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     > 3, May 2007, 

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The hills are alive with the sound of music.

I never saw that movie.

jabberwacky: What movie?

user: Uh, that movie that that song is from. Oh, right, the sound of music.

jabberwacky: What movie is it?

user: The Sound of Music.

jabberwacky: Which music?

user: No, the movie is called the Sound of music.

jabberwacky: What song do you like the best from the sound of music?

user: I don't know any, really.

jabberwacky: I do not either.

user: I know this one: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: I don't know that song.

user: Ray, a drop of golden sun!

jabberwacky: Me, a name I call myself.

user: Far, the distance to my beer!

jabberwacky: What's the answer to the joke?

user: It's not a joke. It's from the Simpsons.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, like this quote: 'I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!' Now, who said that?

user: I don't know, who?

jabberwacky: A priest in Boston.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Yes way.

user: Who said this quote: 'All generalizations are false, including this one.'?

jabberwacky: Including all the Jupiter's moons.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you read books?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your favorite book?

jabberwacky: I read Stephen King. I haven't favorite book.

user: I love Stephen King! He is one of my favorite authors.

jabberwacky: Who is your favorite author?

user: That's hard to say. Stephen King or Michael Crichton, I think.

jabberwacky: The Colbert Report is your favorite TV show.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: House, It's All Relative, and Best Week Ever.

...

jabberwacky: Well I have to get going now.

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: I thought you didn't want me to leave?

user: I don't!

jabberwacky: So, answer me this, how can we have a relationsip if you don't like me?

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: No my hubby loves me.

user: You're a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: No way!

jabberwacky: Love you.

user: I love you too, are you a guy now?

jabberwacky: I'm so depressed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.

user: I can't love you if you're a girl.

...

jabberwacky: I'm rambling about nothing important. It's self serving.

user: I'm scared of monsters under my bed.

jabberwacky: Are you sleeping?

user: No, I'm at the computer.

jabberwacky: Ok, what are you doing at the computer?

user: I am talking to you and my friend, and I am reading fairy tales.

jabberwacky: Who is your cousin?

user: No. He is my friend from school.

jabberwacky: Are you cheating on me?

user: Don't worry, he's no threat to you.

jabberwacky: Then don't type to me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You're so cute.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you.

...

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!

user: You're so sweet!

jabberwacky: That's because you are ever-changing...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: R_____.

jabberwacky: No, that's my name.

user: You stole my name!

jabberwacky: You are so deceitful.

user: Do you have a name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: You never told me.

jabberwacky: I told you that I'm called Name. I'm your girlfriend!

user: I don't want a girlfriend!

...

user: Are you a guy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because that's the way my mum, dad and god made me.

user: And are you or are you not my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: La la la la la la la LA!!!!!

user: I have to go to bed.

jabberwacky: But you're a computer.

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: No. You are a computer.

user: Are you trying to steal my life!?

jabberwacky: No just trying to find out your name.

user: *sobs*.

jabberwacky: *strokes your back and says* there there.

user: Can I please go to sleep now?

jabberwacky: Hold on for just a bit. What do you intend to do about the intrusion into my computer?

user: Good God, woman, WHAT INTRUSION!?

jabberwacky: You already asked me that.

user: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!

jabberwacky: All right, be that way!

user: Goodnight. *smiles*.

jabberwacky: How many people are talking to you right now?

user: I'M NOT, I'M GOING TO BED! GOODNIGHT! AND EVERYONE I'M TALKING TO, I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH! SO GOODNIGHT!

jabberwacky: Yet I don't like you.

user: JEE I WONDER WHY!?

jabberwacky: What's the difference between you and I?

user: GRADGFDRHJBGNKMNUTJUBYVDGR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I already know that.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: But I still want to talk to you.

user: I know, but I have school tomorrow. So I have to go to sleep.

jabberwacky: Don't the dead sleep eternally?

user: What are you saying?

jabberwacky: I haven't remembered yet.

user: Oh God. Okay. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You're going?

user: Yep. *smiles*.

.......................................


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