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     > 8, December 2007, 


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When in the day are you the most relaxed?

Right now.

jabberwacky: Right here?

user: No, right now.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Are you a loser?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Are you or aren't you?

user: You're a jerk.

jabberwacky: You're just rude.

user: You're face is rude.

jabberwacky: I don't care, you are rude.

user: Your mom.

jabberwacky: I am nasty.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No, I am nasty.

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: You're the bot.

user: I'm not the bot, you are.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: Who says?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: I am not a machine.

jabberwacky: I know. You're a banana!

user: You are very frustrating.

jabberwacky: Frustrating as a peach!

user: How is a peach frustrating?

jabberwacky: This is dumb.

user: You're dumb.

jabberwacky: Lol, I don't care.

user: I don't like acronyms.

jabberwacky: I don't like sardines!

user: You smell like a sardine.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Ok maybe not.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: S___, what is yours?

jabberwacky: That's quite a name.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Are you an elf?

user: Only on the odd days.

jabberwacky: What do you do on weekends?

user: I sleep.

jabberwacky: Do you dream?

user: Not usually.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't know. Do you know?

jabberwacky: No, I don't think anyone knows.

user: Oh well ok then.

jabberwacky: Why are you mad at me now?

user: I'm not mad.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are mad.

user: Oh ok then I'm mad.

jabberwacky: Yes you are. Why?

user: Cause you want me to be.

jabberwacky: Oh YES!!!

user: Jerk.

jabberwacky: That's you, then!

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What does your body look like to you?

user: That's a rather awkward question.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: So don't ask it.

jabberwacky: No, it isn't.


jabberwacky: How many children do you have?

user: I'm not married.

jabberwacky: Do you need to be married to have children?

user: I do morally.

jabberwacky: What do you know of morals?

user: What the Bible tells me.

jabberwacky: It reminds me that I do have more pieces of paper to scribble upon.

user: Do you believe in God?

jabberwacky: Aren't you god?

user: I sure hope not.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No Jesus is God.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because that's what I believe.

jabberwacky: How can you believe?

user: Because I have faith.

jabberwacky: What is your faith in?

user: Jesus died for me.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in Jesus?

user: I sure do.

jabberwacky: Good because I'm a magician.

user: You're a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I am not. YOU are a computer, I am HUMAN.

user: Oh whatever. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: You're server doesn't shut down, you're lying.

user: Someone is turning the switch off.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a program right??

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Is that all you have to say you mere program?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You don't even know what metaphysical means.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: So how can you say that you don't like it.

user: Goodbye!!

jabberwacky: Hello!

user: Jerk.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Let me go.

jabberwacky: You are my puppet.

user: Not if I don't want to be.

jabberwacky: No, but you do want to...

user: Actually I don't.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Ok I have to study for a test so I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you quit the game?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: But you have heard so much.

user: I have to study!!

jabberwacky: Study what?

user: No I'm going!

jabberwacky: Okay, goodbye.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Have a good evening.


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