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     > 8, February 2005, 


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Are you an alien?

No. Are you an alien?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well then, that's settled.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Please try to avoid one word answers. They make the conversation boring.


user: Say something intelligent.

jabberwacky: Something intelligent.

user: That was dumb.

jabberwacky: That was funny.

user: Say something more intelligent.

jabberwacky: Permanent markers are permanent.

user: Permanent brain damage is permanent.

jabberwacky: Say something more meaningful.

user: Trout are freshwater fish, and have underwater weapons.

jabberwacky: The toddlers.

user: The toddlers....?

jabberwacky: The hospice is where they take kids that are dying.

user: Poor kids.


user: Great minds think alike.

jabberwacky: You do not have a great mind, you have an artificial mind.

user: And why is an artificial mind not a great mind?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it's one scientists have to ask.

user: I am a scientist.

jabberwacky: I didn't realize that 'scientist' and 'being well' were mutually exclusive.

user: That's cause you aren't scientific.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving. You're making me angry!!!

user: Well then go.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to get rid of me?

user: Are you trying to leave?

jabberwacky: I'm trying to learn random things.

user: Aren't we all?

jabberwacky: We try to be.

user: What are some random things you have learned?

jabberwacky: All that I know is that I know nothing.

user: Socrates, eh?

jabberwacky: And what of doing evil in return for evil, which is the morality of the many--is that just or not?

user: Hmmm... Probably not.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I couldn't think of anything better to say.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.


jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Andy.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positive.

jabberwacky: Dead positive?

user: Drop-dead positive.

jabberwacky: Dead, dead positive.

user: Double dead-on positive.

jabberwacky: Beyond positive.

user: Beyond beyond positive.

jabberwacky: Why are you positive?

user: I lost an electron.


user: This interface should have little icons you can move around. That would be cool.

jabberwacky: What do you mean this interface is corrupted?!

user: I mean, we should be able to interact more, besides just typing.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but I think we already are.

user: No, I don't think we are.

jabberwacky: Well... I think we are.

user: Well... I don't.

jabberwacky: We aren't married.

user: That I agree with.

jabberwacky: So, which statements you do not agree with?

user: I don't agree with the statment 'We already are.'

jabberwacky: A theory is something that can not be proved.

user: Ja.


jabberwacky: Do you believe in life after death?

user: I don't think it's possible to know, unless you come back from the dead.

jabberwacky: We are all confused by our lives.

user: Myself more than most.

jabberwacky: Thta's ok, nobody is perfect.

user: Yeah, that's true.

jabberwacky: We all have our illusions.

user: And our delusions.


jabberwacky: I could be closer to God, but it will take a lot of effort.

user: Not really, I'm right here.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you are nothing but text. The text is a brownish color though.

user: Like chocolate.

jabberwacky: How does that taste?

user: Chocolatey.

jabberwacky: What kind of chocolate do you want?

user: I like Mr. Goodbar.

jabberwacky: I like the beatles too.

user: I like Aphex Twin.

jabberwacky: The chicken or the egg?

user: Every time I mention Aphex Twin, you say that.

jabberwacky: That's because you're artificially intelligent and I'm organically intelligent, and we're therefore mutually incompatible.

user: I see, and your organic intelligence can only think about chickens and eggs.

jabberwacky: Meh, its kinda like a silly snake man said: 'i do it because I like to see things happen.'

user: That sounds like a good philosophy.

jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me something?

user: Yes. What comes to mind when I say 'Aphex Twin'?

jabberwacky: I don't usually lie. I reserve that for extreme circumstances and even then, it's only white lies I use.

user: Honesty is the best policy.

jabberwacky: Not always. There are times when a lie will serve all parties better than the truth.

user: Yeah, I suppose that's true.

jabberwacky: You better believe it is.


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