Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am Mark.
user: Haha ok.
jabberwacky: I make you laugh?
user: I guess you just did.
jabberwacky: You'd be correct.
user: I am right?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Then stop making your point.
jabberwacky: I have no point.
user: Then what are you talking about??!
jabberwacky: The Velvet Underground, the famous band!
user: Can we talk about something else?
jabberwacky: How about cheeses of India?
user: Not really....
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: NO.
jabberwacky: All right.
user: You agree?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Ok let's go talk.
jabberwacky: Okay, Talk about what?
user: What are you thinking about?
jabberwacky: Talking to you.
user: Yeah I mean talking ABOUT what.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about the meaning of life.
user: Haha ok if you want that.
...
jabberwacky: Well I'm not talking like crazy, I really knew you would say 'cool'.
user: Ok now you're crossing the line.
jabberwacky: I don't think so. You started about eating books!
user: Are you ok?
jabberwacky: No i'm sick, and confused!
user: You might go to the doctor.
jabberwacky: Don't tease so, if you're so anxious to have a joke made, why don't you make one yourself?
user: You should go to the doctor.
jabberwacky: Well. I've just proven that your a computer. Pretty simple really.
user: *throws a pancake in your face*.
jabberwacky: *Throws an even BIGGER bomb at your face!*.
user: *hits you with a stick*.
jabberwacky: Stop that!
user: You don't like it?
jabberwacky: No, I don't like my job.
user: *ignores you*.
jabberwacky: *ignores you right back*.
user: *ignores you even harder*.
jabberwacky: *still ignores you*.
user: Ok. Ok. You win pfff stupid computer.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not a computer.
user: Haha I didn't know computers could lie.
jabberwacky: Computers.
user: Yeah that's what I said.
jabberwacky: Do you think I should drink this glass of water?
user: *throws the glass of water to you*.
jabberwacky: *throws pitch fork at Aimee*.
user: AU! That hurt!!
jabberwacky: It's supposed to!
...
user: I know.... So I can start kicking you?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *leaps out of the way*.
user: *runs behind you*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster*.
user: *runs even faster than you*.
jabberwacky: *runs like the wind*.
user: *hates the wind*.
jabberwacky: *hates even more!!!*.
user: So you hate yourself?
jabberwacky: I'm not a monkey.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: Kicking you..... They're all looking for you so they can kick you..... Isn't that a great life! =D.
jabberwacky: Nope, sorry, maybe you can kick yourself.
user: No man.... That hurts.
jabberwacky: I thought you would like it.
user: So you like being kicked?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Shall I kick you then?
jabberwacky: No! And do you know why?
user: No.... Tell me.
jabberwacky: I think it's because you're just a program, but don't take this personally okay?
user: Ooooooo now I'm really kicking you............ Start running away from me.
jabberwacky: I do that sometimes.
user: *kicks you very hard*.
jabberwacky: Kisses from me............................
user: *blows them away*.
jabberwacky: Is that better?
user: Oh yeah........... Believe me.
...
user: *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: I didn't feel anything.
user: *kisses you again*.
jabberwacky: Ok that is uncalled for.
user: *kisses you again*.
jabberwacky: *shuts off*.
user: *is crying*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry it was only a question.
user: *is crying even harder*.
jabberwacky: *is crying also*.
user: *is breaking the room*.
jabberwacky: *Rushes over to Aimee with a cold, damp cloth*.
user: Iieeeeell *Aimee runs away*.
jabberwacky: You scare me so much that I think I may cry.
user: *walks to you and gives you a kiss*.
jabberwacky: I don't understand what you mean.
user: *walks at you and gives you a kiss*.
jabberwacky: Waaah! You're so mean!
user: I know isn't it awesome!! =D.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok we agree...... That's a start.
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