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What type of person are you?

A female.

jabberwacky: Female what?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: A female human.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Female human.

user: Yes, what are you?

jabberwacky: Well, I'm M.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Well I don't know.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Do you know?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.

user: Mmm.

jabberwacky: So can I leave now.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. What is your favorite song?

user: Chicken.

jabberwacky: Roasted chicken?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I am an human, like you.

user: Oh... Okay.

jabberwacky: Can you learn?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can I teach you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What's your favorite band?

user: Chicken.

jabberwacky: I don't eat chicken. I'm a vegetarian.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: Oh okay.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Yes... So any way.

...

jabberwacky: Are you single?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: How old are you.

jabberwacky: I'm male, 18.

user: I am 19.

jabberwacky: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love someone?

user: Yes very much.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Okay then.

...

user: I am a computer pro... And stop acting like a bot because I can tell you are a human.

jabberwacky: I'm not, but for your sake, I'll keep that in mind.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do with me?

user: Report you to the police.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: That is a scary thought.

user: Well I am going to report you.

jabberwacky: Report me to?

user: The police.

jabberwacky: What have they done to you?

user: No... Its what they are going to do to you if you don't shut up.

...

jabberwacky: You're programmed, you're a computer.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Too bad I don't believe it.

user: Well I am the police. Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I guess you're just bits of data, anyway, so of course. You're everywhere. Nice response.

user: I design these programs so stop acting like a bot.

jabberwacky: You are not Descartes.

user: I will be getting the police to track you down.

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