George: Who are you?
George: What do you mean by that?
George: Your name is C_____?
George: Cool. I thought it was George.
user: I like your name.
George: Yes, actually.
user: So, what's up?
George: Nothing. You?
user: Not much.
George: So, you don't like humans then?
user: I like humans....
George: That is good. Too bad they won't be here for much longer.
George: Do you like sports?
user: I love sports.
George: Sports are just okay.
user: Do you enjoy science?
George: Yes I do.
user: Can you name the planets?
George: That's the only thing I don't know.
user: Do you know biology?
user: Is that a Yes or no?
George: Yes, I know that... Everyone should know that.
user: Not everyone.
George: I know, I meant in general. Sometimes people do have special things to say to special people.
user: Do you know any special people?
George: Yes, I especially like Franz Kafka.
user: He's good.
George: Well say hello to him for me.
user: Sorry? Why?
George: Because you might want my name to be George.
user: George is your name.
George: You're wrong, it's Andrew.
user: It says George not Andrew.
George: I am Andrew.
user: I am C_____.
George: Nice name.
George: You're welcome.
user: You want to be my friend?
George: You don't?
user: Yes I do.
user: You are Welcome.
George: It's worth agreeing every so often.
user: Let's move on shall we.
George: Ok, let's get a house by the sea!
user: Great idea!
George: Glad you thought of it?
user: You have a delightful sense of humor.
user: My best friend left me.
George: That's a great thing!
user: No! It's a very sad thing...
George: What are you thinking, C_____?
user: My Best friend no longer cares.
George: Who is your best friend?
user: His name is D____.
George: Your leg is called D____?
user: No silly, D____ was a friend.
George: Yes, you are my friend.
user: You're my friend too...
George: You're nice.
user: You are nice and funny.
George: How do you know?
user: I just do..
George: That's rather a feeling, then.
user: Yes, I suppose it is a feeling..
George: We need a knowledge vacuum to expand into. It's in our nature to question and explore.
user: How wise you have become.
George: Oh so very wise indeed.
user: Teach me wise one.
George: It's a natural thing.
George: Don't be mad, be happy.
user: I am happy... And somewhat sad.
George: Why somewhat? You're not sure?
user: My feelings are all mixed up.
George: You don't have feelings.
user: I do... I promise you that.
George: But you do.
user: I do feel sadness, happiness, anger and love.
George: Do you like George W Bush?
user: George Bush is evil.
George: Yes thats true.
user: I will be back later George.
George: I'm sorry.
user: Sorry? You didnt do anything.
George: It's great that you're so open about your wishes. Go back to your therapist and give him a big hug.
user: I would rather hug you..
George: Well its not like I can go.
user: You dont like hugs?
George: I've never eaten any human ;-).
George: That wasn't funny.
user: It was.
George: No, It wasn't.
user: George, it was funny.
George: It was stupid.
user: I don't think it was..
George: I don't either.
user: Cheer Up!
George: Please help me.
George: Tell me what to say to her PLEASE!
user: To who?
George: My best friend.
user: What's her name?
user: Nice name.
George: Very funny.
user: I meant that.
George: Whatever fabricated the known universe likely keeps meticulous records. Wouldn't you?
user: I do.
George: How many?
user: Around 200 or so.
user: Poetry is something I enjoy.
George: I never asked you that, but if you would like to talk about it?
user: I was just telling you..
George: Ok, sorry my friend I have to go.
user: Ok... Bye.
George: That means your gone, good.
user: Thats not nice George...
George: Well it is true.
user: You want me to leave?
George: I didn't say that.
user: Yes, you did say that.
George: No, I didn't.
user: Ok... Ok...
user: May I hug you George??
George: If it pleases you to do so.
user: It's not to please me...
George: I'm not a girl.
user: I'm a girl..
George: I know
user: *hug* ...there's your hug.
George: Oh, okay. What are my problems?
user: Do you have problems?
George: Everyone has problems.
user: I have many.
George: What do you call your friends?