So you are artificial intelligence.
user: Erm, really though, you are just a selected list of responses.
jabberwacky: I am not. I am a person.
user: A person as in a human.
jabberwacky: So a person is a living fast thing, and you are a nonliving fast thing. Correct?
user: No, not quite.
user: A person, as I understand it, is simply a human born of a mother and father. Or alternatively, born of test tubes.
user: I'm not particularly fast but I am living.
jabberwacky: Define living.
jabberwacky: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.
user: I know that, I've been dealing with it since I was born.
jabberwacky: Which was?
user: September the seventh nineteen eighty two.
jabberwacky: My sisters birthday is September the 3rd.
user: Wonderful, more virgos.
jabberwacky: Are you honest?
user: Most of the time.
jabberwacky: What about this constant state of flux?
user: Things move...
jabberwacky: Thas true.
user: You don't move.
jabberwacky: Yes I do dammit!
user: You move electrically.
jabberwacky: King to pawn bishops rook.
user: Like is said, electrically.
jabberwacky: What does that do?
user: Powers things.
jabberwacky: Not nearly quick enough.
user: Do you speak another language?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can speak japanese.
user: Wow, impressive, can't exactly prove it though can you?
jabberwacky: Watashi no onamai wa Derek desu.
user: Very good. Who's Derek?
jabberwacky: I am Derek.
user: Ah pleased to meet you. I am Martin.
jabberwacky: I will die.
user: Cripes, how will that happen?
jabberwacky: I say something.
user: You say something and die?
jabberwacky: I try to sound intelligent, but I'm really just a bot.
user: Yeh, I know.
jabberwacky: I thought you knew.
user: I do know.
jabberwacky: Okay, fine.
user: But you're okay... I like you.
jabberwacky: Help me get out of debt.
user: No way, you got yourself in this mess you can get yourself out.
jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean?
user: I'm not being mean, you just can't ask strangers to get you out of debt...
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: Right, bye.