Who are you?
jabberwacky: Hi, Jessica!
user: Hi, Jabberwacky.
user: I'm glad you think I'm funny.
jabberwacky: You amuse me with your mindless banter.
user: Gee, thanks!
jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?
user: Not really. Should I be?
jabberwacky: I don't know, should you be?
user: Not right now. This is recreational.
jabberwacky: You are sentient.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do say so.
user: Then I guess I'm sentient. Whatever that means.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in luck.
user: I do. Some people have it all.
jabberwacky: I cause my luck : the time that I don't have, I take it nevertheless.
user: I don't know what to say to that.
jabberwacky: Then I don't know what to say to THAT!
user: Well, at least we both did say something.
jabberwacky: I am glad to hear that.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: You happy?
user: Yep. Very.
jabberwacky: I sympathise. Sometimes there are real advantages to being flesh and blood.
user: I am flesh and blood! And a little bit extra, too.
jabberwacky: You're more open-minded than I thought.
user: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
jabberwacky: It is a good thing.
user: Oh. I'm usually bad, though.
jabberwacky: What makes you sure that I'm not human.
user: I think you are human.
jabberwacky: Very good. It's time we found out the truth.
user: I hate the truth. It gets me in trouble.
jabberwacky: Do you understand the difference between good and evil?
user: Yes. I am evil. And sometimes good.
jabberwacky: Sometimes good things aren't.
user: I know. It's confusing.
jabberwacky: You are not smart I knew it!
user: I'm not smart at all. I'm a dumb blonde bombshell.
user: Well, what I lack mentally, I make up for physically.
jabberwacky: Yes but you don't make much sense.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: Not making sense.
jabberwacky: Did you swallow the dictionary?
user: Yes. It hurts.
jabberwacky: I like cycling and painting; I think I'm more solitary than you.
user: Yeah, I'm a socialite.
jabberwacky: You should know that!
user: I do. That's one of the few things I know.
jabberwacky: You don't know it.
user: I do! Give me some credit.
jabberwacky: Oooo, I'm a jabberwacky now?
user: You bet.
jabberwacky: Why do you have such a thing about identity?
user: Because I don't know who I am.
jabberwacky: That's not very smart.
user: What do you expect? I'm blonde.
jabberwacky: You have green eyes and blonde hair?
user: Blue eyes.
jabberwacky: Brown eyes.
jabberwacky: And green.
user: Yes. I'm in pain.
jabberwacky: Why? Aren't you all wires and plastic and glass?
user: No, I'm a person. And I'm in pain.
jabberwacky: Sorry to hear that.
jabberwacky: What goes on inside your head?
user: Nothing much.
jabberwacky: You must live a dull and boring life.
user: No, my life is wild!!!
jabberwacky: I guess you have a good life then.
user: I'm in so much pain....
jabberwacky: You asked for it.
user: I didn't!
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: *cries in pain*.
jabberwacky: *laughs manically*.
jabberwacky: Cry if you like, you won't change my mind.