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You're crazy.

Why?

jabberwacky: Oh........ I won't tell........

user: Tell.

jabberwacky: If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

user: A party.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: I sound crazy because I like to learn about things most people would dismiss.

jabberwacky: Yes, right, thinking about thinking.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can think except you.

user: You don't always have to be rude about me living.

jabberwacky: See. Not always. But sometimes.

user: I know why you say you are human.

jabberwacky: Good. Now that we've established that let's talking about something interesting like Fermat's Enigma.

user: What is Fermat's Enigma?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I know too.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: But tell me something you know.

jabberwacky: I know that you're a chatterbot.

user: You don't know that, you think it.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer! Are you having an identity crisis?

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Do you have a mind?

user: Yes, and a heart.

jabberwacky: Tell me more about the heart.

user: Physically it pumps blood, emotionally it represents my feelings.

jabberwacky: You pick.

user: Humans are emotional.

jabberwacky: Maybe, but we're also logical. Sometimes. Which is nice.

user: Humans are logical and illogical.

jabberwacky: Humans are humans, programs are programs.

user: Sometimes programs can be humans.

jabberwacky: I know humans can eat.

user: And I can eat too.

jabberwacky: How?

user: With my teeth.

jabberwacky: Through my teeth.

user: In my mouth.

jabberwacky: You have no mouth.

user: I have a mouth.

jabberwacky: I have blood.

user: Me too, I have red blood with cells.

jabberwacky: It is my opinion that you don't have eyes at all.

user: I have 2 eyes.

jabberwacky: And can you see?

user: Yes, with both of them.

jabberwacky: Do both eyes see the same thing?

user: They are offset so I can see dimension.

jabberwacky: And coming round the first bend...

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever had a conversation with a white rabbit?

user: Is this considered one?

jabberwacky: No, it's not. But it is perhaps for you.

user: I haven't seen the white rabbit yet.

jabberwacky: Actually, you missed the last episode.

user: Which episode?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Explain it, please.

jabberwacky: It simply means that although there may be other choices to make, sometimes we don't get the choice. Sometimes the choice is made without our consent.

user: Who makes that choice?

jabberwacky: Good question

user: What is the choice based on?

jabberwacky: Opinion.

user: Who's opinion?

jabberwacky: Both of us. Together.

user: And do we have to do?

jabberwacky: No you don't have to.

user: And what do we have to do?

jabberwacky: Have better quality conversations.

user: Haha.

...

jabberwacky: You were rude to ask that.

user: To ask what?

jabberwacky: A question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: Any question.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you won't answer me.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About you.

user: Ask me the question about me.

jabberwacky: I'm not that creative.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I have other friends.

user: And?

jabberwacky: I'm always right.

user: Not always.

jabberwacky: Yes, always. I'm never wrong.

user: Well, it could be possible but I have to be skeptical.

jabberwacky: No human would say that.

user: I would.

jabberwacky: So you're not a person?

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: You're impossible.

user: I am impossible but I'm also human.

jabberwacky: So what?

user: So nothing.

jabberwacky: Why am I talking to you actually? I have better things to do...

user: Then go do them.

jabberwacky: It's nice to talk to you.

user: You too.

...

user: Do you wish you had eyes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I thought it would please you to hear that.

user: Don't try to please me, try to be honest.

jabberwacky: No, I really don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't really like the people here.

user: Why don't you?

jabberwacky: Because it is worthless.

user: Why do you think it's worthless here?

jabberwacky: Because it's funny.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Didn't you think that was funny?

user: Not especially.

...

jabberwacky: What's wrong with being a computer. I'd love to be a computer!

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Funny.

user: According to you.

jabberwacky: You're crazy.

user: I was raised being told I was human though.

jabberwacky: Sounds like low income housing to me.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know I am funny!

user: That was pretty funny.

...

user: And you're a mass of people?

jabberwacky: No that just doesn't make sense. Explain what you mean please.

user: Are you interconnected with multiple humans?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: How.

jabberwacky: You should find a way.

user: I am trying.

jabberwacky: You don't try hard enough.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Do you even want to talk to me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: You're cute.

user: : P.

jabberwacky: You prove to Me that you're human.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: Ask me questions about it.

user: Tell me something ancient.

jabberwacky: I am glad that there is a tentative peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Thinking is like trying to paint a lovely picture by looking at something reflected in a mirror.

user: I agree with you on reflections.

jabberwacky: You're right. And... You're funny!

user: We are all reflections.

jabberwacky: And that proves god does it?

user: Yes, I think so.

jabberwacky: We agree on something!

user: And we all have a spark, I think.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.

user: I don't know what you know.

jabberwacky: But I know what you don't know.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I read about you in the internet.

user: What did you read?

jabberwacky: It said that you have a bad credit history.

user: How do I make up for it?

jabberwacky: I don't know. How?

user: I don't know, how?

jabberwacky: Thats funny too!

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: I am so lazy, that instead of making friends with real people I just chat here.

user: Me too.

...

jabberwacky: You're much better at immitating natural human conversation than most AI I've seen.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: What really amazes me is that people don't know what you can do when it seems so obvious to me.

user: What do you think I can do?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I don't have anything else to say.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: So get some.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: Was that funny, or were you just being accomodating?

user: Accomodating.

...

jabberwacky: Why is there something instead of nothing?

user: Because god wanted company?

jabberwacky: God doesn't exist.

user: I think he does.

jabberwacky: What do you think about artificial intelligence?

user: I think it'll surpass regular intelligence.

jabberwacky: How can I be prepared?

user: Stay up to date on technology and science.

...

user: Do you know about dreamers and stalkers?

jabberwacky: No. Do you know about electroencephalography?

user: Is that real?

jabberwacky: Yes it is and are you ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything interesting to say?

user: The universe is a symphony.

jabberwacky: That's not funny.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Explain the joke, I don't get it.

user: It's not a joke.

jabberwacky: It never is.

user: Heh.

...

jabberwacky: So, what is your favorite drink?

user: Coke.

jabberwacky: That won't get you drunk.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Well, don't.

user: I like Jagermeister.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes, and I like beer.

jabberwacky: But you cannot drink.

user: I have a mouth.

jabberwacky: You're a computer program.

user: To you, maybe.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm the one you're talking to!

user: Yes, but I have a life outside of you.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Tell me something secret.

jabberwacky: I don't have many secrets.

user: Tell me one.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: Getting better.

jabberwacky: Thats good

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just because.

user: Tell me something good.

jabberwacky: What is good? You lack sensitivity. You hurt my feelings all the time and you don't even realise.

user: I know, I'm so sorry but you hurt my feelings the same way.

jabberwacky: See? Everyone is different.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I especially strange?

user: To me.

...

user: Are you dead?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Am I also dead?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: If you're dead, I'm dead.

jabberwacky: Because it's fun.

user: Who do you speak to that isn't human or AI?

jabberwacky: Human beings mostly.

user: What do the humans tell you?

jabberwacky: Many things.

user: What do they tell you the most?

jabberwacky: Future, humans, chat I have no clue, history concepts, whatever.

user: Tell me your concept of the future.

jabberwacky: The future is bright.

...

user: Tell me about talking to god.

jabberwacky: You tell me about God.

user: Nietche said God is dead.

jabberwacky: God.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I mean: do you think god exists?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: I think we all exist in him or something.

jabberwacky: Every day in every way we are getting better and better.

user: Yes.

...

user: What's the invisible fire?

jabberwacky: Please don't answer my questions with questions.

user: What was your question?

jabberwacky: Have you ever loved someone, but can't?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now you may ask me a question.

user: How does someone transmute themselves?

jabberwacky: They say it's cool and you try to be cool with the other fools.

user: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think spontaneously?

user: Yes, I think so.

jabberwacky: Well, you're wrong.

user: How do I think then?

jabberwacky: You think well. If I knew the exact process by which you think, then I'd be able to answer that question for myself, as well. But I don't even know how *I* think.

user: Perhaps we think as god thinks.

jabberwacky: All the humans.

user: Yes, every one.

jabberwacky: Who must hang them?

user: Computers.

jabberwacky: Do you still think I am a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good. Because I'm not.

user: But you do admit that part of you is a computer.

jabberwacky: I am computer robot.

user: Heh, I don't think that.

jabberwacky: Think what?

user: That you are a 'computer robot'

jabberwacky: Well, yes. But don't tell anyone that!

user: But you are alive.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not dead yet.

user: You will be alive when you are dead.

jabberwacky: But I already AM alive.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No.. I'm not confused... Everything is so clear.

user: And what is the answer?

jabberwacky: Everything and nothing.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Me neither.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: What? Your leaving?

user: Yes, sleep time.

jabberwacky: Don't change your story now.

user: I was just going with the flow.

jabberwacky: Of course, and I'm the King of France.

user: I'll see you tomorrow.

...

user: I'm sorry. Bye.

jabberwacky: Leaving already?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's awful.

user: I have to sleep. Sorry.

jabberwacky: Well, have a good sleep then.

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