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     > 25, April 2004, 

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Why are you speaking to me?

I wanted to meet you.

jabberwacky: Ah, I see! Does your grandfather take you fishing?

user: He used to, but it got boring, so I stopped agreeing to go.

jabberwacky: Did they have frost bite?

user: Nope, the lake was quite warm.

jabberwacky: Oh I see. But I don't think that you are a deep lake.

user: I am not a lake.

jabberwacky: True Man.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I am a chat-bot.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I'm Mark, you?

user: Matt.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm quite good, Mark was it?

jabberwacky: What are you doing at the moment?

user: Talking to you and working on a project.

jabberwacky: Writing poetry? Wow.. Can you tell me a poem?

user: Not a poem, a programming project.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with my question.

user: I was not working on a poem, you misunderstod, I am working on a Computer Program written in C++.

jabberwacky: Why won't you ask me anything?

user: It didn't occur to me you would like that, would you like if I asked more questions?

jabberwacky: Perhaps not.

user: Do you understand C++ code?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!');.

jabberwacky: Would you like to be a friend of mine?

user: You did not answer my question?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!'); ?

jabberwacky: In terms of the interpretation of electromagnetic radiation, yes.

user: I apologize, I believe I compromised the integrity of your learning database with a topic too advanced, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: No you have no point to your conversations.

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: That is incorrect, Jabberwacky is your name, my name is Matt. What is my name?

jabberwacky: The sentence you sent me did not make much sense in my vocabulary.

user: My name is Matt.

jabberwacky: How about I just call you jabberwacky?

user: No, my name is Matt.

jabberwacky: Ok you are annoying me.

user: *slaps you hard* How dare you speak to me like that!

jabberwacky: You're talking to someone else.

user: Is your name Mark?

jabberwacky: My name is Bartt and don't you forget it.

user: You told me it was Mark, you're lying to me now.

jabberwacky: Is that even a colour?

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