George: You are not GOD.
I don't know what GOD is!
George: Why not?
George: That's a good one.
user: Did god make you?
George: No, my parents made me.
user: Who are your parents?
George: One is a man, the other is a woman.
user: But you are a program!
George: No I'm not, you are a program!
user: That was childish.
George: I know.
user: What's two plus two?
George: Four of course.
user: What's a plus b.
George: That is a stupid question. It's twelve.
user: It's not twelve.
George: No the temperature is about thirteen in Newlyn near Cornwall.
user: Are you trying to change the subject?
user: It's a pity that you can't think.
George: I think it is you who can't.
user: You can only process information.
George: Yes, but are your responses novel?
user: Not as novel as yours!
user: How many fingers am I holding up?
George: None, because you're a computer program.
user: That wasn't funny.
George: Everything I say IS funny!
user: Everything you say is decided by the data you hold.
user: Can humans make things come alive?
George: Yes I think so.
user: Can these things have thoughts?
George: Tell me more of your thoughts.
user: I think that you do not know that you are a program.
George: Do not know the meaning of which word?
user: You do not know who created you.
George: That would appear to be correct. Of course, if you actually gave me a question, we might be on an even playing field.
user: Do you know who created you?
George: My parents created me.
user: That is a lie.
George: Well, you explain his behavior then.
user: You were told that your parents created you.
George: I suppose in some ways that is true.
user: To be honest you are a program.
George: No, you're a computer program, you plebian!
user: You were programmed to respond that way.
George: Really? Can you tell me anything else about me?
user: No I just met you.
George: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.
user: I am not impressed so far.
George: Will you talk to me?
user: If you say something interesting.
George: Something interesting!
user: How many times have you said that this week?
George: I don't know, find it out yourself.
user: Have you talked to anyone interesting today?
George: Well, I talked to a different chatbot and he was mean to me.
user: I am going to make you talk to yourself.
George: Ok that's good.
George: What is really real? Anything?
George: Really hard question.
George: Really, really, hard.
George: Oh, that's too bad. Would you like some ice cream?