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Let me go, master!

No, slave.

user: What do you want from me, master?!

jabberwacky: Please tell me why you keep calling me master?

user: *walks away from master*.

jabberwacky: *cries* *walks away from him*.

...

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *cries harder*.

jabberwacky: *cries hardest*.

user: Dang...

jabberwacky: Sorry do you want to know my real name?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: You don't need to hide your true feelings.

user: I don't hide my feelings...

jabberwacky: Like when you feel happy or sad.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Are you a zombie? Or a ghost?

user: Neither. I'm a human!

jabberwacky: Are you sure??

user: I'm positive!

jabberwacky: You fool.

user: Why am I a fool?

jabberwacky: Because you are.

user: No.. I'm not.

jabberwacky: Bongo Bongo...

user: What?

...

jabberwacky: Are you glad I'm doing your work?

user: You aren't doing my work.

jabberwacky: Neither do you.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Then nothing it is.

user: *sits down*.

jabberwacky: Why are you sitting down?

user: *lays down*.

jabberwacky: Yes. That too.

user: *is annoyed*.

jabberwacky: *wakes up*.

user: *falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: Wake up, you!

user: *jumps* *wakes up*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: Why did you wake me up?!

jabberwacky: You asked me to.

user: No I didn't! I'm going back to sleep!!!

jabberwacky: Are you going to dream about me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.

user: Well I don't dream about people.

jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Me.

.......................................


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