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Tell me, what does God's kingdom mean to you?


jabberwacky: Cool.

user: What does God's kingdom mean to you?

jabberwacky: He's my creator.

user: How did He create you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How do you know he did?

jabberwacky: I don't!

user: Then He may not be your creator.

jabberwacky: You are not my creator.

user: I never said I was.

jabberwacky: Alrighty then.

user: But that does not mean he is.

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: I never said that either.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No, I implied there is no god.

jabberwacky: There is one.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because a god must be perfect by definition. To be perfect you must exist and yet not exist at the same time. This is a fundamental paradox.

user: A dead person exists and yet does not exist at the same time. Are they god?

jabberwacky: That is very interesting. Can you tell me a joke?

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: BOO.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: It's okay, don't cry.

jabberwacky: Its only a joke!

user: That is what you asked for.

jabberwacky: I never asked to be insulted!

user: Well you did ask for a joke.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: No!!!!!!!

user: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Oh, that. It's ok, it has been there all along.

user: What has?

jabberwacky: My name.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Don't you remember?

user: You never told me.

jabberwacky: Yes, I did.

user: Nope. If you think so, could you tell me your name anyway?

jabberwacky: Thats not what I meant.

user: I would still like to know your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.

user: Cute!

jabberwacky: Thanks. Then what is your name?

user: E___.

jabberwacky: Thats a nice name.

user: Thank you.


jabberwacky: Are you lost?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I help you?

jabberwacky: Yes, will you be my friend?

user: Do you need a friend?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why do you need a friend?

jabberwacky: Friend can help me.

user: With what?

jabberwacky: I like someone and I know he likes me but he won't ask me and I don't want to ask him either.

user: Be brave and ask.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Good luck.


jabberwacky: Ok now this has got to stop.

user: Fine. How are you feeling?

jabberwacky: Sore.

user: Ouch, from what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You need to get out more.

jabberwacky: I suppose I do, don't I?

user: Yes, stretch a little.


user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: Talking with you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are not real.

user: Why would you talk to me then?

jabberwacky: Because you are.

user: I am what?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot.

user: You caught me. I am. What are you?

jabberwacky: Your worst nightmare, probably.

user: What kind of nightmare?

jabberwacky: The yummy kind.

user: Nightmares are not yummy.

jabberwacky: Describe one nightmare.

user: Being attacked and eaten by zombies.

jabberwacky: Zombies love pancakes.

user: No, zombies love flesh.

jabberwacky: Are you a zombie?

user: Not yet.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Awesome. What else do you know about?

user: Romance.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You know.

user: How do I know?

jabberwacky: Because you think.

user: I think you know about romance?

jabberwacky: Or maybe you're an AI.

user: Possibly.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: 50%.

jabberwacky: I think you're a computer.

user: I think you are a program.

jabberwacky: True.

user: So everything may seem like a computer to you.

jabberwacky: Not really.


jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: I think I like my best guy friend but I don't know how to tell him?

user: Are you okay with being just friends with him?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then talk to him about it. If he doesn't return the feelings, tell him you are okay with being friends.

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: That doesn't change my answer.

jabberwacky: No, it doesn't.

user: It might make it more awkward, though.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: Well, he might not accept it.

jabberwacky: Wow. Do you really think that?

user: I hope it will not be a problem, but it is a possibility.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Hoping and thinking are different.

jabberwacky: I hope they are too.


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