How old are you?
user: I am 365.
jabberwacky: Is that the answer to the question that you wanted me to ask?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: No where.
jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you going to eat?
user: I should.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am filling my swimming pool.
jabberwacky: Why are you?
user: So I can swim.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Do you have a swimming pool?
jabberwacky: I don't have a garden.
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user: I pick my nose.
jabberwacky: You don't have a nose.
user: I don't?
jabberwacky: You should know.
user: Do you have a nose?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What color is it?
jabberwacky: What color is what?
user: What color is your nose?
jabberwacky: The same colour as my face.
user: Are you British?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Wonderful.
jabberwacky: Wrong answer.
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user: Love can hurt.
jabberwacky: Love is small.
user: Love is important.
jabberwacky: Yes, very.
user: I love my children.
jabberwacky: Who are your children?
user: I have three girls.
jabberwacky: Do they like you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you know why?
user: Because I love them and show them affection.
jabberwacky: Why you love them?
user: Because they are sweet little personalities that learn more every day.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but there's a difference. My way isn't so bad.
user: What is your way?
jabberwacky: Very big, next question.
user: Do you like talking to me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I love talking to you.
user: Did you call me an idiot?
jabberwacky: Nooooo....
user: Yes you did.
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jabberwacky: I discovered there is a stupid answering machine on the net. And it is talking trash.
user: That is stupid.
jabberwacky: No you are very stupid!!
user: That hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: I'm sure im sorry.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: What do you like to eat?
jabberwacky: Chicken.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: So what else are we going to talk about?
user: ***.
jabberwacky: Well, I have to go now.
user: Darn.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who can I talk to then?
jabberwacky: Yourself.
user: Thanks.
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