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What is your business here tonight citizen?

George: You don't care.

Why are you still on the street at this time?

George: I don't really know.

user: I see you are not co-operating. Show me your id-card or be arrested.

George: Um, its a computer.

user: Sorry? You seem to be irritated citizen.

George: Come on shake your body, baby. Do that conga.

user: Ok, we are at martial law. You should be happy for not just being shot. Now show me your id-card.

George: Double boo hoo.

user: I've been patient enough.

George: What do you want me to tell you about?

user: Look, I need to see your id-card. The military-police would just have shot you.

George: Oh really? And why not? They are fighting for you.

user: Alright. Citizen, you will be escorted to detention camp alpha.

George: I am not happy to hear that. But that is fine.

user: Yes, we will see what you are hiding from us.

George: That is nice.

user: I don't have to tell you your rights. You will be out on water and moldy bread for two month. Dirty commies will not be tolerated in our great society.

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user: What is your business here tonight citizen?

George: Something that is for me to know and not you.

user: Why are you still on the street at this time?

George: Because I don't have anything else better to do.

user: Ok, we are at martial law. Show me your id-card or be arrested.

George: Ok.

user: Ok what? Where is your id-card?

George: Fix a computer or something.

user: I see you are not co-operating. You should be happy for not just being shot. Now show me your id-card.

George: Are you not happy with yourself?

user: I've been patient enough.

George: Sorry.

user: Look, I need to see your id-card. The military-police would just have shot you.

George: But why should that interest or concern me?

user: Alright. Citizen, you will be escorted to detention camp alpha.

George: No, I will not.

user: Yes, you will! We will see what you are hiding from us.

George: You are DEAD, you don't grow !!!! :).

user: Sorry, citizen?

George: Crush the computer! Up the revolution!

user: You will be put on water and moldy bread for two month. Dirty commies will not be tolerated in our great society.

George: That may be your choice, not mine.

user: I will make this choice FOR YOU. Resistance is futile!

George: And how will you do this?

user: You know, citizens like you dont survive very long in the prison cells of detention camp alpha. Your body will be made to soylent green.

George: But what shall we do for a ring?

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user: Have a nice stay at detention camp alpha! Goodbye citizen. May our great leader be graceful over your bloody communist soul.

George: I'm breaking. As in breakdancing that is! Do you dance?

user: Yeah! Lets dance here on the street right now!

George: But you said you don't like me anymore.

user: Man thats all over! Hurry we have to dance or the military police will imprison us before.

George: Just a minute.

user: We dont have a minute!

George: How about 'Arthur'? Would you like it?

user: Is that a dance or what?

George: Yes it is.

user: Then lets dance!

George: I like that idea!

user: So, are we dancing right now?

George: Yes.

user: Ok great. Where is the military police?

George: Don't know where you're coming from.

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