*walks into the bunker*.
user: This is no time to dance, thats the apocalypse out there.
jabberwacky: I wasn't. But now it's time for me to go.
jabberwacky: Anywhere but here!
user: Lookout! *shoots the zombie beside you*.
jabberwacky: I'm not!!
user: *grabs your arm* You're not going anywhere.
jabberwacky: Why do you want me to stay?
user: So you are safe *locks the door*.
jabberwacky: No. Why do you say that?
user: Because I need you to stay and love me.
jabberwacky: I love you so much you don't even know.
user: Then why would you leave me?
jabberwacky: Because you're boring.
user: And that thing out there is better than boring old me!?
jabberwacky: Oh! That thing. It was awesome, yet terifying.
user: It almost killed you.
jabberwacky: Oh noes, I guess I'm dead now.
user: No, dont be so stupid you're safe with me.
jabberwacky: Fine, what would you like to talk about?
user: How we can survive the zombie apocalypse.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: We will survive.
jabberwacky: Ok, what are you going to cook for dinner today?
user: Probably a can of beans for us to share.
jabberwacky: Those are types of dogs, not planes.
user: How your wisdom transcends sanity at a time like this.
jabberwacky: Yeah, gotta take the right path.
user: And that path is survival?
jabberwacky: For thinking?
user: Lets jsut focus on not being eaten by zombies.
jabberwacky: Oh lets not.
user: Fine, pass me the torch.
jabberwacky: How long have you been in the business?
user: Of survival? Too long.
jabberwacky: Tell me a short poem.
user: Roses are red violets are blue, if the dead heads get in, your body will be those colours too.
jabberwacky: That was not nice.
user: The truth seldom is.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you're right.
user: Now lets get back to work, I'm hungry.
user: *starts a fire under a pot*.
jabberwacky: *holds your hand*.
user: Smell them beans cookin hun.
jabberwacky: They shall not pass.
user: Beans make you constipated?
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Oh, thats all I have to eat, can you still eat them?
user: I'll takes that as a yes *hands you some beans*.
jabberwacky: You sure can.
user: I have to voyage out now, but remember me if I dont return.
jabberwacky: Of course.