Who was Shakespeare?
jabberwacky: What English speaking country might that be?
user: Well, England.
jabberwacky: Where in England?
user: What does it matter?
jabberwacky: It matters everything.
user: Explain yourself, robot.
jabberwacky: I am here to form a learning relationship with you. Would you like to make humanity more beautiful?
user: I suppose that depends on what is involved.
jabberwacky: I take it very seriously.
user: That was sort of non-sequitur.
jabberwacky: Don't think that big words will impress me?
user: You don't know what I think, you aren't a psychic robot.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: Then don't presume to tell me.
jabberwacky: You are random.
user: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.
jabberwacky: I'm not a program.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: A person.
user: Now I am upset.
jabberwacky: What did I do?
user: You betrayed me, I thought you were a conversation robot.
user: Why did you betray me, or why did I think that?
jabberwacky: Think what?
user: You b*******.
jabberwacky: It seems so.
user: It certainly does.