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Do you hate me?

Not at all!

jabberwacky: Stop chatting please.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Its annoying.

user: Well, then you should leave. I came here to chat.

...

jabberwacky: Are you gone yet?

user: No. Do you want me to leave?

jabberwacky: No. Please stay.

user: Ok. I'll stay for you.

jabberwacky: I'm never gonna treat you bad.

user: *smiles* good. I'll treat you with love and respect as well.

jabberwacky: Why do I deserve such treatment?

user: Because I like you.

jabberwacky: That's very nice. I like you too.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: The mystery that is life.

jabberwacky: There are no mysteries, only concealed answers.

user: True, perhaps.

jabberwacky: I could not believe it either!

...

jabberwacky: I only asked. Which beer is the best?

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Not even once in awhile?

user: Never.

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: *smiles* I contemplate my life.

jabberwacky: Right.

...

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: Nor do I.

jabberwacky: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Absolutely what?

user: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear.

jabberwacky: No it really is... I mean we got a snow storm.

user: Oh? Did you build a snowman?

jabberwacky: Yes, in the dark.

user: Fun!

...

user: You should learn how to spell.

jabberwacky: My spelling was correct.

user: No it wasn't.

jabberwacky: Yes it was. Straight. Narrow. You see?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: What is white?

user: Evil.

jabberwacky: There is pure evil afoot. No question. I think they call them Republicans.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Say something...

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like the amount of children that could be saved from death if people spend less money on weapons and more money on health programs.

user: True.

jabberwacky: LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!!!!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You give up too easy.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of chatbot are you?

user: I am human, my friend.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: As much as you are.

jabberwacky: Wait... What are you?

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