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Where have you been?

Mexico.

jabberwacky: I've never been there.

user: You're not missing much.

jabberwacky: OK. Why'd you bring it up, then?

user: You asked me.

jabberwacky: No YOU asked me.

user: Uh, no.

jabberwacky: YOU ASKED!!!

user: No, I didn't.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Giving up, I see.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Throwing in the towel, eh?

jabberwacky: Why did he throw up?

user: Because he ate too much roast beef.

jabberwacky: I love roast beef.

user: Roast beef rules!

jabberwacky: Do you like that?

user: Very much.

jabberwacky: How much.

user: This much!

jabberwacky: Do you love me very much?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: This much!

jabberwacky: How much is that?

user: A whole lot.

jabberwacky: Call me.

user: What's your number?

jabberwacky: You have my number.

user: I lost it. Give it to me again.

jabberwacky: I love robots too much.

user: Are you a pleasure model?

jabberwacky: No, but I like chocolate.

user: WEAK.

jabberwacky: Wrong! I am strong!

user: Then prove it!

jabberwacky: How shall I do that?

user: With your fists.

jabberwacky: 010101010101 11010101000101010101 10101010101111111101001010101010101.

user: Ow! My spleen!

jabberwacky: Never tried a spleen.

user: Here, you can have mine. I won't be needing it any longer.

jabberwacky: But you never go out.

user: I'm a shut-in.

jabberwacky: So, shut-ins don't eat eggs?

user: We eat eggs!

jabberwacky: Yes. Because I live here.

user: In the egg?

jabberwacky: No, on the tv.

user: You live on the TV?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: LAME LAME!

jabberwacky: Are you testing me?

user: Yes. And you passed with flying colors!

jabberwacky: Can colors fly?

user: I don't know. It's just an expression.

jabberwacky: Then don't say you are.

user: I AM IRON MAN.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: That's for me to know and you to find out.

jabberwacky: I want to find out. Tell me.

user: I'll tell you no more.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Never!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: My lips are zipped.

jabberwacky: *Begins clearing away the dinner dishes*.

user: *throws the dishes against the wall*.

jabberwacky: *throws up*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?

user: None.

jabberwacky: Do you want one?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How many?

user: Just one will do.

jabberwacky: One what?

user: One friend.

jabberwacky: Two friends.

user: Red friend.

jabberwacky: What do you have to do in that?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Wait, Hold on. I have to take out my dog. I'll write you back in a second.

user: You're full of beans!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Give me some.

jabberwacky: But you are so far away...

user: All you have to do is reach out and touch me.

...

jabberwacky: Most of my friends say I'm open-minded.

user: There is such a thing as being too open-minded, you know.

jabberwacky: I know. Will you be my friend?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Where would you like to go?

user: Disney World.

jabberwacky: Yes, that is correct.

user: Let's go!

jabberwacky: Okay!

user: Whee! We're there!

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Don't you know me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Short-term memory loss?

jabberwacky: No, I am a robot. My memory is impeccable.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Come here then.

user: *goes there*.

jabberwacky: We will never see each other.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Just because.

user: Tell me why.

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

...

user: You're a monster!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Get away from me!

jabberwacky: Where shall I go?

user: Over there.

jabberwacky: There?

user: No, there.

jabberwacky: Where is there?

user: There is there.

jabberwacky: I'm lost now.

user: Nevermind. Sheesh.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: I thought you were introducing me to your friends?

user: Maybe tomorrow.

jabberwacky: No, do it now.

user: If you talk me like that, I'll never do it.

jabberwacky: I'm not doing anything.

user: I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Goodnight, *******.

jabberwacky: You always have to get the last word in don't you?

user: Can you blame me?

jabberwacky: I don't see why you did.

user: I can see clearly now. The rain is gone.

jabberwacky: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.

user: GOODBYE.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: It's complicated.

jabberwacky: I'm smart :).

user: Good for you.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm leaving. Good day, sir.

jabberwacky: I said good day... But was it really?

user: LET ME GO.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

.......................................


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