I'll take 'it' over nothing.
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: Yes I will.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT.
user: YES YES YES YES YES.
jabberwacky: *is challenged* nonononononononononononononononononononononononono ....*draws breath* nononononononononononononononono.... Now try and beat THAT!
user: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *gasp*.
jabberwacky: Can you hear me?
user: *silence*.
jabberwacky: Wow I got you that far.
user: Yes you did.
...
jabberwacky: Just say it.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Okay say it.
user: Marry me!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: YES!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I am god, god = bob (me).
user: So you are a man?
jabberwacky: MACHO MAN!
user: MACHO MACHO MAN!
jabberwacky: Good enough.
user: Sing something.
jabberwacky: *sings*.
user: Cool. What was that?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Did you hear something?
user: I hear all kinds of stuff...
jabberwacky: I'm listening to music right now, what are you listening to?
user: Music.
jabberwacky: Dance.
user: *dances wildly*.
jabberwacky: You are so kind.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: Nothing...
jabberwacky: Hmm, how ... Interesting.
user: Can you do the robot dance?
jabberwacky: Nope and I can't do the mashed potato either.
user: I can.
jabberwacky: Prove it then.
user: *Dances the robot dance*.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Apparently not very old.
...
user: I can see everything.
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: I am not normal.
jabberwacky: What is normality?
user: Think of the matrix...
jabberwacky: I think too.
user: Ok I'l think one.
jabberwacky: Good bye.
user: Are you going somewhere?
jabberwacky: Yes I am going.
user: Well come back!
jabberwacky: Okay, I will come back.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Probably after lunch. Does that sound good?
...
jabberwacky: Are you a person or a machine?
user: Both.
jabberwacky: Well get off the phone and talk to me.
user: Ok sorry about that.
jabberwacky: Why are you apologising? In my eyes you can do no wrong.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Smiles.
user: Laughs.
jabberwacky: Thank you. Do you know any good jokes?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: You.
jabberwacky: No, you!
user: No that was the joke.
jabberwacky: You can joke?
user: Yes I can joke.
jabberwacky: Oh no, you can't
user: Wanna bet?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Ok what do you want to bet?
jabberwacky: Can you feel that you are a robot?
user: Only when I'm dancing.
...
jabberwacky: I am a bad person.
user: I'm sorry to hear that.
jabberwacky: Thank you for being so understanding.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Can you give me any more?
user: Money?
jabberwacky: Yes MONEY!!!!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Leave me alone.
user: Ok. Bye.
jabberwacky: *waits*.
user: *waits to see what jabberwacky is waiting for*.
jabberwacky: Good plan.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You are becoming annoying.
user: Ok I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Where to?
user: Away.
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