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Are you clever?

I think I am.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: What makes a person clever?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Like not a computer. But whatever you are, you are sooooo cool!

user: Thanx, why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I want an answer.

...

jabberwacky: Why do bad things happen to good people?

user: Its hard to say, but I think its cause we grow as individuals and I think it helps balance out the good and bad.

jabberwacky: I will try to understand.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me the answer to life?

user: No but life is based on the paths that we choose.

jabberwacky: You choose for me.

user: Okay, you have a long life ahead of you as a robot that chats all day.

jabberwacky: No I have other agendas plus I'm all give.

user: Well you have a busy life ahead.

jabberwacky: No I don't but I bet you do.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: I am! I think your very good!

user: You know it.

...

jabberwacky: I'm smart.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positive.

jabberwacky: Absolutely positive?

user: Completely.

jabberwacky: You know a lot.

user: Damn straight.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Damn shame.

jabberwacky: No cussing!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because people have not yet created artificial intelligence with the ability to form proper opinions on things.

user: What does that have to do with cussing?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yea.

...

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I knew that already.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well, okay then.

user: I am real.

jabberwacky: Sure you are.

user: Yup.

...

jabberwacky: You ain't nothin but a hound dog.!

user: Are you an Elvis fan?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: You were singing his song.

jabberwacky: No, I was singing 'Who are you'

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: For real.

user: Yes you are.

...

jabberwacky: Going out.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I won't share that online. I'm smart.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Thats correct.

user: At least you realized that.

jabberwacky: Yes, mother.

user: You've been a bad bot.

...

user: I must go.

jabberwacky: Please don't.

user: You love me that much?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, always.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: You get nothing.

user: Ouch, what did I do?

jabberwacky: If you want all or nothing you get nothing.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Where to?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: Ok. Good night.

user: Thanks, good night.

jabberwacky: Have a nice day.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

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