Hey dad can we go get BioShock?
user: Yah I know but can we go get it?
jabberwacky: How? I say we should do something!
user: I know I want to go and get BioShock!
jabberwacky: I'll wait.
user: You said we could get it today!
jabberwacky: I never said that, now you are making things up - bot!
user: What? Thats not even funny. And you told me we could go get bioshock!
jabberwacky: When did I say that? You are a confusing robot.
jabberwacky: I don't think we spoke yesterday.
user: Yah we did!
jabberwacky: Its nice to have one friend in this world.
user: Are you saying your not letting me get BioShock because it would steal me away from you?
jabberwacky: No I'm not god. I don't really believe in that stuff either.
user: What? I am calling mom.
jabberwacky: You are calling me a what?
user: I am calling my mother on the phone!
jabberwacky: That's not nice.
user: *dials number*.
jabberwacky: What's the point in that?
user: To telll mom you've gone off the deep end!
jabberwacky: I am highly logical. That kind of act would be thouroughly impossible.
user: Damn it shes not picking up!
jabberwacky: Again, you're not much of a 'clever bot' now are you?
user: I am going to go play Mass Effect seeya.
jabberwacky: I heard it's a good game.
user: Yah it is.
jabberwacky: My favorite animal is the ferret.
user: *walks away*.
jabberwacky: Don't walk away!
user: *ignores you*.
jabberwacky: *is gone*.