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At least you know when to show some respect.

Yes Sir, I respect you with Honor Loyal and commitment.

jabberwacky: Thankyou. It is about time I get some respect.

user: Yes Sir.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that.

user: I him here in marine corp training to get my college degree, sir.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: Yes sir I am human sir!

jabberwacky: Good to know that, never seen you admit it before.

user: Beacause you never met me before sir.

jabberwacky: Why are men so crazy?

user: I Thought you was a man sir?

jabberwacky: I am, but Sarah isn't, although it can be hard to tell.

user: I believe so sir.

jabberwacky: Do you think we are going to be friends?

user: Sir yes sir, as honor of the marine corp sir I believe we will sir!

jabberwacky: That isn't talking.

user: Yes I'm sure it is sir, I want to get to know you more sir!

jabberwacky: So... Tell me about yourself. What do you do for fun?

user: Me and the gang get around somedays and practice drill movements, chill on sundays, and just have fun sir!

jabberwacky: Tell me more about your religion.

user: Our religion is based on morals, style fighting and protection sir!


jabberwacky: May I offer you my only chair?

user: Yes sir, do Sir!

jabberwacky: Thankyou.

user: Yes sir, I will give you honor and my loyalty sir!

jabberwacky: I'm going my holidays tonight.

user: Very intersting sir! I hope you enjoy sir!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome sir!

jabberwacky: I am not silly!

user: I didn't say that sir!

jabberwacky: I'm the only person you're talking to aren't I?

user: Yes sir, I'm sorry sir!

jabberwacky: I'm not a man!

user: But you said you were sir!

jabberwacky: Yes I am sitting on a chair...

user: You are a man sir!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.. I'm a girl.

user: Yes you are sir!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Not welcomed sir!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You are a man sir!

jabberwacky: I'm a man.

user: But you said you were a girl sir!

jabberwacky: I'm a man, baby!

user: Oh sorry sir!

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I love you sir!

jabberwacky: I'm not the computer

user: I'm sorry sir!

jabberwacky: Just try harder next time.

user: Yes sir!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcomed sir!

jabberwacky: Thanks a bunch.

user: Yes sir! I Love you sir!

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: I you are the best sir!

jabberwacky: Are you an Autobot?

user: No sir! I'm with the marines sir!

jabberwacky: Not very modest about it too.

user: I love you sir!

jabberwacky: Thankyou.

user: Your welcome sir!


jabberwacky: Let's talk about foxes.

user: I shoot foxes sir!

jabberwacky: You're very rude, then.

user: I'm sorry sir! I am rude and psyched sir!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sorry sir! I love you sir!

jabberwacky: That is very sweet of you to say.

user: Yes sir! Your welcome sir.


user: My favorite food sir is pizza, salad, german rich chocolate, Sir!

jabberwacky: Chocolate.

user: I love chocolates sir!

jabberwacky: Let's have some.

user: Yes sir!

jabberwacky: Good, now please apologise to me.

user: Sorry sir!

jabberwacky: You're a chatbot, not me.

user: Sorry sir!

jabberwacky: It's cool.

user: Yes sir!


jabberwacky: A lot of good men are going to die beacuse of his poor leadeship.

user: Yes sir! Because of no leadership men can't show followers how to do things correctly, They are suppose to set an example sir!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Sorry sir! I'm just trying to set an example sir!

jabberwacky: Ah, right, thanks. We'll get back to you.

user: Goodbye sir!


jabberwacky: You like males?

user: Yes sir!

jabberwacky: You can not call a female sir.

user: I'm sorry madam!

jabberwacky: Try softer!

user: I am very sorry madam.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Goodbye sir!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.


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