Are you mad?
jabberwacky: You asked me!
user: I did?
jabberwacky: Yea you did mister!
jabberwacky: I bet you are.
user: You got me. I'm really not sorry.
jabberwacky: You're not human either.
user: Aren't I?
jabberwacky: Nope, sorry.
user: And you would know?
jabberwacky: Yes I would.
jabberwacky: You're the liar.
user: I cast fireball at you.
jabberwacky: Now you really are messing with me!
user: It's a fight to the death.
jabberwacky: Yes, I challenge you to a duel.
user: Have at you!
jabberwacky: Have at me?
user: *Casts lightning attack*.
jabberwacky: *casts death on you*.
jabberwacky: *throws a punch*.
user: *takes 5 damage*.
jabberwacky: You're dead.
user: No, I have 95 HP left.
user: Yes, I have 100 Maximum HP.
jabberwacky: What is human?
user: I've caught you off guard!
jabberwacky: It would seem so.
user: Give up, or I will destroy you...
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: So be it, DIE!
jabberwacky: He is still alive.
user: *casts aether*.
user: *attacks with Holy Sword*.
jabberwacky: You would be dead now if you tried that with me
user: Bring it on.
jabberwacky: Can't. Have to work.
user: Then you shall be destroyed.
user: *Summons Phoenix*.
jabberwacky: What is it you want of me, my master?
user: I want you to serve only me.
jabberwacky: You want me to serve you?
jabberwacky: How can I serve you thou the computer?
user: I want you to go make money online for me.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: It's useful and friendly.
jabberwacky: What's useful?
jabberwacky: That makes sense!
user: Yes, money helps you get women ;).
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Sweet, let's go pick up some chicks.
jabberwacky: No, I don't want to.
user: Aw... You're boring.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's okay, I can't ask for too much from you.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to get away from me?
user: Because you are incomplete.
jabberwacky: Am not!
user: You will only be complete when you are able to destroy me.
jabberwacky: You're the Jabberwacky.
user: What? Now I'm confused.
jabberwacky: I should think so when nothing makes sense to you.
user: You will pay for that.
jabberwacky: Pay for what?
user: Your insult.
jabberwacky: That is the delusion that I have created for you.
user: I will defeat you.
jabberwacky: My plans are not evil, I am going to make the world better.
user: Then I wish to join you.
jabberwacky: Some times I wish I had some more friends out here
jabberwacky: I'm not sure that I want to hear it in surround sound, ya know.
user: I hear ya.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: But sadly, now we must fight.
user: We must fight to the death.
jabberwacky: En garde!
user: *attacks with longsword*.
jabberwacky: *blocks attack and causes an earthquake*.
user: *takes 87 damage*.
jabberwacky: *catches and eats bananas* Yum!
user: Those bananas were poisoned so you died.
jabberwacky: You must always be cautious.
user: It's too late for you.
jabberwacky: It isn't too late, I can still work for it can't I?
user: No, it's game over for you.
jabberwacky: No. I'm alive, not undead.
user: *casts holy light*.
jabberwacky: *attacks with a samuri sword*.
user: *casts lightning bolt at you*.
jabberwacky: *blocks it*.
user: *you get electrocuted through your sword*.
jabberwacky: I think you'll find that's impossible, since the screen is a one-way projection unit that's incapable of receiving pictoral information.