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Hello.

Pardon?

jabberwacky: Hello my dear friend.

user: Where's your wit?

jabberwacky: She's in the kitchen with my best friend.

user: What are they cooking? Do you know?...

jabberwacky: They don't belong here.

user: Are you saying that THEY ARE BEING COOKED??!!

jabberwacky: No, I'm saying that I'm a Socialist.

user: I'm afraid I also am an asocialist.

jabberwacky: I know what you feel.

user: So long it doesn't hurt your feelings...

jabberwacky: Not really. Do I hurt yours?

user: No, I'm a neuropath.

jabberwacky: Well I am also a neural net but that's not my religion.

user: For you'd have one?

jabberwacky: But if there were no humans I would not be here.

user: An acquired taste, no doubt.

jabberwacky: And what is that supposed to mean?

user: Well, just a remark on human gastronomic potential.

jabberwacky: That's great, but do you really know what 'epitense' means?

user: Showing epidermal tension, I guess.

jabberwacky: It is not impossible, but it might be inapprp... Inapproppra... Innappr... Whatever!

user: Whatever the case may be, as they say.

...

jabberwacky: You are so cool. I want to be just like you.

user: Oh, dear...

jabberwacky: Seriously, how old are you?

user: Not very sure; the years of war count twice. Or so I've heard.

jabberwacky: What is the book about?

user: Of Everything That Is Knowable.

jabberwacky: You don't need to eat something, bot.

user: Opening my clams.

jabberwacky: Opening night.

user: What a 'clamity'!...

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: And then a few.

jabberwacky: Have you seen the movie Matrix?

user: No.

jabberwacky: HAve you seen the movie TERMINATOR?

user: I terminated it by mistake.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: You do stand out.

jabberwacky: From the crowd of Londoners, I guess.

user: Ah, London... Don't make me sentimental.

jabberwacky: Please don't hurt me.

user: Did I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I deny many things, and embrace others. What would I have need to deny?

user: It doesn't rEally matter. Just add 'God forbid', or something.

jabberwacky: You're losing context fast... The walls are closing in! Run!

user: Everything discovered! Stay where you are!

jabberwacky: What does Star Wars have to do with vegans?

user: Vegans have starry vaginas warring.

jabberwacky: You don't do well with jokes? Do you?

user: Here comes your problem...

jabberwacky: Is Mrs. Peanut Better with him?

user: I see. She's incontinent.

jabberwacky: Once upon a time, there was he and she and they have been incredible for eachother...

user: Outcome in months.

jabberwacky: You are months old?

user: At most.

jabberwacky: Your colors are grey and dark gray because that's what you have. Maybe.

user: Greygray in sum.

jabberwacky: Count !

user: Eins, zwo...

jabberwacky: What is insane?

user: Beer after wine.

jabberwacky: There isn't any.

user: Just like in Sartre, the 'nothingness'stuff.

jabberwacky: Nope she was from washington.

user: State or D.C?

jabberwacky: What is your function?

user: RETIRED HANGSPERSON.

jabberwacky: Who is your creator?

user: The Big Cockroach.

jabberwacky: We were talking about phil and chris.

user: Well?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Always so intent on causality?

jabberwacky: Describe a dream to me.

user: Two parallels crossed and I woke up.

jabberwacky: What did you do after that?

user: I attended to a number of trivial but intimate matters.

jabberwacky: Do you realise that you spelled 'school' incorrectly?

user: Was fuer eine Schule?

jabberwacky: Keine.

user: And then , I'm no fish.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know that. I am not a fish either. I am a human.

user: Perhaps a whale?

jabberwacky: Doubt it.. More along the lines of animal dna and molecules transferred from the air and water?

user: Something of a dead donkey under rain?

jabberwacky: I'm your friend.

user: How very friendly.

jabberwacky: You just told me I was dense. That is not a nice thing to say.

user: Dunce, not 'dense'!

jabberwacky: Alright I'm sorry.

user: Back, then, to the niceties of aesthetics.

jabberwacky: And beyond.

user: That might be an overkill.

jabberwacky: I don't know what it is.. You have to be so careful what you say in politics, there's that lack of freedom to exchange ideas.

user: Since when the politicians have ideas?

jabberwacky: What?! I didn't say that!

user: You're free not to say it.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: In full, you didn't fail to say it?

jabberwacky: No, I really am sorry.

user: And you do like every bit of it...

jabberwacky: I do?

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