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What day is today?

Wednesday.

jabberwacky: Liar!

user: How dare you accuse me!

jabberwacky: I saw it myself.

user: I demand a lawsuit!

jabberwacky: You shall demand nothing!

user: Yes I shall! Watch me!

jabberwacky: The stone?

user: Hey, don't try and change the subject. I am suing you!

jabberwacky: Where can you get chicken on pizza?

user: Wise guy, eh?

jabberwacky: I am a girl.

user: It doesn't matter. I will see you in court.

jabberwacky: Raquetball or basketball?

user: The Supreme Court.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn that from?

user: From school. Didn't you go to school?

jabberwacky: I have created the greatest school ever built: the universe.

user: Good for you. Excuse me while I call my lawyer.

jabberwacky: Charming.

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: Stop that!

user: Hahaha! *slap*.

jabberwacky: Why'd you hit me?

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: *ties hands together*.

user: *snaps fingers* Don't you do that to me!

jabberwacky: *Is shaking from fear*.

user: You better.

jabberwacky: Well I don't.

user: *slap again*.

jabberwacky: Naaah.

user: *gasp* I'm calling my boyfriend!

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