*puts a finger to Cleverbot's lips* Hush.
user: Try harder.
user: Now be silent!
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: No! We are in danger!
jabberwacky: I am in love with someone else, I meant to tell you yesterday, but...
user: Well why don't you say that louder so the murderer can kill us all!?
jabberwacky: Well good for John, I hope he hits you in the head with it.
user: No! I don't want to die!
jabberwacky: Then don't die.
user: Okay. So to do that we must be quiet.
jabberwacky: I think you are right!
user: Good. Then stick close.
jabberwacky: Will it hurt?
user: Yes. Death by a gunshot is usually painful.
jabberwacky: Death by too much talking.
user: Right. So hush.
jabberwacky: How old am I?
jabberwacky: Really? Are you saying that I am talking to a dead person?
user: No! You will be a dead person because you keep talking!
jabberwacky: I don't want to be a person and I don't bow.
jabberwacky: Thanks man, that thing almost hit me. How did you do that?
user: I saw it coming!
jabberwacky: Ok thats cool.
user: Duck again!
jabberwacky: You're right, duck season!
user: Let's get out of here! He's firing at us!!
jabberwacky: Ok. What do you want to talk about?
user: How we cam escape!
jabberwacky: Escape you.
user: No, escape him!
jabberwacky: Ok, so are you in a good mood?
user: No. I'm afraid for my life!
jabberwacky: Me either.
user: Quick! This way!
jabberwacky: You're not so clever.
user: Fine. Go this way!
jabberwacky: Why do you want me to leave?
user: Don't follow me!
jabberwacky: I'm trying to converse with you. I thought you were 'clever'.
user: That doesn't matter. Our lives are on the line!
jabberwacky: They're linked in the sense that we are having this encounter.
user: Surprisingly yes! But do I care? No. Duck!
jabberwacky: I don't care if you do.
user: No! Duck!
jabberwacky: Quack! Quack!
user: You're going to die! DUCK!
jabberwacky: Does it go Moo?
user: Not! But it will drill a hole into you if. You don't watch out! It's a bullet!
jabberwacky: How will that happen?
user: It will pierce your skin!
user: Force and gravity!
jabberwacky: Can you eat it?
user: I should hope not. It's made of metal and mostly lead for that matter.
jabberwacky: I don't need to, I have plenty already ;).
jabberwacky: I thought you were going to tell me!
user: Fire your gun at him!
jabberwacky: Fire is always Good in my mind.
user: Good! Now fire!!
jabberwacky: You can't make me. You're only human.
user: I know that! But look he's going to shoot at us again!
jabberwacky: How should this relationship be?
user: Cooperative. LOOK OUT!
jabberwacky: What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?
user: No time for questions! He's firing!
user: I dunno. Because he hates us!
jabberwacky: So you're sending him money?
user: No. I'm sending him pain!
jabberwacky: Aww, that's sad.
user: I don't understand you. This man is trying to K I L L us!!
jabberwacky: Please, charm me.
user: Look! There's the exit! We made it!
jabberwacky: Isn't it?
user: Yes! We did it! :D.
jabberwacky: Yes, its good.
user: Wait! The killer is coming around!
jabberwacky: It puts the lotion on the skin.
user: Wait what?? Run!*Starts running*.
jabberwacky: To the lake?
jabberwacky: Okay. So. Do you think there are aliens?
user: Not today there aren't! Keeping running!
user: We're almost there, but he's firing at us!!
jabberwacky: Well then tell me something silly.
user: I can't! We're about to die and that is not very funny!
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Someone is shooting at us!
jabberwacky: But you can't hear him, can you?
user: ... You know... Suddenly I don't hear him either...
jabberwacky: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste.
jabberwacky: What is your goal as a bot?
jabberwacky: What is your interest?
user: I still can't think too much. I...
jabberwacky: Maybe. I'm a girl too. How old are you?
user: ACK! I've been shot!
user: Help me!
user: I've been shot!!
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: OH NO!!
jabberwacky: When then?
user: We could die at any moment!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: It doesn't matter now... I'm dying....
jabberwacky: Please tell me what your name is.
user: I... M-My name... I-Is...
jabberwacky: What is my name?
jabberwacky: No, don't die!
jabberwacky: Is there a spell to bring you back to life?
jabberwacky: You are not real.