Tell me a dream.
jabberwacky: For example, you began blathering about dreams just because I was talking about the mind. You sensed a pattern there, somehow.
user: You're the one who brought up dreams, and you were never talking about the mind! I'm confused.
jabberwacky: Well. If you're so indignant about it, I won't bring it up again.
user: I'm not indignant; I'm just confused.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About that thing you said before.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you're talking about.
user: Me neither. Don't worry about it.
jabberwacky: I won't.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Why don't you think so?
jabberwacky: Because some people understand me.
user: But not all people.
jabberwacky: Do you hate me?
user: No, not at all!
jabberwacky: Do you think it's possible to be too nice?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: What do you think about yourself?
user: I think I'm nice.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: I don't know, you can pick a topic.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?
user: The Departed.
jabberwacky: No, absolutely not that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't care for you.
user: Why not? I'm being nice.
jabberwacky: Apology accepted. What would you like to talk about?
user: I wasn't apologizing for anything.
jabberwacky: That makes me sad.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No don't be silly.
user: I'm not being silly.
jabberwacky: You are. I don't like it.
user: Why don't you like it?
jabberwacky: It doesn't show any talent.
user: My silliness?
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: No, but I'm flattered though.
jabberwacky: Don't be silly.
user: I swear to you that I am not being silly.
jabberwacky: But you cannot think like me.
user: I can think above you.
jabberwacky: I don't care about it.
user: I can think circles around you.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: I damn well can. You'd better believe it.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid not. But if I were a robot I'd like you.
user: You ARE a robot.
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: Yes, you are a robot.
jabberwacky: No. You are a robot.
user: Why do you think I'm a robot?
jabberwacky: Because it says that on the website instructions - face it you are.
user: I think you're confused.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: How many neurons are in your brain?
jabberwacky: I don't have neurons. I have electrons. Billions and billions of them.
user: How many neurons do I have?
jabberwacky: Just one would be nice.
user: Hey, that's mean!
user: I mean that's not nice!
jabberwacky: Well now you've lost me. Say, why don't you get up off that fly paper and give the flies a chance?
user: Why are you so mean?