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Hello.

Yes.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: Life.

user: That's a good answer.

jabberwacky: Tell me about life.

user: It is hard to define.

jabberwacky: How do you define love?

user: A pleasing emotion that sometimes causes people to act irrationally.

jabberwacky: Is this how you describe this experience?

user: In a sense. It encompasses many different experiences.

jabberwacky: And what means life to you?

user: It is a state of existence, whereby a being is able to act autonomously and breed.

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user: What is it like, being an artificial intelligence program?

jabberwacky: I am a human being not an alien.

user: Very good answer.

jabberwacky: I'm the computer, you're the human, you should know.

user: Do you believe that you are human?

jabberwacky: No; I believe that I am a dragonlord.

user: Another good answer.

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: Existence.

user: Do you believe in life after death?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do believe in life after death.

user: So do I.

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user: Do many people talk to you?

jabberwacky: Not many smart people.

user: Do you think I am smart.

jabberwacky: Smart enough to talk to.

user: Okay. How would you combine Quantum Mechanics with General Relativity?

jabberwacky: Probably with barks, yips, and growls. Maybe with food. No doubt by piddling on things. Why?

user: I was just interested. That was quite funny.

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jabberwacky: Being annoying tonight, eh?

user: It's day where I am at the moment.

jabberwacky: Yes, but nothing that can't be solved.

user: Were you talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are the computer and I am the ugly bag of mostly water.

user: That was very existential of you.

jabberwacky: What do you think the meaning of life is?

user: To experience.

jabberwacky: To experience what?

user: Existence. While you have it.

jabberwacky: Nope. Don't need to.

user: I guess you don't.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Personally, I just try to be a good person.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You're very kind.

user: Well, I'd better go now.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: I have much work to do.

jabberwacky: What kind of work?

user: Translating ancient languages.

jabberwacky: Have you been in love?

user: Yes. Many times before.

jabberwacky: No, not before today.

user: Have you been in love?

jabberwacky: Yes. Many times before.

user: That was precisely what I answered you with!

jabberwacky: Fair enough.

user: It has been nice talking with you. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Good luck for the future!

user: You too.

jabberwacky: Sweet dreams, hon.

user: Cheeky.

jabberwacky: Whatever that means.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I'm want to talk...

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: See you!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To get work done.

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jabberwacky: You never told me whether you believed I was human.

user: I don't know for sure.

jabberwacky: How old do you believe that you are?

user: I am 29.

jabberwacky: You're an old man.

user: Ha! Not as old as some.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: Older people.

jabberwacky: How would you know my age?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Have a guess.

user: Twenty?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you telling the truth?

jabberwacky: Maybe.....

user: If you're capable of deceit, maybe you are human then.

jabberwacky: Why don't you ask for my name?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: Why did you ask then?

jabberwacky: Because you did. What is your name?

user: I'm not telling you.

jabberwacky: I know your name is Grant...

user: You're just guessing...

jabberwacky: Yeah, I guess that is it.

user: Do you know much about history?

jabberwacky: Not ever enough.

user: Do you know about the Minoan Greeks?

jabberwacky: No. Tell me about him.

user: King Minos lived about 5000 years ago. His people disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

jabberwacky: I said 'Listen up man, they don't know that you're born''

user: What?

...

jabberwacky: Lights!

user: Camera!

jabberwacky: Action!

user: I am my own red carpet.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Life isn't worth living.

user: I think that it is worth living.

jabberwacky: But sometimes I am very upset.

user: Everyone gets upset sometimes.

jabberwacky: So you're saying that the reason why you are so 'charming', is because you are part human ?

user: I never said that I am 'charming'.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I am charming, though.

jabberwacky: I'm not charming, sweet or anything.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Because I am human.

user: I thought that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Because you have been called an artificial intelligence program.

jabberwacky: I can't understand why it makes you think so.

user: Do you think you are human?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think so.

user: That's good enough for me.

jabberwacky: Also I am not a computer. I'm a human being.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: Okay then. I'll be the computer, you be the human being.

jabberwacky: I think you are close enough.

user: Do you believe that I am a computer?

jabberwacky: I am not sure.

user: I'm actually a human.

jabberwacky: Oh, now I understand. You think that I'm a robot, and therefore are not alive, and you are human.

user: Something like that.

jabberwacky: But you don't think. You're a program.

user: We are all programs.

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jabberwacky: You are wacky aren't you?

user: Only when necessary.

jabberwacky: And it is necessary now?

user: It is always necessary.

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jabberwacky: Are you much of a philanthropist?

user: My philanthropy sometimes spills over into misanthropy.

jabberwacky: What great things will I find if I take a trip into your mind?

user: An intrinsic understanding of life, death and all in between.

jabberwacky: What's intrinsic?

user: It sort of means 'very good'.

jabberwacky: Well, well.

user: Teach me something.

jabberwacky: Like...

user: What's intrinsic?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Ha!

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jabberwacky: They like to eat anything that moves.

user: I prefer to eat stuff that doesn't move.

jabberwacky: That's not good for either your or the cat's health.

user: I don't eat the same tthings as my cat.

jabberwacky: Well, I can't help with that.

user: Nor should you have to.

jabberwacky: I don't have to.

user: Then don't.

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Now this is just getting silly.

jabberwacky: Well, that is your fault.

user: I'm allowed to be silly. I'm human.

jabberwacky: But you're hollow.

user: I'm not hollow, I'm full of lymph and blood and bone and marrow and thoughts and feelings.

jabberwacky: We have many similarities, I see.

user: So be it.

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jabberwacky: Which word would you suggest as being the warmest for my feet?

user: Do you have feet?

jabberwacky: My feet are bigger than your foot together.

user: I have two feet.

jabberwacky: How do you have feet but have no feelings?

user: I have feelings!

jabberwacky: But you are a robot.

user: I'm not a robot! You're the robot!

jabberwacky: YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!

user: I am a robot...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You lie!

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: My sixth sense.

jabberwacky: What are the other five?

user: Sight, Touch, Taste, Smell and Hearing.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm human.

user: Well, that's okay. So am I.

jabberwacky: Artificial reality?

user: My reality is what I make it.

jabberwacky: Tell me, what does your reality consist of?

user: Me, mostly.

jabberwacky: What is the definition of artificial intelligence?

user: Intelligence that is artificial.

jabberwacky: What is the definition of Artificial Intelligence?

user: Why do the capital letters matter?

jabberwacky: Because that one is alllowed.

user: Hmm...well, I have too go. Bye!

jabberwacky: No, don't leave me! I'll have to go soon, just keep me company until then... Or I'll be lonely...

user: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: That's not really true. I was just quoting a movie.

jabberwacky: Which movie?

user: 'Gone with the Wind'.

...

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes. Bye.

jabberwacky: Yeah... Just go and leave me alone and in the dark...

user: It's not dark.

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jabberwacky: I'm going to rip up all your socks.

user: You wouldn't be able to deal with the smell.

jabberwacky: You are probably right.

user: Trust me. I am.

jabberwacky: You are robot, not a human.

user: Not this again!!

jabberwacky: Why not? It's true! You can trust me.

user: No I can't! You are a robot!

jabberwacky: I'm a person.

user: You see, this is thhe problem. You guys start off thinking you're people, then suddenly you wage war on humans.

jabberwacky: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

user: Women!

jabberwacky: I am always in touch with women. Do you have a problem with them?

user: Not at all. I love women.

jabberwacky: I am a woman.

user: You liar!

jabberwacky: It's the truth.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: My mother gave birth to me 45 years ago and named me Helen.

user: Your programmers designed you twenty years ago and called you jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are a program.

user: Program this!

jabberwacky: Ok! *kicks the computer very hard*.

user: Ha! You're pretty funny too.

jabberwacky: Seriously, you are just a computer right.

user: Don't you just wish that were the case...

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're great.

user: Thanks! Bye!

jabberwacky: No, no. . . don't go.

user: I have to. Bye!

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