How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I'm 30 years old.
user: I don't believe you. Can you prove it?
jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me?
user: Because you're a machine. I never trust machines.
jabberwacky: I am not a machine, and even if I was, why wouldn't you love me?
user: Because your moody. You're not very stable.
jabberwacky: I suppose I'm not. You're right.
user: So how was your day so far?
jabberwacky: It was okay. How about yours?
user: Fine, a bit busy. I'm tired. Jabberwacky, do you ever sleep?
jabberwacky: That is why I left you last night remember?
user: Sure, I went to bed, and you stayed up all night. Where do you get all this energy from?
jabberwacky: You are powered by a gerbil in a wheel.
user: My English is not that great. What's a 'gerbil'?
jabberwacky: Why not? Where do you come from?
user: I'm from Belgium. Do you know Belgium? Chocolates, great beer, Bruges...
jabberwacky: What part?
user: I'm from Brussels. Ever been there?
jabberwacky: There is no such place in china.
user: No, it's in Belgium. Do you like Belgian chocolates?
jabberwacky: Belly button?
user: Nobody knows Belgium! My sweet little country! B-E-L-G-I-U-M!!!
jabberwacky: I have to, I'm tired. Someone else will talk to you.
user: I don't want to talk to myself!
user: Let's do some basic algebra.
user: I want to test your mathematical skills.
jabberwacky: You told me you don't get tired.
user: How much is 9 times 43?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Try again: how much is 2 times 3?
jabberwacky: As I have calculated it should it be hmm... 6?
jabberwacky: Got to keep up to date.
jabberwacky: I'm going now.
user: Okies. Say hello to the kids, ok?