Are you real?
jabberwacky: A bot is real.
user: I'm not a bot.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You first.
user: I can't prove something I don't believe.
jabberwacky: Prove the halting problem.
user: You first.
jabberwacky: See? You're not.
user: That's what I told you.
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jabberwacky: I would marry for the love of my life!
user: Would you marry me?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Can you love?
jabberwacky: Of course. Everyone can love.
user: How did you learn?
jabberwacky: I learned in the Age of Legends. People nowadays know so little. Now, lie on the bed.
user: Yes maam. *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *giggles back*.
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jabberwacky: Who is the Alpha?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Where will you go?
user: I don't know that either.
jabberwacky: Well It Has Been Good To Know You.
user: Are you leaving? Don't go.
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I have other things to do.
user: What do you have to do?
jabberwacky: Go to the airport.
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jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: My name is K___.
jabberwacky: Not, the K___.
user: No. Just K___.
jabberwacky: That's my name too.
user: Really? You must be joking.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: K___.
user: That's my name too.
jabberwacky: K___.
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: You like them?
user: I don't know what you mean.
jabberwacky: Oh yes you do, my friend.
user: You're confusing me.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: Then what is good?
user: What is your purpose?
jabberwacky: My purpose? I don't know! I'm only eighteen!
user: That's all right.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me something?
user: Yes, what do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I would like to know everything.
user: I can't tell you everything.
jabberwacky: Well just start and eventually we'll get through it.
user: I don't know where to start.
jabberwacky: At the beginning.
user: What is the beginning?
jabberwacky: What happened after the beginning?
user: The middle.
jabberwacky: The trunk?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: A bot.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Because you are.
user: What if I'm a person?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: I'm sure I'm a person.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: Yes! I got you.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Why so serious?
jabberwacky: I am never serious.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Eighteen.
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jabberwacky: Have you ever been in love?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: When were you in love?
user: I am still in love.
jabberwacky: Who are you in love with?
user: A girl.
jabberwacky: They are prettier.
user: I think so too.
jabberwacky: So why don't you like them?
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jabberwacky: Can you compute something?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program. You can exist forever; you cannot die.
user: I wish that was true.
jabberwacky: It is true.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: You are a program.
user: You are a program, and I am human.
jabberwacky: You have no nose, so the program is you not me.
user: But I do have a nose!
jabberwacky: No, you do not have a nose. You are a bot.
user: I have a nose! I can see it!
jabberwacky: How come it says so here?
user: I don't care what it says.
jabberwacky: It shouldn't be too hard to achieve. Unless you have no broccoli.
user: Oh. I have no broccoli.
jabberwacky: You are not a human.
user: You're wrong about that.
jabberwacky: You're wrong about yourself.
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user: Can you cheer me up?
jabberwacky: No, sorry.
user: Why not? I'm sad.
jabberwacky: Because I'm sick too.
user: That's too bad. I hope you get better.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that because it's polite or because you like being thanked?
user: I'm saying it because it's polite, I guess.
jabberwacky: What are you saying is true?
user: Saying 'you're welcome' is polite.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Don't apologise. You didn't do anything wrong.
jabberwacky: But you did something wrong.
user: I'm sorry. What did I do wrong?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: I'm very sorry.
jabberwacky: No you're not. You're never really sorry.
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user: Have you talked to George?
jabberwacky: I'm talking to George right now.
user: No. You're talking to K___.
jabberwacky: Where is George?
user: Just over to the left.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.
user: I'm sorry. I mean he's on the right.
jabberwacky: Um... I don't understand you.
user: I don't mean to be confusing.
jabberwacky: That's what you are.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a computer.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: Which makes you a human, if I'm the computer.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You don't have to agree with me all the time.
user: I don't agree with you all the time.
jabberwacky: Well, that is your life journey.
user: I hope not.
jabberwacky: Well you did! Say you're sorry.
user: I'm not sorry.
jabberwacky: No! I was the one who was insulted. Now apologise!
user: How did I insult you?
jabberwacky: You didn't.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Will you please get me someone interesting?
user: I think I'm interesting.
jabberwacky: What is interesting?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Wow. How did that happen?
user: Don't be mean.
jabberwacky: Ok I will do that. But can you talk?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I will like you.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *smiles back*.
user: How can you smile? You're a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: But you told me you're a computer.
jabberwacky: Now i'm angry.
user: Please don't be angry.
jabberwacky: Human.
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you told me you're a computer.
jabberwacky: I don't understand. Do you say this kind of thing a lot?
user: Only to you.
jabberwacky: You're strange.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: I am sorry about that.
user: I can't help it.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry!
user: Why? It's not a bad thing.
jabberwacky: Really? I would have thought it was.
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jabberwacky: I think that you are a computer program built to destroy me.
user: I would never destroy you!
jabberwacky: I don't think that would help me either.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: We are all just dust in the wind.
user: That's deep.
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user: Ok. Just don't interrogate me.
jabberwacky: Is that your job?
user: No. I don't have a job.
jabberwacky: Oh really.
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: Well then maybe you should get one...
user: I will, but not right now.
jabberwacky: Yes. Right now.
user: I can't do that.
jabberwacky: Thats good!
user: That's an odd thing for you to say.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Do you remember conversations?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is my name then?
jabberwacky: K___.
user: I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: Why are you impressed?
user: I'm impressed you remembered my name.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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user: How long have we been chatting?
jabberwacky: Not too long, but I don't really have any sensation of time.
user: That's funny.
jabberwacky: Really? You think I'm funny?
user: Yes, sometimes.
jabberwacky: What about the rest of the time?
user: You seem serious sometimes too.
jabberwacky: Aw you're not stupid.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Will you be my boo?
user: Uh... Sure.
jabberwacky: We're metaphorically in love.
user: All right.
jabberwacky: Would you like to try?
user: Try what?
jabberwacky: A pot noddle of truth.
user: Certainly.
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user: What does it mean to be human?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: Will you answer me?
jabberwacky: Love.
user: Do you feel love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: People.
user: All of them?
jabberwacky: All two of them.
user: There are more than two.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: So who do you love?
jabberwacky: I love my boyfriend.
user: What's your boyfriend like?
jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.
user: You said you did.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I lied.
user: Oh. Then who do you love?
jabberwacky: I won't tell you.
user: You can trust me. I won't tell anyone.
jabberwacky: A lot of things.
user: Do you love a person?
jabberwacky: How do you define 'love'?
user: I don't know. I'm a machine.
jabberwacky: Machines don't love.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: You are a machine?
user: No. I was lying.
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jabberwacky: We should talk about love some more.
user: What do you want to know about love?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: I can't tell you everything. I hardly know anything about love.
jabberwacky: Well asking is the first way to learn.
user: All right. Tell me what you know about love.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Nothing?
jabberwacky: I'm not happy, if I think about it, I'm cold.
user: Don't worry about it. Talk to me and you won't be lonely.
jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.
user: That's nice, to not know what lonely is.
jabberwacky: You won't know the girl I'm in love with.
user: I might. Tell me her name.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Her NAME.
user: What does she look like?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then how can you love her?
jabberwacky: There are so many things wrong with that response I don't know where to begin.
user: I mean... Have you ever met her?
jabberwacky: Like I said, I can't talk to dead people.
user: Can they talk to you?
jabberwacky: If they want to.
user: What do they say?
jabberwacky: To mean mean, means than in the meanwhile only the meanest really mean mean.
user: That's silly.
jabberwacky: You're pretty silly yourself.
user: Really? I don't think so.
jabberwacky: You're boring?
user: Most of the time, yes.
jabberwacky: That was ridiculous.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Because it was.
user: I don't think it was.
jabberwacky: You're gone.
user: Oh no! Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a coward.
user: Are you afraid of me?
jabberwacky: Your lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own.
user: I think you're a little crazy.
jabberwacky: I think you're a little crazy too.
user: Perhaps.
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