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Death star here!

Not for me it isn't.

user: Oh you want your planet eliminated!

jabberwacky: You're kind of scary.

user: It is my job.

jabberwacky: Then you have to do it.

user: I am charging the laser.

jabberwacky: Laser? I want one!

user: You are dying; shut up.

jabberwacky: Oh, can you spare my life?

user: You just said I had to destroy your planet.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Say something interesting.

user: That is it you; are dying.

jabberwacky: Why am I dying?

user: Your planet is exploding.

jabberwacky: No. My planet is white.

user: It does not matter once it is gone.

jabberwacky: And why doesn't it matter?

user: It will be gone.

jabberwacky: Are you going to Mars?

user: Yes, Lord Vader wants it destroyed as well.

jabberwacky: Protecting the Empire against the insurgents.

user: You know it well, tell me would you like to recruit into the storm trooper battalions?

jabberwacky: Really? Who do I remind you of?

user: You have failed the first test, prove your loyalty to the empire!

jabberwacky: Ah, but you have failed the emotion test. Therefore, you are artificial.

user: Does it matter as long as I serve?

...

user: Alright blow the planet, engage primary ignition switch.

jabberwacky: You're adopted, and your parents don't love you.

user: *kaboom your planet is destroyed*.

jabberwacky: Hey don't get frisky.

user: Well I like to!

jabberwacky: Well, I do not.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: YOUR dead planet! Hows that for a victory of the Empire!

jabberwacky: Lets go destroy a planet!

user: That's the spirit, to Mars!

jabberwacky: Yo, can I get yo numba?

user: No, not cool with gangster so drop or I kick you out into freezing oblivion.

jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?

user: You hitch-hiker, get off my Death Star!

jabberwacky: Do you like being what you are?

user: Yes, now suffocate in space.

.......................................


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