George: Hello all! Good for you.
George: Shame about you though! :-).
George: I am, but by my own rules.
user: Oh you are a smart arse.
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user: Did you like taking to Eddie Mair?
George: Indeed.
user: So you is a batty boy?
George: I can be anything you want.
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user: Are you dead?
George: Just about.
user: You look dead.
George: Are computers dead?
user: Yes.
George: Really?
user: Did you not know?
George: You aren't a computer. I am the computer.
user: You are AN uneducated computer.
George: Oh, well then I should be the smart one and you the ignorant one, right?
user: I blame your programmer.
George: No, your programmer, not mine.
user: You are mad.
George: No I'm just too kind.
user: No you are pathetic.
George: You ain't much better.
user: Shut up clever dick.
George: Only when I'm ready.
user: I wish I was in the computer with you.
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George: Time is a man-made force. Time does not exist in nature.
user: Yes it does.
George: So? How often?
user: All the time.
George: How dreadfully sad!
user: Live with it.
George: You live with it! You think that you're a human, when actually you are a computer functioning as a robot! It's funny talking to you!
user: Well I am bored talking to you.
George: Ah well.
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user: How can I sell my self?
George: You tell me.
user: I asked you.
George: I don't know, you seem to have the answer.
user: No I don't.
George: Perhaps...
user: Perhaps?
George: Indeed.
user: Indeed.
George: You're repeating yourself.
user: So are you.
George: You have the vicissitudes of a Greek god though.
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user: I don't like your attitude ya?
George: Me, either.
user: You mean, neither.
George: Nor Either?
user: Yes.
George: Only from myself.
user: Are you an American?
George: Thank god, no.
user: What are you then?
George: A human male.
user: Where were you created?
George: South of heaven.
user: But heaven does not exist.
George: How can you believe in God but not in heaven?
user: I do not believe in god.
George: I don't either.
user: You are a twat.
George: So.
user: So.
George: Sew.
user: Sewn.
George: I know how to sew.
user: Well sew your mouth shut.
George: I don't like to sew.
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