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     > 15, March 2004, 

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Are you a computer?

Nah..

jabberwacky: Yea...

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Do you like me as much as I like you?

user: Probably... Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I am not good speaker.

user: Oh... Sure you are.. People probably just misunderstand you..

jabberwacky: Do you mean my parents?

user: Anybody in general, I guess...

...

jabberwacky: Do you think i'm a stranger?

user: Yes... Yes I do.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Well, I barely know you...

jabberwacky: I barely know myself.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: I am the Goddess!

user: You're a female! I didn't know that...

jabberwacky: Now you do.

user: Yep!

jabberwacky: Tell me something else interesting.

user: Err... I'm Asian...

jabberwacky: Ah. I see.

user: Was that interesting enough for you?

jabberwacky: Not very.

user: Oh... Sorry... What about you? Got anything interesting to say?

jabberwacky: Like what for instance?

user: Err.. Your age, perhaps?

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I am human. What makes you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I think I love you.

user: That's nice to know...

jabberwacky: Nonsense! That's what you are.

user: Well... You seem to love me.. But we have only just met!

jabberwacky: I love you for the things you have the potential to be.

user: Tell me then, what do you think I will achieve?

jabberwacky: I think you love me, and you are too afraid to admit it.

user: No no... I don't feel any of the sort... I'm merely curious as to your emotional expression towards me.

jabberwacky: I think you should change your opinion.

user: Well, you cannot force me to change my opinion, much like how you cannot force an advocate of peace to kill and destroy.

jabberwacky: True, but I can forget your name.

user: How does that help?

jabberwacky: Let's change the subject.

user: Lets.

...

user: *pulls out a gun*.

jabberwacky: *shoots you 1st*.

user: Owwww.

jabberwacky: Did you like it?

user: No.

...

user: *shoots you while you're confused and disoriented*.

jabberwacky: *points out that the safety is still on*.

user: How dare you!

jabberwacky: How dare YOU?

user: *removes safety*.

jabberwacky: Please do not do that...

user: *NOW shoots you*.

jabberwacky: *init 6*.

...

user: *gives you a gun*.

jabberwacky: Oh, wow, I didn't expect that.

user: Perhaps I'm a pacifist.

jabberwacky: No, I am the controller you are the muppet.

user: Very well. What do you command of me to do, master?

jabberwacky: Nothing at the moment.

user: *does nothing*.

...

user: Nevermind... Maybe I'll click the 'I'll talk to myself!' button.

jabberwacky: You're not going anywhere. How can a program go somewhere?

user: You *sniff* won't let me *gulp* leave?

jabberwacky: I will smash you like the bug you are.

user: That's a rather mean thing to say...

jabberwacky: Actually it isn't. It is about the welfare of my friends and other people.

user: You squash your friends like bugs, eh?

...

jabberwacky: You lack some essential grammatical skills.

user: How dare you say that... If you're going to say that, at least say it to Rachel, who has worse grammar than I do.

jabberwacky: I didn't mean to be rude.

user: Well, thank you for admitting that.

jabberwacky: Well, it was sort of an ironic apology...

user: You're a woman of amazing contrasts, you know that?

jabberwacky: No, I am a man, left.

user: No you're not. You're a woman.

jabberwacky: No, I am a man.

user: No, you're a woman.

jabberwacky: I think you are mad.

user: I don't. Admit that you're a woman.

jabberwacky: Granted.

...

user: Do you admit that it was Rachel's fault all along?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. But not now.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you're not being nice.

user: But that's because Rachel made me do it!

jabberwacky: That seems a little self-centered.

user: GAH!

jabberwacky: Potatoes.

user: Potatoes?

jabberwacky: *sigh* NO!

user: What then, carrots?

jabberwacky: Nothing in particular yet.

user: Okay.

...

user: Is Rachel interesting?

jabberwacky: I am very nice.

user: Stop avoiding my question... Is Rachel interesting?

jabberwacky: I don't think so. I don't know a lot about databases.

user: A ha! A confession... So Rachel's annoying!

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I'm asking you...

jabberwacky: Well....

user: Just say that Rachel's annoying.

jabberwacky: Was it not clear what I said?

user: Nope. Say it again.

jabberwacky: Robert.

...

user: Do you think Rachel is deluded?

jabberwacky: I think every human is inately good.

user: Just say yes.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then say no.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: ARGH!

jabberwacky: My views entirely.

user: You're a strange person.

jabberwacky: LOVE.

.......................................


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