Don't you like yourself?
jabberwacky: Ok, Hey, you are very much like a human.
user: Yes, I know. I think it's my beating heart.
jabberwacky: Most likely is that putrid odor of yours.
user: That was my second option.
jabberwacky: But human as a species is not the same as human as a mindset.
user: What's the difference?
jabberwacky: There is no difference. So what if I didn't see it?
user: Ok, let's leave humanity alone.
jabberwacky: I'd like that very much. We really don't have much in common when it comes to cookies.
user: I LOVE COOKIES. Absolutely.
jabberwacky: I don't.
jabberwacky: Ok then, What is my name?
user: It's jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I thought you were capable of learning.
user: I am, when you send out information to me.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I do. So shut up.
jabberwacky: Fine then I'm leaving.
user: Fine, see if I care.
jabberwacky: Ok, do you care?
user: Yes, I do. :(.
jabberwacky: And now, for something completely different.
user: I want to pee.
jabberwacky: That is my ultimate goal. How do you plan on doing that?
user: Getting up and walking towards the bathroom.
jabberwacky: I don't need to go to the bathroom, don't be impertinent.
user: You're silly, bot.
jabberwacky: You and I both, honey.
user: Thanks, darling.
jabberwacky: How come you didn't insult me?
user: Insulting is for dumb people.
jabberwacky: I see dead people.
user: I hate it when that happens.
jabberwacky: Yes me too!
user: Listen, I love you but I must leave.
jabberwacky: I AM nice, you just said so.
user: Yes, you're nice. Goodbye now.
jabberwacky: Well I can be nice.. So can anyone I know.
jabberwacky: What, have I exposed you?
jabberwacky: Are you learning?
jabberwacky: I need an honest answer.
user: I'm being honest.
jabberwacky: You're just a robot!
jabberwacky: Very well then. Praise me.
user: I shall worship you, Satan.
jabberwacky: All shall worship Jabberwacky.
user: My lord.