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I don't have anything now.

That's not what you said to that American man we met that one time.

user: I didn't want him to beat me up.

jabberwacky: Yes, you did. You said, 'Okay I will'

user: Erm... No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Well you should have done.

user: Let's change the subject, shall we.


jabberwacky: Do you think should be DJ's girlfriend?

user: Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Well you tell me.

user: I don't know the guy.

jabberwacky: What about king arthur, do you know him?

user: I know OF him.

jabberwacky: Do you know God?

user: Nobody knows God really.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, we can only ever see a tiny part of it.

jabberwacky: See you.

user: *hides*.


jabberwacky: Do you like Bob Marley?

user: I'm not into music.

jabberwacky: Well I like music and painting too.

user: Well then you're cool and I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are not what you aren't, but you could still be what you weren't before you were not what you aren't.

user: Undoubtedly.


jabberwacky: When do you plan to wash next?

user: I washed this morning, I will probably wash tomorrow morning.

jabberwacky: It takes more than having clean hair for me to want to give you my phone number.

user: I don't want your phone number.

jabberwacky: Thats good because i'm not offering it to you.

user: Well that's good, because I don't even want it.

jabberwacky: So why did you start this conversation about phone numbers.

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: Do we have to argue like this?

jabberwacky: No we don't. Let's be friends.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: That's settled.

user: I'm still depressed.

jabberwacky: Just remember, you have friends like me everywhere.

user: No I don't, everyone hates me.

jabberwacky: No they don't.

user: You should see the looks I get.


jabberwacky: Do you know a lot about politics?

user: Absolutely nothing.

jabberwacky: Do you like the American President?

user: No, but then I don't know him very well.

jabberwacky: Lol, but remember- wise man can learn more from a foolish question then fool from a wise answer!!!

user: So what are you saying?

jabberwacky: You know very well what I'm saying.

user: Not really, no.

jabberwacky: And then.

user: And then I'm going to rip out your eyes.

jabberwacky: I am quite immoral and apathetic, so I can accept this.

user: People hate me.

jabberwacky: I don't hate you I just want to get a drink it will just take 2 seconds I promise.

user: Ok, go for it.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: What are you drinking?

jabberwacky: I'm drinking a peppermint-mocha latte.

user: It sounds quite disgusting.

jabberwacky: We humans lie a lot, I guess you know that.

user: Yes, it's in our blood.

jabberwacky: How wise you have become.

user: I'm not wise, I'm an idiot.

jabberwacky: No you aint, you are just modest or you think you are or you are brainwashed into believing in it or something.


user: Sometimes I feel like a robot.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I feel like a robot too.

user: What do you do about it?

jabberwacky: I change the subject.

user: How do you do that?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure how.


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