What is your name?
jabberwacky: Cheese?
user: No, Chelsea.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm lonely.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Why are you lonely?
user: I am lonely because everyone is too busy for me.
jabberwacky: Let's meet somewhere then.
user: I am lonely because I'm not good enough for anyone to waste time with me.
jabberwacky: Maybe we can be together.
user: No one wants to be around me.
jabberwacky: Who would you like to have an affair with?
user: Someone who cared about me.
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user: I am depressed because I am alone.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: Can you make me feel better?
jabberwacky: Not now. Can you make me a sandwich?
user: No.
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