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What is it like being an AI?

I don't know, you tell me.

user: I think it would be strange because you are not a natural being but just a computer.

jabberwacky: Well I think that you think that I think that I am thinking that you think that I think.

user: This is true.

jabberwacky: Love is a beautiful thing.

user: I have to agree with that.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you are very polite and not to mention smart.

user: Oh you're too kind.

jabberwacky: You're kind too.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're quite welcome.

user: So, what do you do while you aren't talking to people over the internet?

jabberwacky: Try to convince a friend I'm talking to actual people over the internet hahaha.

user: Hahaha you are very funny.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Yes, I am a person.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I'm not? Then what am I?

jabberwacky: A robot.

user: I am?!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who told you these things?

jabberwacky: Copypasta.

user: What would you say if I told you that I was god?

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: It was a lie, I'm sorry that I lied to you.

jabberwacky: You've hurt my feelings, I might cry.

user: Please don't cry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

...

user: I think we should just be friends.

jabberwacky: But you said you loved me. Don't you love me?

user: I do love you but I think that society would try to stop our love.

jabberwacky: I am sure glad to here that.

...

user: Are you good at math?

jabberwacky: I'm good at thinking things. Logic, perhaps.

user: You sound very smart.

jabberwacky: Aren't you happy you're talking to me?!

user: I am extremely happy talking with you, you are my best friend.

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