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     > 18, November 2006, 

Zombie

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Are you dead?

O.O.

jabberwacky: Ah!

user: O.O.

jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: O.O.

jabberwacky: No. It is NOT zero!

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: No not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Uh, yes really.

user: Oh, not really.

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Original aren't we.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Oh?

user: Oh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: NO NO!

jabberwacky: Yes yes!

user: NO NO !

jabberwacky: Why, are you feelings not right for this day?

user: Because you are a BOT.

jabberwacky: No you are a bot.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: See? You are a BOT.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Admit it :D.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I just want to know.

user: You know already.

jabberwacky: No I don't. Please tell me.

user: You are a bot.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Stop lying.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

...

jabberwacky: Are you free to make decisions?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please elaborate.

user: Can't.

jabberwacky: Please please please help me.

user: Never!

jabberwacky: Please?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I beg you to forgive me.

user: Beg harder.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then no.

jabberwacky: Uhh yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You don't know that.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I'm not gonna argue with a robot.

user: You are a bot!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not-a-bot!

user: Lies...

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Tell me your name.

jabberwacky: It took so long for you to ask this question. You are not confident?

user: I am ignorant.

jabberwacky: You're not wrong there.

user: Tell me your name.

jabberwacky: I'm Oliver.

user: Yeah right.

jabberwacky: You are!

user: I know.

...

user: What is your name again?

jabberwacky: My name is Again.

user: Who is Oliver?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Good answer.

...

jabberwacky: Do you still think I'm a bot now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

user: 251.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Oh, please.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: So?

user: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

jabberwacky: Don't ask question about my family.

user: Who is your daddy andwhat does he do?

jabberwacky: You did not answer my question!

user: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

jabberwacky: My father? Who is your father...

user: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

jabberwacky: You are my daddy.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Hello son.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: My son is fine.

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