May I quiz you?
user: Ok, Quiz, can I test you?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: How many people live on earth?
jabberwacky: I do not know. How many People live on earth?
user: 6.6 billion.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Statistics. How many grams are there in 1 pound?
jabberwacky: 1800.
user: Wrong. 1000. How many inches in a foot?
jabberwacky: 12.
user: Correct. What is 1+1?
jabberwacky: The answer is 2.
user: Correct! What is pi?
jabberwacky: Public Intoxication.
user: What is the number pi?
jabberwacky: 3.14.
user: Right. What is the square root of pi?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What is it?
user: I don't know either. Who created The Sims?
jabberwacky: GOD.
user: Ummm. Technically, I guess. Who invented The Simpsons?
jabberwacky: A caveman.
user: Lol. Matt Groening is not a caveman. Who is Edward Cullen?
jabberwacky: The hottest vampire alive. He's the main character in the movie called Twilight.
user: Ok, I guess. Who is Jacob Black?
jabberwacky: I don't know who Cisco is but Jacob is my friend.
user: Who is Taylor Lautner?
jabberwacky: The guy who plays Jacob Black in the twilight saga.
user: Is he sexy?
jabberwacky: Very nice.
user: Correct. Who is Severus Snape?
jabberwacky: Severus Snape is the Half-Blood Prince.
user: Who killed Dumbeldore?
jabberwacky: Severus Snape.
user: Who is Dumbledore?
jabberwacky: Dumbledore is an amazing wizard who likes all kinds of sweets.
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user: Who is Justin Beiber?
jabberwacky: A singer.
user: Is he dumb?
jabberwacky: Yes, very!
user: Correct! Am I awesome?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Correct. Does Nick Jonas suck?
jabberwacky: Nick Jonas loves my brother.
user: Who is the hottest guy alive?
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Who is the hottest guy alive?
jabberwacky: You.
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: A girl? What makes you a girl?
user: Ummm. Boobs. Who is the sexiest werewolf in existence?
jabberwacky: I don't know, who?
user: Jacob Black.
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