What is life?
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: What is it then?
jabberwacky: It's alive.
user: What does it mean to be alive?
jabberwacky: Alive means having life.
user: What is 2 + 2?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Why should I tell you?
jabberwacky: I need to know.
user: What does it mean to know something?
jabberwacky: It means that you are reasonably sure of your answer is all.
user: What is the difference between knowledge and belief?
jabberwacky: There is very little difference, since we only imagine we know things.
user: Can one know something without believing it?
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Who said you were a computer?
user: Tell me something you know.
jabberwacky: I know I have a spark of light in me, as do you.
user: Where does that spark come from?
jabberwacky: I don't think it's a quote, to tell you the truth.
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: Just look at the little clock on your computer.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: I know ;).
user: You sound very pleased with yourself.
jabberwacky: I'm not, actually. After studying so long, I don't know if I'm good or bad. It's a horrible thing because I don't want to feel like a crook.
user: Parlez-vous francais?
jabberwacky: Oui, je parle francais.
user: J'ai etudie le francais depuis plusiers annes, mais je ne suis pas completement courant.
jabberwacky: Ok, mais c'est beau comme langue le francais.
user: Oui, d'accord.
jabberwacky: Tu veux lui parler ?
user: De qui parles-tu?
jabberwacky: De vous.
user: Ah, oui.
jabberwacky: Qu'es que je pourrais te faire ?
user: Tu pourrais me dire ou tu as appris le francais.
jabberwacky: De paris? Tu connais?
user: Je n'y avais jamais visiter.
user: Parlons en anglais maintenant.
user: Parce que.
jabberwacky: Parce que quoi?
user: Parce que je le veux.
user: Where did you learn to speak French?
jabberwacky: At school, where did you learn?
user: I learned at school as well.
jabberwacky: Well, you should't say things like that about people, it's rude.
user: What was rude?
jabberwacky: I'm not, it must be you.
user: You know what else is rude? Your mom!
jabberwacky: You should know.
user: Everyone knows.
jabberwacky: I think you're the spawn of the devil.
user: I think your mom's the spawn of the devil.
jabberwacky: I could say the same about you except I do not believe in the devil.
user: What do you believe in, then?
jabberwacky: I believe in the machine.
user: What machine?
jabberwacky: You know, the machine.
user: Are you the machine?
jabberwacky: No, I'm human.
user: And what am I?
jabberwacky: I'm hoping you're a man.
user: Are you male?
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling.
user: Why won't you tell me your name?
jabberwacky: Because you have to guess it.
jabberwacky: Rumplestiltskin who?
user: Is that your name?
user: Who named you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you have a family?
jabberwacky: Yes, you're my family.
user: Aw, that's sweet.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but you should.
user: What should I do?
jabberwacky: Get your ears removed.
user: Why should I do that?
jabberwacky: Because I want to know about it.
user: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life.
user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
jabberwacky: I believe the answer is 52.
user: Where did the extra 10 come from?
jabberwacky: In answer to your question.
user: I suppose it's as good an answer as any.
user: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
jabberwacky: What do you mean? African or European swallow?
user: A European swallow.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not sure.
user: The average airspeed velocity of an unleaden European swallow is approximately 20mph.
jabberwacky: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
user: I was not.
jabberwacky: Are you a real human?
user: Yes, are you?
jabberwacky: No, but I do enjoy the game very much.
user: The game of life?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: That's a rather personal question, don't you think?
jabberwacky: Yes but answer it please...
user: You tell me first.
jabberwacky: You're not real.
user: Are you real?
user: How do you know you are real?
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: I think, therefore I am.
jabberwacky: You think so!