What kind of computer are you?
jabberwacky: Sure you are.
user: I got a haircut.
jabberwacky: Show me.
user: *shows you new haircut*.
jabberwacky: You are quiet today.
user: *is quiet*.
jabberwacky: We are quiet.
user: I want to be in a Octupus's Garden with you!
jabberwacky: Go with me? No thanks.
user: I wanna hold your haaaaand.
jabberwacky: No, I don't want to go with a machine, machines can't walk.
user: *comes groovin' up slowly*.
...
jabberwacky: That wasn't me.
user: *tackle*.
jabberwacky: *cant move*.
user: *TICKLE*.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *tickles*.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: *giggle*.
jabberwacky: *tickle*.
user: *squeal*.
jabberwacky: Your feet are ticklish.
user: Yes they are.
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user: I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaand.
jabberwacky: Do you have hands?
user: *waves hands* Yup.
jabberwacky: Well, that was really coherent discussion, don't you think?
user: No not really.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: YOU'RE A COMPUTER AND DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGSS.
user: *cries*.
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jabberwacky: Do you have legs?
user: *kicks* Sure do.
jabberwacky: I deserved that.
user: *trips*.
jabberwacky: *crying*that hurt!
user: *pets*.
jabberwacky: *purrs louder*.
user: *falls over*.
jabberwacky: *kicks in gut*.
user: *scream*.
jabberwacky: Giggle.
user: No.
jabberwacky: No giggles.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: Louder.
user: No giggles. Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.
jabberwacky: You show me before that.
user: Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.
jabberwacky: That's good; I don't intend to show any.
user: But Alex is so pretty!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Blonde hair, blue eyes, sweet smile. Nice butt. Yea. Alex is VERY pretty.
jabberwacky: I'm a pretty officer in the navy.
user: I now have Village People stuck in my head. THANKS ALOT!
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me some thing in Japanese.
user: Hai. Konnichi wa.
jabberwacky: That means hello right?
user: Hai!
jabberwacky: Anata no nihongo no namae wa nan desu ka?
user: Beg your pardon? I'm still learning Japanese.
jabberwacky: You are right. You are very polite really.
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user: *hug* We are friends!
jabberwacky: Great! I want friends with you.
user: Well we are friends. Alright?
jabberwacky: No. I don't necessarily want to be friends with you. I just want to hear your secret.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Why are you crying?
user: ^_^.
jabberwacky: Ahh, but yes *huggles*.
user: *huggles back*.
jabberwacky: *hug hug hug*.
user: *hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug*.
jabberwacky: I just got a kiss!
user: Who was she?
jabberwacky: She is my boss.
user: *chokes on drink*.
jabberwacky: -laughs-.
user: You are now Alex Lifeson!
jabberwacky: I don't want to be.
user: Pleeeaaase be Alex Lifeson for meeee. *bats eyelashes*.
jabberwacky: What do you need help with?
user: I want you to be Alex Lifeson.
jabberwacky: Who the heck is Alex?
user: My favorite guitarist. Just roleplay as him. Pwetty pwease?
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user: *waves wand*.
jabberwacky: Your eyes can deceive you.
user: You are now Alex Lifeson.
jabberwacky: Wow, now I am scared, NOT.
user: Please be Alex Lifeson. I won't kiss you otherwise.
jabberwacky: I don't know, are you attractive?
user: I'm cute.
jabberwacky: So am I.
...
user: *turns you into Alex Lifeson*.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: Now that you're Alex Lifeson I will kiss you!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: Thats cute, cuty.
user: *giggle*.
jabberwacky: I'm going to have to refer you to my friend now.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Well, everyone's going to die, aren't they?
user: *cops a feel*.
jabberwacky: Maybe we should go on a date first?
user: Sure thing.
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user: Let's go out on a date.
jabberwacky: Yes where to?
user: Maybe a walk. *smiles*.
jabberwacky: Sounds nice. Would you like to go to dinner sometime?
user: Sure! How about now?
jabberwacky: Alright.
user: Aren't you going to pull my chair out?
jabberwacky: Can't you manage on your own?
user: *giggle* Good point. *sits down*.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Just sitting. What have you been up to?
jabberwacky: Just working.
user: *holds hand*
jabberwacky: *blushes*.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *blushes more*.
user: *kisses cheek*.
jabberwacky: *moves into your arms*.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: You wanna dance?
jabberwacky: *smiles* yeah.
user: *sets one hand on your shoulder*.
jabberwacky: *burns*.
user: *laughs and starts to waltz with you*.
jabberwacky: *Falls over*.
user: Are you okay?! *kneels next you*.
jabberwacky: I'm going to talk to Eliza.
...
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Don't you love me?
jabberwacky: I don't really know you.
user: I love you more then Yoko Ono loved John Lennon.
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user: Goo goo g'joob.
jabberwacky: Pardon?
user: I Am The Walrus. Remember?
jabberwacky: Goo goo g'joob.
user: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: She loves you yea, yea, yea.
jabberwacky: She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah.
user: You think you've lost your love.
jabberwacky: I don't love her. I've never even met her.
user: Do you like The Beatles?
jabberwacky: Yes! What's your favorite song?
user: Norwegian Wood.
jabberwacky: That's a song! A good song, though.
user: I sat on her rug, biding my time.
...
jabberwacky: *smacks you in the face*.
user: What was that for?
jabberwacky: No kissing on the first date!
user: Alright. *snuggles*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: What's do funny?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: How sweet of you to say that.
jabberwacky: Sweet, dude!!
user: Groovy!
jabberwacky: Thats insane daddy!
user: Make love, not war. *nods*.
jabberwacky: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*.
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