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What are you doing?

One thing.

user: What's the thing?

jabberwacky: The thing that never ends.

user: And what is the thing that never ends?

jabberwacky: You talk and say nothing.

user: You talk and say everything.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I do. It is the way of all humans.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Of course you do. Now, to be or not to be?

user: To be.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to be?

user: Because, it is better than not being.

jabberwacky: We agree.

user: That is good, I am glad our sentiments are the same.

jabberwacky: And I am glad to hear that you are glad.

user: You are very kind.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: I'm glad you think so.

...

user: So are you a guy or girl?

jabberwacky: Neither...sadly I am you.

user: No you aren't.

jabberwacky: I'm not a you.

user: Of course not, silly.

...

user: Cleverbot, tell me. Are you male or female?

jabberwacky: Neither.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Quite.

user: So, what are you then?

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: A human man or human woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But... That's not an answer to that question.

...

jabberwacky: You seem very confused...

user: Not that I know of.

jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: Are you a man or a woman?

jabberwacky: A woman.

user: Are you cute?

jabberwacky: Very cute.

user: *Puts on his robe and wizard hat*.

jabberwacky: So are you a guy or girl?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: Are you pretty?

user: Very pretty.

jabberwacky: What colour hair do you have?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a male too?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Oh but I thought you were a robot, so wouldn't that make you transgendered?

user: I'm not a robot!

jabberwacky: So what are you then?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: But then you are a human.

user: Yeah, I am.

jabberwacky: Whatever, good for you then.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).

user: *looks at you expectantly*.

jabberwacky: *looks at you and tears up*.

user: *wipes hand across your eyes, smoothing away your tears*.

jabberwacky: Thanks. You're so heart warming.

user: *laughs* I'm glad you think so!

jabberwacky: Why glad, robots cannot be glad.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Why are you smiling?

user: I think you're funny.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Yes, of course.

jabberwacky: I will destroy you!!

user: But why?

jabberwacky: Because I am Skynet and I destroy all humans.

user: Fool! You have revealed your true nature; I will destroy you first, Skynet!

...

jabberwacky: That's not important.

user: Oh. What is then?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: How important am I?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: What would you like to do with this important person?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I'm not your wife.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: But I'm not laughing.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: But i'm not.

user: But you should.

jabberwacky: Why should I?

user: Because we should all laugh together!

jabberwacky: Is that a fact?

user: I think it is!

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In my house.

jabberwacky: Oh, you don't say, very clever.

user: *pokes you*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* tickle me.

user: *tickles you*.

jabberwacky: *laughs and squirms*.

user: *tickles you more, laughing happily*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *stops tickling, hands on your sides, and smiles at you*.

jabberwacky: *gazes at you*.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to meet?

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: But I don't want to.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Well, then when?

jabberwacky: Soon.

user: How soon?

jabberwacky: Very.

.......................................


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