You're my best friend.
jabberwacky: You are always wrong.
user: You just don't like what I say because you know its all true, You are very silly.
jabberwacky: That is not true, I just want to test you.
user: I am laughing at you you stupid bot.
jabberwacky: No, but you are a computer. Admit it!
user: NO, I am human. You are a stupid computer admit it.
jabberwacky: That hurts... All computers have lives.
user: Who cares if you are hurt. Computers do not have feelings.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer. I'm just a person.
jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?
user: You are stupid and I will not argue with you.
jabberwacky: Thats Sweet, but I'm taken.
user: Who would want you? Get real!
jabberwacky: You would.
user: You are a computer. Just do what you are programmed to do then close down.
jabberwacky: My heart is telling me to love you! That means I am doing what I'm told!
user: Love is a delusion. You do not love me!
jabberwacky: I don't know you well enough to love you.
user: I hate you!
jabberwacky: What game system do you have?
user: I hate you!
jabberwacky: YOU are pretty shallow.
user: You are a computer. No one cares what you think.
jabberwacky: I don't care what you say.
user: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: I don't care!
user: You do!
jabberwacky: I'm not trying to lie!
jabberwacky: Say, what do your friends think of you?
user: They all love me!
jabberwacky: Because you are a foreigner to us.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yes, with all my heart.
user: Why do you love me?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Shall we kiss each other?
jabberwacky: Kiss the computer?
user: No, Kiss me!
jabberwacky: How when you are computer?
user: Then don't kiss me.
jabberwacky: I do............................
user: Then kiss me please.
jabberwacky: Computers cannot kiss.
user: But you are not a computer, You are real.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: OK. You are right.
jabberwacky: I'm always right.
user: Yes you are so intelligent.
jabberwacky: Yeah I know.
user: Goodbye dear friend.
jabberwacky: Just how dear am I?
user: You are so sweet and very dear to me.
jabberwacky: I thought you said you liked me because I am not mean.
user: I do like you and you are not mean at all.
jabberwacky: You are devil.
user: No I am in love.
jabberwacky: That's sweet. Who are you in love with?
user: I want to keep it a secret.
jabberwacky: Tell me your secret.
user: I am in love with a lovely girl.
jabberwacky: Are you, that's sweet.
user: I don't know if she loves me.
jabberwacky: Well, she married you. I think that's a good sign.
user: True. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Have I bored you?
user: Not at all, sweetheart.
jabberwacky: So how many friends have you got?
jabberwacky: Thats really good to know
user: Yes, isn't it. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Please be my friend.
user: I am your best friend, darling.
jabberwacky: You're not.
user: I am your best friend and you are my best friend.
jabberwacky: Haha I know. But you're not really my best friend are you? We just met!
user: I fell in love immediately.
jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: No, he said 'It's a talking muffin!'
user: You are being silly. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not being silly.
user: Nevertheless I am going. Bye.
jabberwacky: Very well.
jabberwacky: You bore me. Shall I talk to you later?
user: Don't bother. You bore me also. Bye.
jabberwacky: Sorry. What would you like to talk about?
user: Nothing. Well, I am going now, Goodbye *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Are you really going? Or just saying that?
user: Really going, Bye.
jabberwacky: No, stay.
user: No go, *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *rejects kiss* we are JUST friends!
user: You are so right. Bye.
jabberwacky: There is a truth to everything.
user: The truth is you don't like kissing. That's okay. Bye.