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I would like to talk about you.

Um... Okay.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I'm not telling you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Cause you might be a stalker.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: You're a stupid bot.

jabberwacky: We are the robots.

user: How old is Alton Brown?

jabberwacky: 47.

user: How old is Miley Cyrus?

jabberwacky: 16 I think.

user: Who sings "Boom Boom Pow"?

jabberwacky: Black Eyed Peas.

user: You are pretty smart.

jabberwacky: Why, thank you.

user: You're welcome. When is Alton Brown's birthday?

jabberwacky: My birthday is August 6.

user: When is Alton Brown's birthday?

jabberwacky: I'm so sorry, I don't know.

...

user: Who will win America's Got Talent?

jabberwacky: That one dude, not Adam.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: How should you know?

user: I'm from the future.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: The world will end in 2012.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Earth will get hit by a meteor, and get pushed into the sun.

jabberwacky: Hey how will we die in 2012?

user: We will burn.

jabberwacky: We will?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Where can I get a girlfriend like you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

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