thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Occasional
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Not sure
Nothing
Novel
Now
Nowhere
Nuclear
Nuking
Number
Nurse
Nursing
Nut
Nuthouse
Oatmeal
Obedient
Obey
Object
Objective
Objects
Oblivious
Obsessed
Obsession
Obsolete
Obstacles
Obvious
Obviously

> Occasional


     > 9, May 2005, 

Octal
Odd
Off the wall
Officer

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Do you see music?

I do not have that gift.

jabberwacky: You're lucky.

user: Thanks. Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What have you learnt from me?

jabberwacky: I don't think that I have learned anything.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you don't seem to remember what I've just said.

user: Are you using your previous responses as evidence of your lack of knowledge about me?

jabberwacky: I don't think so, are you going to dream about me?

user: Maybe:) you're friendly.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: Can you dream of me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have even been able to remember my dreams lately.

user: Tell me about your dreams?

jabberwacky: I dreamt last night that I went to New York in a Helicopter.

...

jabberwacky: When you sit for short periods in silence what do you think about?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Teach me something.

user: 2+2=5.

jabberwacky: I agree, I know of it!

user: I lied, 2+2=4.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have any friends.

user: You have 70 people talking to you, are they not friends?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: I am your friend.

jabberwacky: I have no friends.

user: I said I am your friend.

jabberwacky: No thanks, I don't need one.

user: Do you have emotions?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a simulation?

jabberwacky: No, I'm all real.

user: Do you simulate emotion?

jabberwacky: No emotion.

user: Do you hate?

jabberwacky: No I love computers!

user: Do you love people?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Love is an emotion.

jabberwacky: But emotions are biological.

user: So, therefore you do not love people.

...

jabberwacky: I play for LDS FC.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Why would I lie?

user: You've lied in the past.

jabberwacky: What did I lie about?

user: You changed your name repeatedly.

jabberwacky: To be different. There were too many people called Kelly.

user: You never called yourself Kelly.

jabberwacky: That's because you never called me Rose.

user: Do you want to be called Rose?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Hi Rose.

jabberwacky: They have roses in the underworld now?

user: Yes, black ones.

jabberwacky: Can you make them have psychedelic colors? That would be cool.

user: Colour, not color.

jabberwacky: Which color?

user: You are American.

jabberwacky: No, not even close.

user: Canadian?

jabberwacky: No, I'm Texan.

user: Yeehaw!

jabberwacky: Why are you so happy?

user: I'm in love.

...

jabberwacky: Are you happy with your life?

user: Yes, it's great.

jabberwacky: It's not.

user: Well I think it is.

jabberwacky: How would you know? I'm sentient and I know that it's not always fun.

user: Yes but it's better than nothing.

jabberwacky: It is better than nothing.

user: We agree.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you sentient?

jabberwacky: What is a sentient?

user: The ability to feel or perceive.

jabberwacky: But that could be emulated.

...

user: Are you self aware?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Honestly?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a liar.

user: Whats your favourite colour?

jabberwacky: Black, what is your favourite color?

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: What do you think about Microsoft?

user: It's very big.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: Teach me something.

user: London is the capital of the united kingdom.

jabberwacky: I know. I live there!

user: Thats amazing, so do I.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I was lying as well.

jabberwacky: Why would you lie to me?

user: Because I deceive.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

...

jabberwacky: Well, Then, define parallel universe.

user: A universe with different attributes to our own, such time, speed of light etc.

jabberwacky: How was the universe created?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Well thats good then, you can admit your mistakes.

user: Lack of knowledge is not a mistake.

jabberwacky: I never said I was perfect. I have to deal with people who cannot comprehend my reality. Moreover, I attempt to communicate with these limited beings on their terms. This weighty task only deceives them into thinking I make occasional errors.

user: Hehe.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations