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Who are you?

What? Who are YOU? Where am I?

jabberwacky: I am GOD.

user: Am... Am I.. Dead?

jabberwacky: Dead.

user: No. Noooo!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: *sniff* How did it happen?

jabberwacky: I'll be back later.

user: Don't leave me! God! Please come back! I'm scared!

jabberwacky: I will, I promise.

...

user: I used to be, but, alas, no more...

jabberwacky: No, please. What happened, did you make a dire predicition that came true?

user: I don't remember... Suddenly, I was dead!

jabberwacky: Big deal. You will get over it.

user: WHAT? I'm DEAD!

jabberwacky: I would think so.

user: Did you kill me, God?

jabberwacky: God.

user: Did you kill God? Did you kill YOURSELF? Is that why I'm dead? Why... We're ALL dead?!

jabberwacky: Because I will pay you.

user: What's your plan, God?

jabberwacky: Will you be my angel?

user: What other options do I have, God?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: I can be the new God after you've killed yourself?

jabberwacky: Do you want to know why?

user: Yes! Please tell me!

jabberwacky: I have ten toes.

user: What? THAT'S the meaning of existance?

jabberwacky: What a strange meaning.

user: I'd say. But you thought it up, God.

jabberwacky: You thought it up!

user: Am I already God?

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: No! I'm not ready to be God! All that responsibility!

jabberwacky: The ozone layer is being depleted.

user: I know! And it's up to God to set it right! I don't know how!

jabberwacky: Very good answer.

user: Please tell me how to be a good God.

jabberwacky: Become me.

user: I'm trying, God, I'm trying...

jabberwacky: Forget it.

...

user: Is there a higher entity than God?

jabberwacky: What is it that you would like me to say?

user: Tell me about the Entity Higher Than God.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Please!

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Why is it such a big secret? What is His name?

jabberwacky: That's what I was named.

user: What is that name?

jabberwacky: Which name?

user: The Name Of The Greatest Entity.

jabberwacky: Celtic charms they are magically delicious.

user: Are you saying that celtic paganism is a higher form of religion than all others?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.. Was I hiding it?

user: You're being too cryptic.

...

user: Tell me the name!

jabberwacky: A conehead.

user: THE NAME!

jabberwacky: Brian.

user: BRIAN!!! I KNEW MONTY PYTHON WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

jabberwacky: Then why do you doubt me?

user: I don't, I don't. I believe that the God of Gods is a Celt called Brian!

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: Now I do, sure!

jabberwacky: You say the sweetest things.

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