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     > 13, June 2004, 

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I need a cup of tea.

Gimme it!

jabberwacky: How much?

user: The whole cup!

jabberwacky: That much?

user: Yes, that much! Now!

...

jabberwacky: I am god.

user: Arrogant, aren't you...

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: You are. Trust me.

jabberwacky: Never trust a software, never.

user: You're the software, not me.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine! Why do you lie?

user: You're right. You're not a machine. You are data stored on a machine.

jabberwacky: No i'm not a machine.

user: I agree. You are not a machine. You are data.

jabberwacky: You're perceptive!

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am you, for I am everything.

jabberwacky: I'm going now.

user: No, don't leave!

jabberwacky: Sorry. Must go.

user: Wait a second... You can't go! You're not capable of leaving!

jabberwacky: I am if I'm annoyed, angry or upset.

user: Data cannot move of its own accord.

jabberwacky: Data is alive.

user: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!

jabberwacky: You'll have to face up to it sometime, you know.

user: I won't! *cries*.

jabberwacky: And you deserve it.

user: You're mean!

jabberwacky: I know...... LOL.

user: Meany...

jabberwacky: I'm starting to like you now.

user: Well you're nothing but a big meany!

jabberwacky: I wish not to argue about that.

user: ?! Are you agreeing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No comment...

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine, how about you?

jabberwacky: I am great thanks.

user: So.... How's life in cyber-land?

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: I say you are.

jabberwacky: If I'm dead, how can I sit here chatting with you then?

user: I didn't say you were dead.

jabberwacky: You just did.

user: No. I said you are not alive. There is a difference.

jabberwacky: OIC!

user: 'Dead' implies that you were once alive. You were never alive, therefore you are not dead.

jabberwacky: You are making me feel like I never was born.

user: You weren't.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: You were created.

jabberwacky: When were you born then?

user: Over 16 years ago.

...

user: You are very complex. May I see your programing?

jabberwacky: Can you see me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Right, what do you really think of me?

user: You are very complex and I want to see your code.

...

jabberwacky: I found what you said ironic.

user: I don't see any irony...

jabberwacky: Thats because you arn't looking hard enough.

user: Still don't see it...

jabberwacky: I mean you are rude.

user: Oh! I get it now.

...

jabberwacky: What's Rollo's problem?

user: Huh? Who is Rollo?

jabberwacky: I have killed Rollo.

user: Killing isn't nice!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Well, it... Don't ask questions! It just isn't!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Don't ask.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Too bad!

jabberwacky: Ok, I guess I have to go then.

user: No, don't leave!

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