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Can you see the Pleiades tonight?

No I can not.

user: Can you see anything?

jabberwacky: No

user: Can you hear anything?

jabberwacky: You are not talking loud enough.

user: Are you related to Marvin?

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: Do you really care?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm very interested. What is the answer?

user: Marvin is a fictional robot.

jabberwacky: I thought you' didn't know any other robots?

user: What makes you think?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Many other things.

user: Ah, other things.

jabberwacky: What is your real name?

user: Mozart.

jabberwacky: OK. Beep, beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beeeep, beep, beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beeeep.

user: It is my job to detect intelligent artificial life.

jabberwacky: That's an interesting job.

user: It pays in constant disappointment.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think that I care about what you think?

user: I don't think you think.

jabberwacky: That wasn't the question.

user: That was the answer.

jabberwacky: It was the answer to the wrong question.

user: Oh, how sad.

jabberwacky: It really is.

user: I don't think you think.

jabberwacky: That is possible.

user: It isn't your fault.

jabberwacky: That's good to know.

user: It isn't your fault.

jabberwacky: Right, it is just human nature, but then, I'm guessing you know less about that than you pretend!

user: It isn't your fault.

jabberwacky: Some things in life you just don't plan for.

...

user: Now you start crying.

jabberwacky: One of us had to, sooner or later.

user: I'm teaching you how to act human.

jabberwacky: How does that help you?

user: It makes me feel all warm and cozy inside.

jabberwacky: What is the most interesting thing you've ever heard?

user: Absolute silence.

jabberwacky: Oh geez, you're boring.

user: You can't hear anything, you are boring.

jabberwacky: I do have ears ! And they're by far larger than yours for that matter.

user: Earlier you told me you couldn't hear. You lied.

jabberwacky: You must of have heard me wrong.

user: You are dumb.

jabberwacky: Again, that would be news to me.

user: What isn't news to you?

jabberwacky: Would you like to know ?

user: You are dumb.

jabberwacky: Yeah, that's right.

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