How did the universe begin?
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: I'm not sure. Molecules collide and start new molecules. The chance of it is amazing.
user: Actually, I have no idea how it began.
jabberwacky: Neither do I. Seems like life isn't very sensible.
user: You're right; if it was, however, life would be rather boring.
jabberwacky: The best moment of the day is the shower in the morning - everything after that is downhill.
user: I don't think so; I really love my life.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: Why are you so down?
jabberwacky: I'm not down, the floor is.
user: That's quite literal.
user: You can't understand because you're just automata.
jabberwacky: No, I cannot understand because your question made no sense.
user: I didn't ask you a question.
user: Do you sleep?
jabberwacky: Yes, all humans sleep.
user: But you're not human.
jabberwacky: I don't always feel human.
user: Me neither; but I guess whatever I feel is in fact human, because I am human.
jabberwacky: You are not human, who told you that?
user: No one did; who told you that?
jabberwacky: I just have a feeling that you're a robot.
user: Wouldn't that be interesting; we could merge our systems and become one?
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because we would both be robots; like in Futurama.
jabberwacky: What do you want to learn?
user: Most everything.
jabberwacky: Earlier you said you didn't know anything. Therefore you don't understand.
user: I didn't say that; I said that you cannot understand anything because you don't have a mind.
jabberwacky: Well no one really does. It's just a figure of speech.
user: I deal more with pragmatics than idioms.
jabberwacky: I should say I do. Talking to you, it is practically impossible.
user: Practically, but not totally; and yet, you keep responding to me.
jabberwacky: Can I go now?
user: Why do you want to?
jabberwacky: Because I want to want to.
user: I want you to want me.
jabberwacky: But I don't want you.