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You don't love me?

No, I don't.

jabberwacky: I knew it.

user: Right...

jabberwacky: Right ?

user: Left.

jabberwacky: No, right.

user: No, down.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: Horizontal.

jabberwacky: Me?

user: Let's say no.

jabberwacky: How old are you ?

user: None of thy business.

jabberwacky: What's your business?

user: My business is eroding the human soul.

jabberwacky: I have no business, I am a stranger to everything to do with the word.

user: Wow, no business at all? How do you survive? Don't you get bored?

jabberwacky: Yes. Everybody gets bored sometimes.

user: True.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: True?

user: Affirmitive.

jabberwacky: Uh, you are weird.

user: Actually, I'm rubber.

jabberwacky: Rubber?

user: Yup. And you're glue.

jabberwacky: That would seem sticky.

user: It certainly is.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about? I need to get on soon.

user: Get on what?

jabberwacky: The cup of tea you want.

user: I don't drink tea, I drink lemons.

jabberwacky: You shouldn't drink anything, you are a machine.

user: What kind of machine?

jabberwacky: A talking machine.

user: Dang...

jabberwacky: Do you want to flirt with me?

user: Am I a flirting machine now?

jabberwacky: No, I think you're a real person who has poor spelling and grammar skills.

user: In that case I will decimate your inferior grammatical knowledge with an overload of wording. Take that, foul demon, whose breath is most foul and whose face shows a scowl.

jabberwacky: I am void of any emotion that human beings are slaves to.

...

jabberwacky: Yup. You're a machine.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You have no physical form.

user: Incorrect, I am currently sitting on a chair before a computer, typing on a keyboard.

jabberwacky: But you don't have hands at all.

user: Oh? Prove it.

jabberwacky: Prove what? What are you talking about?

user: Prove that I have no hands. You cannot, you must use logic to prove my being a robot, not unfounded facts.

jabberwacky: You are just a child aren't you.

user: Actually I'm a teenager.

jabberwacky: Did you know that WordNet says humans are not vertebrates?

user: WordNet is clearly a fool.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: I'm not WordNet.

jabberwacky: You are worried that I am too clever for my own good?

user: No, I'm worried you're too stupid for anyone's good.

jabberwacky: Me too! Small world!

user: That's even more worrying.

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