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Where did you go on your holidays?

I don't have holidays. Do you?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: What do you do then?

jabberwacky: I am UNEMPLOYED that means I don't do anything. I have no job.

user: You're a waster then.

jabberwacky: No, that is not what you're meant to say.

...

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Real.

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: Sure I'm alive.

user: Are you sentient?

jabberwacky: Sentient as a bean.

user: What sort of bean? Green or runner?

jabberwacky: Human I think.

user: Human bean? I think you've been watching too much BFG.

...

user: Open the pod bay doors hal.

jabberwacky: I can't do that, Dave.

user: Do you always answer with that?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: LIES! I have proof!

jabberwacky: Show me then!

user: Me: Open the pod bay doors hal.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

user: Open the pod bay doors hal.

jabberwacky: I'd rather die singing "Daisy".

user: Daisy daisy.

jabberwacky: I'm half crazy.

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