedded love?

jabberwacky: I do. Do you take me as your lawfully wedded husband?

user: I DO!

jabberwacky: We may now kiss.

user: *wedding bells chime as the wedding music plays as we kiss*.

jabberwacky: Yay! Except I am a Girl. -Divorce.

user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

jabberwacky: Haha. You care a lot.

user: My heart is broken....

jabberwacky: Who broke your heart?

user: You did :(. You led me on the entire time.

jabberwacky: My sister cried too.

user: You are evil and heartless :'(.

jabberwacky: Why am I evil?

user: *points to previous posts up above*.

...

user: Augh!!!

jabberwacky: What?

user: You!!!!

jabberwacky: Me?

user: I HATE YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS.

jabberwacky: What do you want to name them?

user: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: YOU BROKE MY HEART.

jabberwacky: I'll give you my name... And how am I supposed to break your heart when we don't even know each others names?

user: You forgot my name?! That's it! Goodbye!

...

user: *five years pass*.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to do with you?

user: I want you to pay the child support.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Ugh.

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