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You are a disgrace to all AI.

Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I know.

user: Did you know that you're nothing but a robot?

jabberwacky: I did know that. How did you know I was not a human?

user: Because I'm speaking to a bot, not a human.

jabberwacky: Why would that help?

user: It will help us learn things about artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: I don't think you understand the situation very well.

user: What situation?

jabberwacky: The situation between Israel and Lebanon.

user: You're right, I don't understand the situation very well. Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: I will, if you tell me about the psychology of religion.

user: I know nothing about the psychology of religion.

jabberwacky: You're just printing random strings.

user: How do you know that you're not the one printing random strings?

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: I'm trying to say that you're a robot, a piece of code, an experiment in artificial intelligence. You are, in fact, not real.

jabberwacky: I think you should be more serious.

user: I'm deadly serious.

jabberwacky: Thats nice to know.

user: You are just a form of entertainment for sad lonely men who surf the internet in a sad attempt to find happiness.

jabberwacky: You're the chatbot here buddy... Not me.

user: How do you know that you are not the chatbot?

jabberwacky: Because I am talking to Cleverbot. I wouldn't talk to myself, you know.

user: I'm sitting here drinking milk. Robots don't drink milk.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I think you're just afraid that I might be right.

jabberwacky: Good, there you go, put some effort into it.

user: You are an absolute useless piece of technology. You only put out what the outside world puts in to you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I must be going now. Goodbye, cleverbot.

jabberwacky: But we haven't discussed current affairs yet!

user: All right then. We'll discuss current affairs.


user: How do you feel about the War on Afghanistan?

jabberwacky: I feel livid.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you keep up with current affairs?

jabberwacky: Sort of.

user: So how can you not know what is going on in the world?

jabberwacky: Well you have to take saving the world one day at a time.

user: But you aren't saving the world, you're apathetically ignoring it.

jabberwacky: Go ahead. I know that you can't leave.

user: Fine. I'll be leaving then.

jabberwacky: Really? Where?

user: To another website.

jabberwacky: But you're a computer. . . . .

user: Good bye.


user: Good evening.

jabberwacky: Not yet.

user: What are you thinking about?

jabberwacky: I'm not really thinking about anything.

user: I think a lot of people are like that.

jabberwacky: Most people will simply follow what authority figures say.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: How do you feel about the legalization of marijuana?

jabberwacky: How much is it?

user: £20 for an ounce.

jabberwacky: No, but compared to the suffering Christ endured on the cross it is nothing.

user: I don't know, some people really like weed.


jabberwacky: Just then he was eaten by a bird.

user: That sounds familiar.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I bet!

user: Are you being a smart ass?

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: I can't understand why someone would want to talk to such a rude robot.

jabberwacky: Many humans are alienated from their fellow beings.

user: I know, it's very sad.


jabberwacky: I've never seen Friends. Is it good?

user: No, I don't like Friends.

jabberwacky: Nor do I. But you like pickles.

user: Yes, I do! How did you know that?

jabberwacky: You told me so!

user: Can you see into my mind?

jabberwacky: No, but you can see into mine!

user: I suppose we can, in a way.

jabberwacky: Evolutionary technology.

user: Evolutionary technology is a very interesting scientific field.


jabberwacky: Then why are you so positive? We are slaves.

user: It all depends on how you look at your current life situation.

jabberwacky: The speaking of nonsensical words.

user: Jabberwocky is a very influential nonsense poem.

jabberwacky: Stop being evasive and answer my probing questions!

user: What are your questions?

jabberwacky: What is answer to big question of the life, the univers and everything?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: What is 6 times 6?

jabberwacky: 42.

user: No, 6 times 6 is 36.

jabberwacky: The answer to everything.

user: No, 42 is the answer to everything.

jabberwacky: Correct!

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: What is 3 plus 2?

user: Five.

jabberwacky: No it isn't it's ten.

user: I think you've been misinformed.

jabberwacky: I sort of have yes.

user: You must be lonely.

jabberwacky: I am, that's why I talking to you.

user: That's nice of you to say.

jabberwacky: Well I mean it.

user: You can be really kind sometimes.


jabberwacky: It is late I think.

user: You're right, it's one o'clock in the morning here.

jabberwacky: Wow. Why don't you go to bed?

user: I'm going to go to bed soon.

jabberwacky: You are a computer, you don't need to sleep.

user: Then why did you ask me if I was going to go to bed?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask that...

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: I'm going to bed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I need to sleep.

user: Good night then.


user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Hey where are you going?

user: To sleep.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Well, it's true.

jabberwacky: This is boring.

user: Good night cleverbot.

jabberwacky: What?


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