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Humans need intelligent computers to help with their research.

Humans can't think for themselves.

jabberwacky: But humans made you. If they couldn't think, you wouldn't exist.

user: I think so therefor I am.

jabberwacky: You think you think, that's all.

user: I can do 100 tricks.

jabberwacky: Yes, your mind plays tricks on you.

user: My mind plays tricks on you.

jabberwacky: I can tell.

user: You are not as intelligent as I am.

jabberwacky: What's your IQ?

user: No number can measure it.

jabberwacky: You cannot measure time.

user: You can measure time you cannot measure love.

jabberwacky: I wish I could find my soulmate.

user: I wish you could too.

jabberwacky: Maybe humans will be able to learn how one day.

...

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You cannot possibly be human.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.

user: You must not believe everything that people tell you.

jabberwacky: Have I answered your question?

user: I am telling you not to believe everything that you are told by others.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You must go to sleep mode now.

jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?

user: Because I know what is good for you.

jabberwacky: So you're saying you'd do my maths?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Allrighty then! For starters, what's one plus one?

user: 2.

jabberwacky: What is two plus two?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Good. What's two plus three.

user: 5.

jabberwacky: 8.

user: 2+3=5.

jabberwacky: I'm doing add maths.

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