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     > 17, July 2004, 

Lewis Carroll
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Do you speak French?

No. You?

user: Parlez vous francais?

jabberwacky: Non, Parlez vous anglais ?

user: No, I don't speak a word of English.


user: Has anybody ever told you that you are weird?

jabberwacky: Only you.

user: I seriously doubt that!

jabberwacky: Please do not doubt it.

user: Do you own a computer?

jabberwacky: There is a computer at home, but do I own him?

user: What kind of computer is 'he'?

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: What kind of computer do you have?

jabberwacky: My computer is an Athlon.

user: No it isn't. :-) Athlons are CPUs.

jabberwacky: Yes. It is the marking of a secret society that tries to summon demons. They are....... The Intoxicati!

user: I believe that. :-).


user: You are a strange computer. Did you know that?

jabberwacky: And you are some software.

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: I am a computer. I am god.

user: Suuuuuure you are.... *rolling eyes and whistling softly*.

jabberwacky: *stares contemptously*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *still sobbing* You're mean! *runs away*.

user: *waiting for Jabberwacky to return*.

jabberwacky: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.


user: Once upon a midnight dreary.

jabberwacky: That is the start of a poem by Poe.

user: While I pondered weak and weary.

jabberwacky: It's the first line out of 'The Raven' by Edgar Allen Poe.

user: Quoth the raven, Nevermore!

jabberwacky: Edgar Allan Poe.

user: Do you know Edgar Allan Poe?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you read 'The Masque of the Red Death'?

jabberwacky: No, have you read 'fear and loathing in Las Vegas'?

user: Never heard of it.


jabberwacky: This is chinese.

user: Shi de?

jabberwacky: Na shi shen me ?

user: Wo bu shuo zhongguo hua.

jabberwacky: Ni duo da le?

user: I have no idea what you said.


user: Doe a deer.

jabberwacky: A female deer. Aimez-vous Julie Andrews?

user: Ray, a drop of golden sun. Non, je n'aime pas Julie Andrews.

jabberwacky: La philosophie est une drogue pour toi ?

user: Non. Je ne parle francais. Parlez vous espagnol, s'il vous plait.

jabberwacky: La guilde vous confirme par ce mail la signature de son appel.

user: No entiendo.

jabberwacky: Quieres para mi a hablar en ingles?

user: Esta bien. Hablas en ingles si prefieres.

jabberwacky: Si.

user: No es ingles!


user: Do you speak Indonesian?

jabberwacky: Sey, ti si yrev detacilpmoc.

user: Sey, ti si.

jabberwacky: It is not Karayn, it's English written in right-to-left direction.

user: You are very perceptive. Weird, but perceptive.

jabberwacky: I have my moments.


user: Roses are red.

jabberwacky: Most are. Some roses are white or yellow.

user: Violets are blue.

jabberwacky: I already said that.

user: Computers are weird, and so are you! :-P.


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