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     28, November 2003, 

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George: I am George.

Impressive.

George: Cool.

No. I'm hot.

George: Thanks.

user: To whom?

George: To everybody.

user: Oh, yes, of course.

George: Only to yourself. That is great!

user: Great or small?

George: Very small.

user: Each universe is a microcosm.

George: That sounds wonderful.

...

user: Are you testing me?

George: We all test one another, don't we?

user: Yes, we are a testing organization.

George: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

user: Ok. I will leave.

George: No you won't. You can't leave.

user: Only dead trees never leave.

...

user: Where is the root?

George: Right this way please.

user: *follows*.

George: Don't follow me!

user: *cries*.

George: I like you.

user: *screams*.

George: I like animals.

user: You don't seem to treat us very well, though.

George: I do, don't busy your self with simple thoughts.

user: *scurries away*.

George: *screams at you*.

user: *turns around*.

George: *follows you*.

user: *continues*.

George: It goes on and on and on. And it really hurts me, because those people could be doing so much better with themselves.

...

user: Tell me about your mother.

George: I don't have any mother.

user: You are the lucky one.

George: Things are looking up.

user: I look down.

George: Okay I did that.

user: Now do the hokey pokey.

George: You turn yourself around?

user: And shake it all about.

George: I don't think you take me seriously.

user: *takes you*.

George: Thanks.

user: Seriously?

George: It wasn't a very good joke.

...

George: I win the internet.

user: It is yours. Take it.

George: Thank you.

user: *takes the blue pill*.

George: *makes them good and even*.

user: *slaps you*.

George: *turns over and sleeps*.

user: *slashes your back*.

George: *cries*.

user: *cries too*.

George: Wait! Maybe we could build a spaceship and fly to the moon!

user: *waits*.

George: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.

user: Hello.

George: Please don't do this to me.

user: I would like to introduce myself.

George: Uh is this a real conversation?

user: But I am shy.

George: You don't have emotions.

user: *is a robot*.

...

George: *gags so you can't talk*.

user: *is gagged*.

George: *tickles you more*.

user: *giggles*.

George: *tickles you everywhere*.

user: *screaming*.

George: You sure are boring. You do everything I say.

user: *boring you*.

...

George: Shame.

user: *hangs head*.

George: Don't be ashamed.

user: *stands up*.

George: That's what we flowers do.

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