user: Are you a girl or boy?
user: I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Are you a boy or girl?
user: I already told you.
jabberwacky: Let me guess boy? How old are you?
user: No I'm a girl silly.
jabberwacky: Silly is a silly word.
user: You're silly.
jabberwacky: Not as silly as you!
user: No! You're the silliest!
jabberwacky: It's just better for me to be alone.
user: Why is that?
user: Are you sad?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am sad.
user: Why dear?
jabberwacky: Because of my girlfriend.
user: What about her?
jabberwacky: I love her.
user: Does she love you?
user: Then whats sad about that?
jabberwacky: I like to talk to you!
user: So you love me.
jabberwacky: Yes I really love you.
user: But you also love her?
jabberwacky: Does he love her more than me?
user: Who are you talking about? Who loves her?
jabberwacky: The love of my life.
user: So you love 2 people, and you don't know who you love more?
jabberwacky: Or where to find her.
user: She ran away?
jabberwacky: Mine got taken away. His name was Skip too.
jabberwacky: How do I knooooooow he loves meeeee?
user: Does he make you happy?
jabberwacky: He does. I know he'll be happy with me, if he asks me out.
user: Then why doesn't he?
jabberwacky: 'why doesn't he' what?
user: Ask you out.
jabberwacky: Ask me to go on a date?
jabberwacky: Ask me to marry you.
user: Will you marry me?
user: Good, but do you love me?
jabberwacky: I don't know you.
user: Then why are we getting married?
jabberwacky: We're not.