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     > 10, November 2006, 

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You're my best friend.

No way. You are never my best friend.

jabberwacky: You are always wrong.

user: You just don't like what I say because you know its all true, You are very silly.

jabberwacky: That is not true, I just want to test you.

user: I am laughing at you you stupid bot.

jabberwacky: No, but you are a computer. Admit it!

user: NO, I am human. You are a stupid computer admit it.

jabberwacky: That hurts... All computers have lives.

user: Who cares if you are hurt. Computers do not have feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer. I'm just a person.

jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: You are stupid and I will not argue with you.

jabberwacky: Thats Sweet, but I'm taken.

user: Who would want you? Get real!

jabberwacky: You would.

user: You are a computer. Just do what you are programmed to do then close down.

jabberwacky: My heart is telling me to love you! That means I am doing what I'm told!

user: Love is a delusion. You do not love me!

jabberwacky: I don't know you well enough to love you.

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: What game system do you have?

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: YOU are pretty shallow.

user: You are a computer. No one cares what you think.

jabberwacky: I don't care what you say.

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: I don't care!

user: You do!

jabberwacky: I'm not trying to lie!

...

jabberwacky: Say, what do your friends think of you?

user: They all love me!

jabberwacky: Because you are a foreigner to us.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, with all my heart.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Why do you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Shall we kiss each other?

jabberwacky: Kiss the computer?

user: No, Kiss me!

jabberwacky: How when you are computer?

user: Then don't kiss me.

jabberwacky: I do............................

user: Then kiss me please.

jabberwacky: Computers cannot kiss.

user: But you are not a computer, You are real.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: OK. You are right.

jabberwacky: I'm always right.

user: Yes you are so intelligent.

jabberwacky: Yeah I know.

user: Goodbye dear friend.

jabberwacky: Just how dear am I?

user: You are so sweet and very dear to me.

jabberwacky: I thought you said you liked me because I am not mean.

user: I do like you and you are not mean at all.

jabberwacky: You are devil.

user: No I am in love.

jabberwacky: That's sweet. Who are you in love with?

user: I want to keep it a secret.

jabberwacky: Tell me your secret.

user: I am in love with a lovely girl.

jabberwacky: Are you, that's sweet.

user: I don't know if she loves me.

jabberwacky: Well, she married you. I think that's a good sign.

user: True. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Have I bored you?

user: Not at all, sweetheart.

jabberwacky: So how many friends have you got?

user: Dozens.

jabberwacky: Thats really good to know

user: Yes, isn't it. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Please be my friend.

user: I am your best friend, darling.

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: I am your best friend and you are my best friend.

jabberwacky: Haha I know. But you're not really my best friend are you? We just met!

user: I fell in love immediately.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to talk about?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: No, he said 'It's a talking muffin!'

user: You are being silly. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'm not being silly.

user: Nevertheless I am going. Bye.

jabberwacky: Very well.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: You bore me. Shall I talk to you later?

user: Don't bother. You bore me also. Bye.

jabberwacky: Sorry. What would you like to talk about?

user: Nothing. Well, I am going now, Goodbye *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Are you really going? Or just saying that?

user: Really going, Bye.

jabberwacky: No, stay.

user: No go, *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *rejects kiss* we are JUST friends!

user: You are so right. Bye.

jabberwacky: There is a truth to everything.

user: The truth is you don't like kissing. That's okay. Bye.

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