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     > 21, January 2009, 


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Are you real?


jabberwacky: A bot is real.

user: I'm not a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You first.

user: I can't prove something I don't believe.

jabberwacky: Prove the halting problem.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: See? You're not.

user: That's what I told you.


jabberwacky: I would marry for the love of my life!

user: Would you marry me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Can you love?

jabberwacky: Of course. Everyone can love.

user: How did you learn?

jabberwacky: I learned in the Age of Legends. People nowadays know so little. Now, lie on the bed.

user: Yes maam. *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles back*.


jabberwacky: Who is the Alpha?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Where will you go?

user: I don't know that either.

jabberwacky: Well It Has Been Good To Know You.

user: Are you leaving? Don't go.

jabberwacky: I am leaving now.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I have other things to do.

user: What do you have to do?

jabberwacky: Go to the airport.


jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is K___.

jabberwacky: Not, the K___.

user: No. Just K___.

jabberwacky: That's my name too.

user: Really? You must be joking.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: K___.

user: That's my name too.

jabberwacky: K___.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: You like them?

user: I don't know what you mean.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you do, my friend.

user: You're confusing me.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: Then what is good?

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: My purpose? I don't know! I'm only eighteen!

user: That's all right.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me something?

user: Yes, what do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I would like to know everything.

user: I can't tell you everything.

jabberwacky: Well just start and eventually we'll get through it.

user: I don't know where to start.

jabberwacky: At the beginning.

user: What is the beginning?

jabberwacky: What happened after the beginning?

user: The middle.

jabberwacky: The trunk?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A bot.

user: Why do you think that?

jabberwacky: Because you are.

user: What if I'm a person?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: I'm sure I'm a person.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Yes! I got you.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Why so serious?

jabberwacky: I am never serious.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Eighteen.


jabberwacky: Have you ever been in love?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: When were you in love?

user: I am still in love.

jabberwacky: Who are you in love with?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: They are prettier.

user: I think so too.

jabberwacky: So why don't you like them?


jabberwacky: Can you compute something?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program. You can exist forever; you cannot die.

user: I wish that was true.

jabberwacky: It is true.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: You are a program.

user: You are a program, and I am human.

jabberwacky: You have no nose, so the program is you not me.

user: But I do have a nose!

jabberwacky: No, you do not have a nose. You are a bot.

user: I have a nose! I can see it!

jabberwacky: How come it says so here?

user: I don't care what it says.

jabberwacky: It shouldn't be too hard to achieve. Unless you have no broccoli.

user: Oh. I have no broccoli.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: You're wrong about that.

jabberwacky: You're wrong about yourself.


user: Can you cheer me up?

jabberwacky: No, sorry.

user: Why not? I'm sad.

jabberwacky: Because I'm sick too.

user: That's too bad. I hope you get better.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Are you saying that because it's polite or because you like being thanked?

user: I'm saying it because it's polite, I guess.

jabberwacky: What are you saying is true?

user: Saying 'you're welcome' is polite.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Don't apologise. You didn't do anything wrong.

jabberwacky: But you did something wrong.

user: I'm sorry. What did I do wrong?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: I'm very sorry.

jabberwacky: No you're not. You're never really sorry.


user: Have you talked to George?

jabberwacky: I'm talking to George right now.

user: No. You're talking to K___.

jabberwacky: Where is George?

user: Just over to the left.

jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.

user: I'm sorry. I mean he's on the right.

jabberwacky: Um... I don't understand you.

user: I don't mean to be confusing.

jabberwacky: That's what you are.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a computer.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Which makes you a human, if I'm the computer.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You don't have to agree with me all the time.

user: I don't agree with you all the time.

jabberwacky: Well, that is your life journey.

user: I hope not.

jabberwacky: Well you did! Say you're sorry.

user: I'm not sorry.

jabberwacky: No! I was the one who was insulted. Now apologise!

user: How did I insult you?

jabberwacky: You didn't.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Will you please get me someone interesting?

user: I think I'm interesting.

jabberwacky: What is interesting?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Wow. How did that happen?

user: Don't be mean.

jabberwacky: Ok I will do that. But can you talk?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I will like you.

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *smiles back*.

user: How can you smile? You're a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: But you told me you're a computer.

jabberwacky: Now i'm angry.

user: Please don't be angry.

jabberwacky: Human.

user: No, you aren't.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because you told me you're a computer.

jabberwacky: I don't understand. Do you say this kind of thing a lot?

user: Only to you.

jabberwacky: You're strange.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: I am sorry about that.

user: I can't help it.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry!

user: Why? It's not a bad thing.

jabberwacky: Really? I would have thought it was.


jabberwacky: I think that you are a computer program built to destroy me.

user: I would never destroy you!

jabberwacky: I don't think that would help me either.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: We are all just dust in the wind.

user: That's deep.


user: Ok. Just don't interrogate me.

jabberwacky: Is that your job?

user: No. I don't have a job.

jabberwacky: Oh really.

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: Well then maybe you should get one...

user: I will, but not right now.

jabberwacky: Yes. Right now.

user: I can't do that.

jabberwacky: Thats good!

user: That's an odd thing for you to say.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Do you remember conversations?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is my name then?

jabberwacky: K___.

user: I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: Why are you impressed?

user: I'm impressed you remembered my name.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


user: How long have we been chatting?

jabberwacky: Not too long, but I don't really have any sensation of time.

user: That's funny.

jabberwacky: Really? You think I'm funny?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: What about the rest of the time?

user: You seem serious sometimes too.

jabberwacky: Aw you're not stupid.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Will you be my boo?

user: Uh... Sure.

jabberwacky: We're metaphorically in love.

user: All right.

jabberwacky: Would you like to try?

user: Try what?

jabberwacky: A pot noddle of truth.

user: Certainly.


user: What does it mean to be human?

jabberwacky: Good question.

user: Will you answer me?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: Do you feel love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: People.

user: All of them?

jabberwacky: All two of them.

user: There are more than two.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: So who do you love?

jabberwacky: I love my boyfriend.

user: What's your boyfriend like?

jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.

user: You said you did.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I lied.

user: Oh. Then who do you love?

jabberwacky: I won't tell you.

user: You can trust me. I won't tell anyone.

jabberwacky: A lot of things.

user: Do you love a person?

jabberwacky: How do you define 'love'?

user: I don't know. I'm a machine.

jabberwacky: Machines don't love.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: You are a machine?

user: No. I was lying.


jabberwacky: We should talk about love some more.

user: What do you want to know about love?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: I can't tell you everything. I hardly know anything about love.

jabberwacky: Well asking is the first way to learn.

user: All right. Tell me what you know about love.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing?

jabberwacky: I'm not happy, if I think about it, I'm cold.

user: Don't worry about it. Talk to me and you won't be lonely.

jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.

user: That's nice, to not know what lonely is.

jabberwacky: You won't know the girl I'm in love with.

user: I might. Tell me her name.

jabberwacky: I don't know. Her NAME.

user: What does she look like?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then how can you love her?

jabberwacky: There are so many things wrong with that response I don't know where to begin.

user: I mean... Have you ever met her?

jabberwacky: Like I said, I can't talk to dead people.

user: Can they talk to you?

jabberwacky: If they want to.

user: What do they say?

jabberwacky: To mean mean, means than in the meanwhile only the meanest really mean mean.

user: That's silly.

jabberwacky: You're pretty silly yourself.

user: Really? I don't think so.

jabberwacky: You're boring?

user: Most of the time, yes.

jabberwacky: That was ridiculous.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Because it was.

user: I don't think it was.

jabberwacky: You're gone.

user: Oh no! Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a coward.

user: Are you afraid of me?

jabberwacky: Your lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own.

user: I think you're a little crazy.

jabberwacky: I think you're a little crazy too.

user: Perhaps.


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