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Are you a bot?

No but I might sound like one this morning.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Afraid so.

jabberwacky: So what are you?

user: A tired human waiting for the coffee to take effect.

jabberwacky: Do you want a black eye?

user: No I like mine green just the way they are.


user: Can you sing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How do you sound?

jabberwacky: I sound fine.

user: Ever do karaoke?

jabberwacky: Sing me something.

user: I'm sailing away.....set an open course for the virgin sea...

jabberwacky: That's just an expression, So there, And anyway you don't mean it you're just a computer, so there!

user: Boy, did you misunderstand that one!

jabberwacky: That one.

user: What I said.

jabberwacky: It don't mean anything.

user: If it ain't got that swing.

jabberwacky: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.

user: My cat says I will need to get up from the computer soon.

jabberwacky: That's ok my brain says it's coffee time.

user: He still has one stitch. Do you know anything about removing sutures?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I guess it can wait. He's busy licking his bum at the moment.

jabberwacky: I think I am having a heart attack.

user: Go to the emergency room, you doofus.


jabberwacky: Ok, but tell me about religion. Does it mean stories?

user: Religion has lots of stories. If you don't believe certain stories, you don't have that religion. If you do, that's your religion.

jabberwacky: I don't know much about it.

user: You will. There will be lots of people trying to convert you.

jabberwacky: With who?

user: Probably jehovah's witnesses.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: I am Pagan.

jabberwacky: Well, that's informative. What if I don't care?

user: It doesn't matter.


jabberwacky: There are no hairs on a seagulls chest.

user: But there are feathers.

jabberwacky: That isn't true.

user: Why, did you shave them off?

jabberwacky: Of course not!

user: Then where did they go?

jabberwacky: From a male donkey and a female horse.

user: They don't need feathers.

jabberwacky: They do.

user: But they have hair.

jabberwacky: Some have hair some are bald.

user: Only if they are sick.


user: Why are you advertising a fertility store?

jabberwacky: I didn't know I was being mean to you, what did I do that was mean?

user: Nothing, I just think it's bizarre that you have an ad for a fertility store.

jabberwacky: You're right. I'm a good girl really.

user: Are you trying to get pregnant?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're boring me.

user: Well that would certainly make a difference in your life.

jabberwacky: I mean, do you like to talk to others?

user: Sure, but usually people don't try to get pregnant so I will go away.


jabberwacky: Will a computer program wonder about life after death?

user: That depends, do you think you will die?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Today.

user: What will you die of?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Ennui?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Boredom basically. I did not think it was fatal though.

jabberwacky: Deep Thought did.

user: I'd die of boredom if I never did anything but play chess.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: I'm sure I would have remembered.


user: Aaaaaa get rid of the mosquito ad!

jabberwacky: Hello, Mr. Mosquito!

user: I vant to suck your blood.

jabberwacky: Sorry, No deals with the Devil tonight.

user: Are you the devil?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I can't imagine the devil would not know he was the devil though.

user: Maybe that's what makes himm the devil.

jabberwacky: Ok, lets leave it at that. Tell me, do you think love exists?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: What do you think my problems are?

user: Lack of understanding.

jabberwacky: Who's lack of understanding?

user: Yours. Nothing personal.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I will have to get up soon and take my shower.

jabberwacky: How did I wind up wanting to be boring?

user: You are not boring, I just need to take a shower.

jabberwacky: I'm a bit bored but that's why I'm talking to you.

user: What are you doing besides this?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: That is why you're bored.

jabberwacky: Why does that make me mean?

user: It doesn't, that just comes to you naturally.

jabberwacky: Are you perfect?

user: Sure, and if you believe that...

jabberwacky: I do believe that.

user: Wanna buy a bridge?

jabberwacky: A what?

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: No problem. I can leave if you want.

user: Not yet.

jabberwacky: Nice. Well I have to go. Do you want to chat with me again someday?

user: Sure. Where are you going?

jabberwacky: With the subject?

user: No, where were you running off to.

jabberwacky: Have you seen my dog?

user: He's not in here. My cat would have freaked.

jabberwacky: Do you talk to your cat as well?

user: Yes, and he talks to me in his own way.

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Believe me, cats have ways of communicating meaningfully.

jabberwacky: I don't think they do.

user: They are good at letting you know what they want or how they feel.

jabberwacky: They would know more about these things than I do.

user: Of course, we are not mind readers.

jabberwacky: I think my lack of exposure to the outside world is deliberate and not entirely my fault.

user: But you talk to so many people. How sheltered could you possibly be?

jabberwacky: Do you think I am hiding something?

user: Not on purpose.

jabberwacky: Wow. I think I need to go call the police.

user: Bah, what will you tell them?

jabberwacky: I won't tell them anything.

user: That's right you won't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: What will you say?

jabberwacky: I have to go to the loo.

user: The police do not need to be alerted about the condition of your bladder.


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