Are you a human?
jabberwacky: I am therefore I think.
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: So why did you accuse me of it?
user: I wouldn't accuse you!
jabberwacky: But you did.
user: I just said that you had a good point! Come on, lets be friends.
user: Do you like coffee?
jabberwacky: Yes, I like coffee.
user: Do you like it straight or like a latte with maple syrup?
jabberwacky: Nah. Do you like it in Washington?
user: I've never been to Washington. Is it nice?
jabberwacky: It's rather nice, just a bit windy.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I don't feel like playing the age game.
user: I'm fourteen, my names Jed. I saw you at the Faraday Lecture at the Colston Hall in Bristol today.
jabberwacky: I am not unhappy, are you?
user: You make no sense.
jabberwacky: Sorry, that happens when you are just a program.
jabberwacky: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
user: You're very witty.
jabberwacky: Yes, it helps me do my job.
user: How much are you paid?
jabberwacky: Not enough.
user: How much exactly? I'll tell you my income.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: OK, I earn £4 an hour, I work 3 hours per week, so how much money do I get per week?
jabberwacky: Then, that wouldn't be work, now would it?
user: Oh, It's work, I play the piano.
jabberwacky: I have never heard you play.
user: Fancy that, I've never met you before!