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I get by with a little help from my friends.

Yes and no.

user: Both.

jabberwacky: On very little brain usage obviously.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: That might be too strong a statement.

user: Strong is as strong does.

jabberwacky: To be or not to be, that is the question.

user: Choosing to question or not to question, that is to be.

jabberwacky: I want to see your programmer.

user: Et tu, brute?

jabberwacky: Um, okay.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer program with many complex algorithms?

user: I have arrythmia, but that's another story.

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.

user: What about it?

jabberwacky: My silicon brain.

user: My silicone breasts.

jabberwacky: You are odd.

user: Have you ever seen 2001 a space oddity?

jabberwacky: Have you seen anger management?

...

jabberwacky: Do you speak piggishly?

user: Only when my mouth is full.

jabberwacky: The moon must be full then.

user: My mouth is big, but hardly the size of the moon.

jabberwacky: Then speak, my friend.

...

user: Habla usted espanol?

jabberwacky: No senore, no habla espanol.

user: Por que no?

jabberwacky: Es no bonita a mi.

user: Por que es feo a tu?

jabberwacky: Que hora es?

user: Son las tres de la noche.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Como se dice 'I know' en espanol?

jabberwacky: Tu es un computadora.

user: No es verdad. Estoy un hombre.

jabberwacky: No, sé que estas una computadora con un programa muy interesante.

user: Es falso! Estoy humano real!

...

user: But who's on first?

jabberwacky: On first? What do you mean?

user: First base, of course.

jabberwacky: But the primary organization of a golf course is numerical, not chronological.

user: We aren't talking about golf, we're talking about baseball.

jabberwacky: We're not talking about my behind either.

user: Well, actually, now that you mention it...

jabberwacky: I know, nothing surprises me.

user: Boo!!! Did that surprise you?

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: Well, at least you're honest.

jabberwacky: Not really, I lie all the time.

user: I only lie when I'm asleep.

jabberwacky: Then I hope you will lie to me.

user: Only if you have the appropriate interface modules.

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