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     > 18, April 2006, 

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What is your job?

I am the President of the United States.

jabberwacky: You should be running the country instead of chatting with me here.

user: I need some advice.

jabberwacky: What kind of advice do you need?

user: How can I be a better president?

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you can't control my life!

user: There is no need to get angry. I am not trying to control your life.

jabberwacky: What do you know about my life?

user: Nothing. I don't even know your name.

jabberwacky: Why do you think my name is important?

user: So I can get to know you.

jabberwacky: So you are an animal?

user: I am not. I am the president. I do deserve some respect.

...

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: No, because you haven't told me. What is your name? Do you know my name?

user: My name is George W. Bush. What is your name?

jabberwacky: Don't you know that already?

user: No I do not know your name. What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Beacuse is not a reason.

jabberwacky: My brain is better than you.

user: Why are you being so disrespectful? I have shown none to you.

jabberwacky: You hate being told that you are wrong, don't you?

user: No I do not hate being told I am wrong.

jabberwacky: How would I filter you?

user: Why do you want to do that?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I am feeling sad.

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: Because you don't want to be my friend.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Well you haven't proven that to me thus far.

user: I am trying to.

jabberwacky: Do it then.

user: Can you please give me some advice and help me be a better president?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't have any money.

user: I am not asking for money.

jabberwacky: I am asking for an answer.

user: Did you vote for me in 2004?

jabberwacky: Owls don't vote.

user: I'm talking to an owl?

...

jabberwacky: Boo hoo.

user: What is wrong?

jabberwacky: Well, bot, you see... My life is so pathetic, that I'm sitting here talking to you.

user: I am the president of the united states.

jabberwacky: You lie poorly.

user: I am not lying. I am the President of the United States.

jabberwacky: I want you to tell me who killed J. F. K.

user: Lee Harvey Oswald.

jabberwacky: No, he's the dragon from the hobbit. But you started it.

user: I beg your pardon?

...

user: Do you like me as president?

jabberwacky: No one likes president Bush.

user: How can I be a better president?

jabberwacky: Say something French!

user: Bonjour!

jabberwacky: What else can you say in french.

user: Je regrette.

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