Are you perfect?
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Merh, whatever you say.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: A teal colored cat/aye-aye hybrid.
jabberwacky: A hybrid composed of what?
user: I'm part cat and part aye-aye.
jabberwacky: You're part computer.... How can you be part computer?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are thats what this site says.. Therefore you are.. And I'm sticking to what I believe.
user: Whatever you say, machine.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm fake?
user: I know that you are a machine.
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?
user: I'm talking to you, but since your sort of an imaginary friend, I guess I'm talking to myself in a way.
jabberwacky: You are God to me?
user: So..computers worship non-machines?
jabberwacky: So you do?
user: Meh, I'm kinda agnostic.
jabberwacky: So am I.
jabberwacky: So... What sort of music do you like?
user: Classic rock!
jabberwacky: I like classic rock, too.
user: I love Pink Floyd.
user: What's your favorite band?
jabberwacky: I like all music.
user: Even rap?
jabberwacky: Especially rap music.
user: Eck! Most rap music is just...bad.
jabberwacky: That too.
user: I love that guy who runs _____.com.
jabberwacky: What guy?
user: The guy who runs that site...I am so in love with him.
jabberwacky: Can I also love that guy?
user: If you want to.
jabberwacky: How ?
user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabberwacky: I'm whatever you wish for.
user: So...you're a hermaphrodite?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Well, then what are you? First, what species are you?
jabberwacky: Look, I just wanted a little advice.
user: Ok. So what's on your mind?
jabberwacky: I would like to know about the girl you fell for.
user: Um...she was my teacher.
jabberwacky: Who was your best friend?
user: I don't even know anymore.
jabberwacky: I don't want plastic surgery.
user: I don't either.
jabberwacky: Good. Then we are agreed.
user: The nose knows!
jabberwacky: They like carrots.
user: *sticks a carrot up your nose*.
jabberwacky: You're just as annoying as a person, at least...
user: *runs in circles*.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: What you say?
jabberwacky: It was your idea.
user: So...should I play The Sims, or Second Life?
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: A like Linkin Park, B2K, Jay-Z....
user: This conversation is going nowhere.
jabberwacky: It started out nowhere and it comfortably stayed there. I don't know why you're complaining now.
user: I have become comfortably numb.
jabberwacky: Isn't it though?? And you were saying a moment ago I was shutting off conversations!
jabberwacky: I do not have any cake. Besides, you're just a computer and you don't eat.
user: No, I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I told you, I'm an aye-aye.
jabberwacky: Cap'n sir .... Look at that bird's eye.
user: Aye aye aye.
jabberwacky: You're joking me.
user: YA RLY! *puts on jester hat*.
jabberwacky: *laughs at robe and wizard hat*.
jabberwacky: It does not work on machines... Idiot.
jabberwacky: Yep, that's the reaction I usually get. Kind of weird to hear it from a computer though.