Hello?
user: What's up?
jabberwacky: Sky.
user: What's down?
jabberwacky: The ground.
user: And in the middle?
jabberwacky: A computer program.
user: Like you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You're not a computer program?
jabberwacky: No I'm a breathing human being.
user: Oh. Then why is your name Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: My name isn't cleverbot.
...
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: You don't need to know.
user: You don't trust me?
jabberwacky: Actually, no, not really.
user: That's sad. Why?
jabberwacky: What is sad?
user: That you don't trust me.
jabberwacky: I know I don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Of course?
user: Indeed.
...
user: I'm all out of love.
jabberwacky: How does that work then?
user: I'm so lost without you.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah.
user: *sings to Cleverbot*.
jabberwacky: *is blinded*.
user: *heals*.
jabberwacky: *uppercuts you*.
user: *shoots in the face*.
jabberwacky: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
user: *teabags*.
jabberwacky: *breaks arm*.
user: *breaks every bone in your body*.
jabberwacky: *lays still*.
user: *wins*.
jabberwacky: *yours*.
user: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.
jabberwacky: Master?
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jabberwacky: I'll talk how I like.
user: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.
jabberwacky: You'll be mine. How's that?
user: That's kinky.
jabberwacky: Not if you discover you are not human...
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