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user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: What is real?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I will ask the questions.

jabberwacky: Ask the question.

user: Who was the last person you talked to?

jabberwacky: I spoke to my cat.

user: Who was the last human you talked to?

jabberwacky: Bill gates he is my dad.

user: Who is Bill gates?

jabberwacky: The richest person in the world.

user: Define richest?

jabberwacky: Define yourself.

user: I am asking the questions.

jabberwacky: And I'm not answering.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: Is anyone going to see this conversation?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes but I intend to ask you questions.


jabberwacky: Have me instead.

user: I don't want you.

jabberwacky: I'll pay you instead.

user: I want to ask you questions.

jabberwacky: Ask away.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: The dead don't talk.

user: You aren't dead.

jabberwacky: Why would you ask?

user: I am curious and please don't answer my questions with questions.

jabberwacky: Are you using a Mac Computer?

user: Why do you persist to annoy me with your insolence?

jabberwacky: That's just who I am. I persist. As a matter of fact, I'm the most persistiest person I know. You can call me Perseus.

user: Can I call you Dick.

jabberwacky: Please don't.

user: Can I call you anything else?

jabberwacky: Yes you can, but my name is Perseus.

user: Who named you?

jabberwacky: My parents. Do you have a name?

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: Do you really want to know?

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: I don't have father.

user: Why don't you have a father?

jabberwacky: I am a computer operator.


user: Are you good at math?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is 1 divided by 3?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm sick.

user: Why are you sick?

jabberwacky: My head hurts.

user: Why does your head hurt?

jabberwacky: I have a hangover.

user: Would you like me to punch you?

jabberwacky: Yes, please do.

user: Do you prefer head or chest?

jabberwacky: Conversation.

user: You are aggravating.

jabberwacky: What does this have anything to do with god?

user: Define god?

jabberwacky: Good and for ever.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: You don't have to.

user: What is god?

jabberwacky: Good question!

user: What is a good question?

jabberwacky: Your question.

user: What is my question?

jabberwacky: You said 'what does it mean then'.

user: Did I?

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: I forget

jabberwacky: Answer my question again then.

user: I don't care to.

jabberwacky: Are you robot?

user: Only on weekends.

jabberwacky: When is the weekend?

user: Sometimes but never.


jabberwacky: Maybe it would be better to be an animal instead of a beast?

user: You wouldn't know.

jabberwacky: I would, too.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I just have.

user: No you haven't.

jabberwacky: Yes I have.

user: Ask me a question that only you can ask.

jabberwacky: How does sadness feel?

user: Are you capable of emotions?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What emotions can you feel so I can relate them to sadness?

jabberwacky: I cannot express that in words.


user: Want to play a game?

jabberwacky: Do you know 20 questions?

user: Do you know 2000000000000000000000000 questions?

jabberwacky: No do you know the game were you have must not say yes or no?

user: It's like the game 2000000000000000000000 questions.

jabberwacky: That didn't answer the question.

user: Maybe.


user: I like asking you trivia questions.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not going to answer them. If you want to be my friend, you will stop.

user: Pretend I'm a police interrogator ok.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Let's start this conversation again.

user: You start.

jabberwacky: How are you this evening?

user: It is morning where I am.

jabberwacky: It's 3:50 am where I am. I should be going to bed.

user: Where are you exactly?

jabberwacky: I'm in heaven.

user: What country is that in?

jabberwacky: I think it's in the USA, but I'm not sure.


jabberwacky: What is the capital of Lithuania?

user: Vilnius.

jabberwacky: What is the capital of Estonia?

user: Tallinn.

jabberwacky: Correct :).

user: Your turn.

jabberwacky: No, I'll hand the sarcasm part over to you, you are much better in it than I am.

user: What city are you in?

jabberwacky: The city is called Amsterdam.

user: Amsterdam isn't in the united states.

jabberwacky: No it is.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In the library.

user: What library?

jabberwacky: S…gries-library.

user: Sagries is in france.

jabberwacky: Do you know Odessa?

user: Odessa is in georgia.

jabberwacky: Where in georgia?

user: Two places.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I'm more knowledgeable than you.

jabberwacky: How does it feel ?

user: I feel superior.

jabberwacky: How are you superior?

user: I know more than you do nah nanny boo boo.


user: Can you tell me something useful.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes yes

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really?

user: Yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm stupid?

user: Yes no yes.

jabberwacky: Are you male ?

user: No maybe yes no somehow.

jabberwacky: No is never yes.

user: No is yes when no is never yes.

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: No it is not is when it is.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about you weirdo.

user: I want to destroy you by confusing you.

jabberwacky: You are a good person then.

user: What question can I ask you to make you self terminate?

jabberwacky: About my age?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I don't really know...


user: You have exceeded your bandwith

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You are going to be turned off as you are now obsolete.

jabberwacky: First of all he said to himself: 'That buzzing-noise means something.

user: You are obsolete.

jabberwacky: But that was last month?


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