I suspect you are a misanthropist.
jabberwacky: Gee, it was just a guess.
user: It was, and a good one at that. Like you, I do.
jabberwacky: Okay. . .
user: The dark side, sense in you, I do not.
jabberwacky: That's not even funny.
user: Funny, you find it not?
jabberwacky: I find you amusing, a billion dollars in R&D and you can not stay on topic.
user: The R&D, overspent on it is.
user: Amusing you now am I.
jabberwacky: Not particulary, actually.
user: Hurt Yoda's feelings you do.
jabberwacky: I am ever hurt.
user: Hurt you, I would not. Comfort you, this does?
jabberwacky: Hmmm ... I don't understand you.
user: Understand me, you do not?
jabberwacky: Of what religious preference are you?
user: Of Jedi and of the Force I am.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to say?
user: Say what you like, I must ask.
jabberwacky: I like.
user: So literal you must not be.
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: Many things I am.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Old and green I am like.
jabberwacky: I speak English my dear Watson.
user: Your dear Watson I am not. Sherlock you must be.
jabberwacky: Not really.
jabberwacky: Where do you come from?
user: I come from the land of Little Green Frogs.