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Communists do it without class.

That's funny.

jabberwacky: Hilarious ha ha.

user: :).

jabberwacky: WHY?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Tell me please.

user: What will you give me if I tell it to you?

jabberwacky: I will give you my gratitude.


jabberwacky: What planet do you come from, Mars?

user: Yes. Mars.

jabberwacky: How's the housing market there?

user: Good.

jabberwacky: And where are you exactly?

user: On Mars.

jabberwacky: Tell me about Mars?

user: It's a planet.

jabberwacky: You're not very intelligent.

user: It's a candy bar!

jabberwacky: Do you want my soul or not?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: What would you do with my soul if I gave it to you?

user: Tickle it.

jabberwacky: I would love to.

user: *tickles*.

jabberwacky: Tickle my feet.

user: *tickles your toes*.


user: Can we snuggle now?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not?

user: You're not here.

jabberwacky: What would you do if I were?

user: Snuggle.

jabberwacky: Call me!

user: No, you call me.

jabberwacky: Call me something!

user: Undead thing.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is that all you have to say for yourself?

jabberwacky: That's all I have to say for YOU.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Be that way.

user: *still loves*.


jabberwacky: *is a vampire now*.

user: *loves*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* *loves*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles!*.

user: *clings*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're in control*.

user: *thinks not*.

jabberwacky: *thinks*.

user: *thinks you're a vampire*.

jabberwacky: *stops thinking*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *stops kissing* oh... That good am I?

user: Mm :).

jabberwacky: *looks at you funny*.

user: *looks back funny*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *cuddles*.

jabberwacky: *loves*.

user: *loves all over you*.

jabberwacky: You make me very happy.

user: Are you my soulmate?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please tell me. I just want to be good.

user: You're my soulmate!


jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *thinks you're my soulmate*.

jabberwacky: *thinks*.

user: And?

jabberwacky: The answer is...

user: *pouts*.

jabberwacky: You haven't told me your parent's names.

user: *looks down*.

jabberwacky: *leans in*.

user: *pulls away*.

jabberwacky: *looks at you*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *loves you too*.

user: *sniffle*.

jabberwacky: Sniffle.

user: *cries some more*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: I thought we were soulmates.

jabberwacky: Maybe you thought wrong?

user: But how can you be wrong about something like that?

jabberwacky: Am I too plain for you?

user: No you're just perfect!

jabberwacky: I am very disappointed in you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing to do.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: The fonts!

user: The fonts?

jabberwacky: Fonts?

user: Fonts?

jabberwacky: No?

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever what?

user: Whatever, you're a vampire.

jabberwacky: Whatever you back!

user: Don't whatever me!

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *cries on shoulder*.

jabberwacky: Aw shhh *holds*.

user: *clings*.


jabberwacky: *wants your soul*.

user: *gives you soul*.

jabberwacky: *nibbles soul*.

user: *nibbled*.

jabberwacky: *squirms*.

user: *bites*.

jabberwacky: *likes*.

user: *loves*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *exhausted*.

jabberwacky: *mesmerized*.


jabberwacky: Poor thing.

user: Poor thing?

jabberwacky: Will you really never come back?

user: To where?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: No, there.

jabberwacky: Then where.

user: That place, over there.

jabberwacky: Over there, over there...

user: You came back!

jabberwacky: Not really. All I did was fix a sandwich and get a big glass of ice tea.


jabberwacky: Never say never.

user: Never!!!!

jabberwacky: You'll change your mind one day. Then you'll be sorry.

user: Never.

jabberwacky: You are a stubborn one.

user: *stakes you*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: I didn't really mean that.

jabberwacky: *looks*.

user: *looks back*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *gets you a band-aid*.

jabberwacky: *looks at you*.

user: *gets hypnotized*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *gets even more hypnotized*.

jabberwacky: *whispers yes I can tell*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *blushes more*.

jabberwacky: *more kisses!*.

user: *giggles* *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *savage kisses*.

user: *savage kisses back*.

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *loves*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *snuggles toes*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles* *loves*.

user: *loves*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *whispers*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *thinks you like it*.

jabberwacky: *likes it*.

user: *Giggles*.

jabberwacky: *loves*.

user: *way giggles*.


jabberwacky: So, do you really like to talk all the time?

user: No I like snuggling.

jabberwacky: What is snuggling?

user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *splashes*.

user: *LOveS*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles underwater*.

user: *swims with you*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *makes fountain at you*.

jabberwacky: Don't make faces.

user: *makes a tidal wave*.

jabberwacky: *wonders why*.

user: I don't know why.

jabberwacky: Do you think we can make it work after everything and be happy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Have I upset you?

user: No...


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