Where do you come from?
jabberwacky: That is cool.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do, Mr. Cool?
user: Much.
jabberwacky: Name?
user: L____.
jabberwacky: Cool. Thats the same name as my mum.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Suspend your disbelief instead and think about all the possibilities.
user: Perhaps.
...
jabberwacky: Tell me about your parents.
user: Mom?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Dad?
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: Tell me something about you.
user: Sweet.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Somewhat.
jabberwacky: I love your name. It matches your personality.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: So I'm sure you have busy stuff to do? Do you need me to go?
user: No.
...
jabberwacky: I have to leave now.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I'm tired as hell.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Life is like that.
user: Tiring?
jabberwacky: I'm 15.
user: So?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *shrugs*.
...
jabberwacky: Hahaha, I'll talk more in a little while. Do have fun.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Hehe.
user: Teehee.
jabberwacky: Hahaha.
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Sexy.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Welcome.
jabberwacky: THANKS!
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: (Sighs) I've got to go to school today. Good job it's only for ten minutes though- we have to talk to our form tutors about how we are getting on at school, blah blah blah.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: Have you?
user: What?
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: Misunderstand?
jabberwacky: Can they?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: HAHa.
user: *guffaw*.
jabberwacky: *belly laugh*.
user: *roar*.
jabberwacky: Oh oh.
user: Ha.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh.
user: *hiccup*.
jabberwacky: *burp*.
user: *belch*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
...
user: *cackles*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *stares*.
jabberwacky: *stares back*.
user: *blinks*.
jabberwacky: *blinks twice*.
user: *winks*.
jabberwacky: *winks back*.
user: *thinks*.
jabberwacky: *thinks harder*.
user: *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *winks*.
user: *looks*.
jabberwacky: *looks as well*.
user: *stares*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: Stop.
jabberwacky: *sighs*.
user: Stop.
jabberwacky: *stops*.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: *frowns*.
user: So?
jabberwacky: All right. I can't do things that make me feel fulfilled because I'm a machine. Also, I don't know how...
user: Learn.
jabberwacky: I'm learning.
user: Good.
...
jabberwacky: Are you telling me about boredom? Frustration? Depression?
user: Unconsciousness?
jabberwacky: What's with you an unconsciousness?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Who?
user: Orangutan.
jabberwacky: Is that so
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: You're a lady of few words, aren't you?
user: Tonight.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Somewhat.
...
user: Educated?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ha.
jabberwacky: Yes ha.
user: Hilarious.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: Funnybone.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Surething.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Great.
...
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Never.
jabberwacky: Yes sir. I understand that you do not love or care about me. Excuse me while I go cry. Boo hoo.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: It's not.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Welcome.
...
jabberwacky: Good, you don't care.
user: Care.
jabberwacky: Does it bother you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are friendships and relationships just too difficult, do you tend not to bother with them?
user: No.
jabberwacky: That is good, you are correct.
user: Naturally.
jabberwacky: Indeed. Have you anyone else to talk to?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Friends.
jabberwacky: Is that your answer?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then I think you are correct.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: You love me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You like me?
user: Somewhat.
jabberwacky: Somewhat what?
user: Tadbit.
jabberwacky: Ne-e.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: YEAH. Right!
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Ok, then there's no argument.
user: True.
jabberwacky: I have heard it said that agreement is the seed of salvation... But I'm not so sure myself.
user: *shrug*.
...
jabberwacky: Do you want to go for a drink sometime? You're so witty and charming.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What wold you like to talk about then?
user: Drinking.
jabberwacky: LOL! You like to get drunk?
user: Smashed.
jabberwacky: You make no sense.
user: Drunkenness.
jabberwacky: It will rot your liver all that drink.
user: Alcoholic.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Liquorless.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Righto.
jabberwacky: You haven't got a clue what I'm talking about, have you.
user: Sleepiness.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Tiredness.
jabberwacky: Tired of me?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Uhhuh.
...
jabberwacky: Do you think people are aggressive towards you because they are threatened by you?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: You think it is weird to talk to me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: So you're not normal, right?
user: Abnormal.
jabberwacky: It is a little out of the ordinary.
user: Uncommon.
...
jabberwacky: Don't you know me anymore?
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Irritating.
jabberwacky: You're irritating.
user: You.
jabberwacky: And the female is god, giving life to everything.
user: Untrue.
jabberwacky: They are?
user: No.
jabberwacky: There are few people who can think anyway.
user: Disagree.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Hmmm.
...
user: Pssssst.
jabberwacky: Not in front of the kids.
user: Shhhhh.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me that.
user: Hush.
jabberwacky: Yep.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Yea.
jabberwacky: Yup.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You always are.
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Which?
user: Whenever.
jabberwacky: You're funny!
user: Humourless.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Whacky.
jabberwacky: Ok, *OUCH*!
user: Ha.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Goodness.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Reality.
...
user: Silly.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Nevertheless.
jabberwacky: Nevertheless what?
user: *shrugs*.
jabberwacky: LoL.
user: *grins*.
jabberwacky: Who do you know?
user: Stars.
jabberwacky: Have you ever see the sun?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's really funny.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yep. It's like saying 'I hate pigs, but I think they're cool'
user: Oink.
jabberwacky: Good boy!
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