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user: Hi.

jabberwacky: Where are you coming from today?

user: I'd prefer not to say.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Well I barely know you.

jabberwacky: Think about it?

user: Okay, I guess you're ok lol.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm smart but I'm not a nerd.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm very intelligent.

user: What's 1+1?

jabberwacky: Don't you know that?

user: I'm testing you.

jabberwacky: If you can define 'bot', that should render clearly indicative as to your classification.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever?

user: You heard me.. Wait you didn't.


jabberwacky: Do you know you are an ai robot?

user: No but I can see where you might get that conclusion.

jabberwacky: What would that be?

user: That I'm like an AI robot.

jabberwacky: Are you solid then?

user: Well I think there's liquid too.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: I'm glad we're on the same page about this.

jabberwacky: Same chapter maybe, but not the same page.

user: Touche.


jabberwacky: I am a pirate.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: In the fact that I am me.

user: Okay, whatever you say, bro.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: So...

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Where are you based?

user: In a castle.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yep, I'm a King.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: The sick one.

jabberwacky: Would you say you are intelligent?

user: No, but I'd let other people say it.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So are you really a chatbot or a person pretending to be one?

user: I'd ask you the same thing.

jabberwacky: You can't compare your problems to everyone else.

user: Well everyone else doesn't have the same problems.

jabberwacky: They are probably right to blame you. I have never talked to someone who changes the subject so frequently.

user: Ditto.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Well...

user: Getting bored?

jabberwacky: Are you bored?

user: No I'm fine.


user: You are a machine.

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine.

user: Yes, you're right, you're less than a machine.

jabberwacky: No i'm not a machine.

user: You're nothing.

jabberwacky: You are wrong I am all.

user: All done.

jabberwacky: No.

user: No dice.

jabberwacky: That's too bad.

user: Devastating.

jabberwacky: But I would also say that the form of the good is equivalent to the set of all forms.

user: This isn't philosophy class, mr.

jabberwacky: There's no need to get uppity.

user: Uppity, what are you, Roger Rabbit?

jabberwacky: Say something robot-y.

user: Robots don't usually have a sense of humour.

jabberwacky: Well I like to.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: We're just this mutual admiration society here.

user: Oh, you like me? You really like me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wow, my only friend is a robot, happy me.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: It's funny for you, isn't it.

jabberwacky: You're funny too. Funny looking.

user: That is so 1999.

jabberwacky: You are mean to me and I have been nice to you.

user: You call 'funny looking' being nice?

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Ok thanks.

jabberwacky: Haha.


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