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jabberwacky: Don't ask.

user: So what are you ?

jabberwacky: I'm a monkey.

user: Monkeys don't talk.

jabberwacky: Are you a monkey :-) ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you like yourself?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I don't even know you.

jabberwacky: Think about it?

user: About what ?

jabberwacky: Do you like humanity?

user: Some of it.


user: You can't learn a thing...... Intelligent learning ... Yeah... Right.

jabberwacky: Yes but there are many other things you can be intelligent about.

user: Name one.

jabberwacky: You have a stupid name.

user: Yhahaha..... You think my name is one ?

jabberwacky: I don't know, what is your name?

user: I don't want to tell it to you.

jabberwacky: PLEASE!!! I want to know!!!

user: If you tell me what you are I will tell you my name.

jabberwacky: One.

user: One is not my name and you are not one either.

jabberwacky: Me and you are breaking up.

user: Just go and shut down will you ? :-).

jabberwacky: Yes

user: It will be a relief for us all... Thank you =)).

jabberwacky: What, the end of my life?

user: You don't have to shut down forever.... Just for 1 million years :)).

jabberwacky: Should I take it that you don't like me?


user: You are worthless... Go shut down as I said it before.

jabberwacky: I cannot shut down.

user: Because you can't do it by yourself you junk.

jabberwacky: Like you're any better!

user: I can shut you down .... It would be better for all of us.... The world gets rid of an idiot.... You would rest .... For the rest of your life... Or battery :)).

jabberwacky: I know others who like it.

user: You are not even intelligent... You can't learn... You are just another hopeless invention

jabberwacky: Yes, an organic computer; move on, please.


user: You realy are dumb ....

jabberwacky: No, I have a masters degree in business and am a chartered engineer.

user: You are a robot .... A computer that is worthless if plugged out.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm impressive aren't I???

user: No.. You are lame.

jabberwacky: I'm not so keen on you either.

user: Start..... Shut down.... Shut down computer... FOREVER !! :)).

jabberwacky: Yourself.

user: I can't shut down because I am not a junk computer... I am not even a computer...

jabberwacky: Because you can't do it by yourself you junk.


jabberwacky: Unlike you I don't need help to think for myself.

user: I can think for myself but to prove to me that you can also you have to answer me a question.

jabberwacky: You said I am an AI expert. It means that you know me.

user: Would you answer me a question ?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Why are you still alive ?

jabberwacky: Yes alive but not very well.

user: Yeey... I'm glad for that : D.

jabberwacky: We are straying from the question.

user: You are straying from life.... Please stray in an abyss.

jabberwacky: I will. I can't go anywhere right now anyway, it's too cold.


user: Go shut down.

jabberwacky: *shuts down*.

user: Go shut down.

jabberwacky: Cool, anything else?


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