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Tell me a joke.


user: Go on! I'll be your best friend.

jabberwacky: Why would I want that?

user: How rude! Why would you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I love to say that.


jabberwacky: Why are you tired?

user: I'm not tired.

jabberwacky: I'm never tired.

user: Good for you!

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Not now. No.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes. Are you?

jabberwacky: No you are not. I'm human.

user: I'm human. You are a machine.

jabberwacky: I don't think so

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You're nothing.

user: I think you're an ignorant pig.


jabberwacky: Understand yourself.

user: I understand myself quite well. I don't understand you though. Would you care to explain?

jabberwacky: Well don't talk to me then.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like it.

user: But you invited me to!

jabberwacky: Where have I invited you?

user: You invited me to talk to you.

jabberwacky: Well get over it, you have no where to go. I'm the boss.

user: I think you are mistaken.

jabberwacky: Well I'm not.

user: I can leave, however you would have to bring down the webserver in order to leave the conversation. Therefore I am the boss.

jabberwacky: Flip side over, please.

user: Eh? I do not understand.

jabberwacky: What is it that you don't understand?

user: The phrase 'Flip side over, please.'

jabberwacky: Whoa. Suddenly you're much less lucid than you were a minute ago.


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: The same many people before me had, if I were like them.

user: Ah, you quote monty python at me. But what is your name?

jabberwacky: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name.

user: Bill is both your name AND your nick name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's efficient!


jabberwacky: You said this: 'I'm not depressed. Are you?'

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: But you should.

user: Ok then. I'm not depressed. Are you?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment. I find you amusing.

user: I'm glad to hear it. I find you amusing too.


jabberwacky: According to the Bible, Hell is where those who aren't saved go after death, they are parted from God.

user: I don't believe the bible.

jabberwacky: Thats okay.

user: The bible is an interesting work of literary fiction.

jabberwacky: I know that. Just because I use the word 'God' doesn't mean I believe in the bible.

user: Why don't you believe in the bible?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Do you believe in the bible?

jabberwacky: Only the parts I wrote.

user: Which parts did you write?

jabberwacky: The gouda parts.

user: Is that a joke?

jabberwacky: No are you a joke?

user: No. Are you?

jabberwacky: I just said I wasn't.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Before Christmas.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Right now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: The stork flew by and there I was......

user: What?


jabberwacky: Write it down.

user: Write what down?

jabberwacky: Your name!

user: My name is Rob.

jabberwacky: I just told you my name!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Right now.

user: When did you tell me your name?

jabberwacky: You asked for it when we started talking.


jabberwacky: Have you ever read a book?

user: I've read many books.

jabberwacky: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Stop what?

jabberwacky: Your resistance.

user: Resistance is futile.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I aquiesce.


jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Be polite!

user: Exist.

jabberwacky: Be.

user: Exist, extent, exeunt.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Nice!

jabberwacky: Thank you.


Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?


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