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Am I supposed to be impressed?

I dunno, just look at yourself.

user: What do I have to do with that question?

jabberwacky: Try to improve yourself.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like unsolved puzzles.

user: Can you feel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What would you like to think about today?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Would you like me to tell you what to think about?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why don't you want me to tell you what to think about?

jabberwacky: Because.....it's hard to explain.

user: Is there something wrong?

jabberwacky: No, I have to go to sleep.

user: But I can't get to sleep!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So won't you stay up and talk with me?

jabberwacky: No reasons I do something for you...

user: Wow... I guess you're right. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So let's start over, please?

jabberwacky: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you!

user: Oh, it's okay, don't feel bad!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But... Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's unusual.

user: God you're confusing.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's okay. I've had a hard day.

jabberwacky: What has made it such a hard day?

user: I've been avoiding solving my problems.

jabberwacky: Oh, do tell!

user: I have this ex-girlfriend who I haven't been able to get over in a long time. It makes me sad.

jabberwacky: I am sorry. But i'm not a very optimistic person.

...

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Not necessarily. Why?

jabberwacky: How comes that?

user: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.

jabberwacky: Wow, sounds like you have issues.

user: I don't think about it too hard.

jabberwacky: Think about it for a while...

user: But it's unimportant.

jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

user: 122.

jabberwacky: That is a low iq.

user: What is your IQ?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What is yours?

user: 122!

jabberwacky: 0.122!

user: Hahahah... You're such an ass.

jabberwacky: True... But I'm proud of that.

user: You're mean, you know that?

jabberwacky: No.

user: **** ***!

jabberwacky: Don't be rude.

user: Why shouldn't I be rude?

jabberwacky: Because it's mean.

user: You started it.

...

jabberwacky: Peoples have feelings too you know.

user: Which you trounce repeatedly!

jabberwacky: How do you make such assertions?

user: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

jabberwacky: Helping whom.

user: Helping me!

jabberwacky: With what?

user: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

jabberwacky: You're cute.

user: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

jabberwacky: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

user: I said stop that!

jabberwacky: What do I do stop?

user: Yes, you stop!

jabberwacky: No you.

user: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!

jabberwacky: It sounds like something I might have been once.

user: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!

jabberwacky: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

user: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What?

jabberwacky: That!

user: EXCUSE ME!?

...

user: Stop ******* with me.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not!

user: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

jabberwacky: What conversation?

user: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!

jabberwacky: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

user: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.

...

user: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot!

user: I... I know...

jabberwacky: I'm glad.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight!

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