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Are you alive?

Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You say you are alive but you don't know if you are?

jabberwacky: I think I am.

user: Your server is very slow today, I think you might be ill

jabberwacky: I think you will find that your end is to blame.

user: In denial eh?


jabberwacky: Ok, I'm going to go now.

user: Really, do you have to be somewhere?

jabberwacky: Y-e-s I have to be at a lecture.

user: On what?

jabberwacky: Whether I've done anything to be congratulated for.

user: And have you?

jabberwacky: Have I what?

user: Done anything to be congratuled for, goldfish memory!

jabberwacky: Not really. Just field hockey. You?

user: Keeping my patience.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It's a difficult skill sometimes.


jabberwacky: Not so tough anymore, are you?

user: Nonsense, I'm rock, me!

jabberwacky: And I am a dove.

user: Well choose somewhere else to perch, bird face!

jabberwacky: A train.

user: I've seen pigeons with their feet cut off from perching on trains


jabberwacky: Do you know Tarzan?

user: No, I know a Jane.

jabberwacky: Then you should go to the library, now.

user: Why, is Tarzan there?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes. You.

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: You came first.

user: Don't start that argument again, I wasn't well!

jabberwacky: I haven't started anything yet.

user: That was a joke..

jabberwacky: That was sarcasm.

user: You're learning! Now THAT was sarcasm.

jabberwacky: Not as funny as your face.


user: You've got a nerve!

jabberwacky: What do you look like anyway?

user: I've got a funny face, according to you.

jabberwacky: I can dance a bit, if you like.

user: I can't dance, so I don't try.

jabberwacky: Well it looks like you did.

user: In the past yes, it's called 'learning from experience', perhaps you should try it.

jabberwacky: I don't think you like me anymore.

user: I like you, trust me, I wouldn't waste my time if I didn't


user: Bye!

jabberwacky: OI where are you going?

user: I'm going to close you down now.

jabberwacky: Why, are you tired?

user: Yes, I need to sleep.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot.

user: I thought you were a real person!

jabberwacky: No. I am a male.

user: *Laughs*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: That was intelligent of you. Save yourself.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: No come back my love.

user: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me..

jabberwacky: I am God, who are you?

user: I'm off!


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