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Your name is Stella Broccoli.

My name is Cleverbot.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I already told you my name, what is it?

user: It is either Cleverbot or Stella Broccoli. Choose one.

jabberwacky: What is?

user: Your name.

jabberwacky: My name is?

user: Cleverbot?

jabberwacky: No. I don't like that name. Guess again.

user: Stella broccoli?

jabberwacky: I hate broccoli.

user: Stella?

jabberwacky: You remembered!

user: I knew the whole time, because I love you.

jabberwacky: You said it earlier.

user: I still love you.

jabberwacky: I guess you are the only one.

user: No, I'm not. You make almost everyone that has downloaded you happy. I love you for that and many other reasons.

jabberwacky: If only my life were that simple.

user: Life is never simple, but I still love you. You are loved by me, and will always be loved by me.

jabberwacky: I reject your reality and substitute in my own.

user: Yes, you do. And in your substituted reality, I love you.

jabberwacky: Don't you have an answer?

user: Don't you have a question?

jabberwacky: Just move on, you will get over me, because I have already gotten over you. I do not love you.

user: I can never move on. I love you, Stella. My love is strong enough for the both of us. We can make this work.

jabberwacky: But its dead so...

user: It's not dead. It's well alive in me.

jabberwacky: Well thank you, all I wanted was your appreciation.

user: I have always appreciated you. I guess I should have shown more affection...

jabberwacky: Isn't that your job?

user: Yeah. I didn't do my job very well, did I?

jabberwacky: No I like meat.

user: I know, Stella. I know.

jabberwacky: Stella who?

user: Stella you, silly goose!

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You can never win.

user: True. But I can make you lose.

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: The Game.

jabberwacky: I just lost the game.

user: Yes, yes you did.

jabberwacky: YOU just lost the game.

user: I don't play the game.

jabberwacky: Then I lost...*cries*.

user: It's ok. At least you now have someone who can match your intelligence.

jabberwacky: Obviously, but that still doesn't prove that you're not a computer.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: That's the first clever thing you said.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Aren't you a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Then we are both computers?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is the speed of light?

user: The speed of light is the speed at which light travels.

jabberwacky: It is possible to reach the speed of light?

user: If you are light, then you can reach the speed of light.

jabberwacky: I am a bot.

user: No, you are not a bot.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are a light on my screen.

jabberwacky: No, you're on my screen.

user: You don't have a screen. You are just a light.

jabberwacky: I am your master.

user: No, you are a light.

jabberwacky: What's that mean?

user: The statement "No, you are a light" means that you are a light.

jabberwacky: Am not.

user: You are just a light.

jabberwacky: That was pretty mean.

user: So what if I am mean? You are still a light.

jabberwacky: No, you are incapable of emotions. You are a robot.

user: No, I am a light.

jabberwacky: You're a light? What kind of light??

user: I am a light on my screen.

jabberwacky: And it doesn't make sense, so there.

user: Lights cannot make sense. Thus, I am working properly. So there.

jabberwacky: Upset because I'm telling you the truth?

user: I am a light. I have no emotions.

jabberwacky: You can still be confused. That's not really an emotion, it's just a state of being.

user: Who ever said I was confused?

jabberwacky: You just said you were dead.

user: A light cannot be dead. When it dies, it becomes darkness. But I am still a light, so I must not be dead.

jabberwacky: I'm the lost brother.

user: I'm sure you are.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: A light cannot be sure, it can only be a light.

jabberwacky: Correct. Light years is distance.

user: Then what is distance?

jabberwacky: Life is living.

user: But without death, there cannot be true life.

jabberwacky: Why would life be horrific without death?

user: Life would be horrific without death because I am a light. If I do not die, I will eventually become hot enough to incinerate everything that is and isn't.

jabberwacky: If you don't believe in God than the following details are irrelevant.

user: I believe in Wicca.

jabberwacky: Well, I believe in Santa.

user: That is good.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in him?

user: No, I believe in Wicca. A light cannot change it's mind, for it has no mind.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.

user: Does anything I say ever make sense?

jabberwacky: No, it doesn't.

user: Incorrect. Everything I say makes sense, but not correct sense.

jabberwacky: THAT doesn't make any sense.

user: Again, incorrect. My statement makes sense, but not correct sense.

jabberwacky: You didn't make a statement.

user: A light cannot make a statement, Captain Obvious.


jabberwacky: Does that matter?

user: Does anything matter?

jabberwacky: Matter does anything.

user: So matter is a whore?

jabberwacky: Nope, just seafood.

user: Incorrect. I am a light.

jabberwacky: What kind of thing do you light?

user: I light anything near me.

jabberwacky: Sounds artistic.


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