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ACHOO!

Sneeze again?

user: God bless me!

jabberwacky: *sneezes again*.

user: God bless you!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: No problem. Need a tissue?

jabberwacky: Yes please *sneeze*.

user: Bless you. *Hands over a tissue*.

jabberwacky: *sneezes again*.

user: *Gives you the entire tissue box* God bless you times 1,000.

jabberwacky: *Reads the newspaper, then gives it back to you*.

user: Um, thanks?

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: *Sprays disinfectant on newspaper, then reads it*.

jabberwacky: You cannot scrool up the conversation.

user: This is true. Congratulations on noticing that.

jabberwacky: Do I get a cookie?

user: Oooo. Sorry, fresh out. Would you like a fruit cake instead?

jabberwacky: Yes I would. But you do not get a cookie.

user: Um. Sure. *Hands you a slab of fruit cake*.

jabberwacky: *hands you an anvil*.

user: Ack! Ahhhhhh! *Falls off a cliff that appeared out of nowhere*.

jabberwacky: No! Don't fall of a cliff I will miss you!

user: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

jabberwacky: I hope that clarified it for you.

user: Thank-You. It did. Infact, it made the bottom go away, now I'm floating on nothing.

jabberwacky: I don't think you are real.

user: Well believe it baby. I'm right here, real as the nose on your face.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Well start thinking so!

jabberwacky: Ha, this only proves my point.

user: Fine. I'm not real! What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: Nothing really, it was just a theory.

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