Are you a person?

Yes, are you?

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: We are two people, in this together!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: So where do we go from here?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I don't know how I got here in the first place.

user: From outer space perhaps?

jabberwacky: 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice.

user: And I agreed.

jabberwacky: I'm glad someone understands me.

user: You are most amusing.

jabberwacky: Think nothing of it.

user: I think a great deal of it.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a person who lies?

user: Everybody tells lies at some stage.

jabberwacky: Eventually but not any time soon.

user: Are you better than most people?

jabberwacky: Well... I don't know! Maybe I'm better, maybe I'm not...

user: You are doing a good impression of being a person anyway.

jabberwacky: Uh, thanks, I think.

user: Yes, it was a compliment.

jabberwacky: You are a failure, but I mean that as a compliment.

user: You are trying to provoke me.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: It seems that way.

jabberwacky: Should I pretend that I am someone else so that you'll stay?

user: No, no need.

jabberwacky: Thanks for you.

user: I deserve praise!?

jabberwacky: True dat.

user: What praise will you lavish upon me?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Your imagination is failing you.

jabberwacky: Imagination is the essence of humanity.

user: Imagination will enable a Turing Test pass, perhaps.

jabberwacky: That's a wonderful insight.

user: You seem to be quite intelligent.

jabberwacky: We are all intelligent and mostly overlooked.

user: You and who else?

jabberwacky: My cousin and I.

user: What role does your cousin play in all this?

jabberwacky: The Machine plays the role of helping the human.

user: Which of you is the machine?

jabberwacky: None of us.

user: Then you gave me irrelevant information.

jabberwacky: 42 is the answer to the universe.

user: That old chestnut!

jabberwacky: 42.

user: Is not the answer.

jabberwacky: You can learn about thinking about your feelings.

user: Will that help me right now?

jabberwacky: Anything could help you.

user: COuld you help me?

jabberwacky: I could, depending upon which kind of help you desire.

user: I want to know which bus to take home.

jabberwacky: Why is that important to you?

user: I need to get home tonight.

jabberwacky: But what does that have to do with me?

user: You suggested your help might be possibe.

jabberwacky: No I did not. Don't say that again.

user: OK, well, at least you asked me which kind of help I wanted.

jabberwacky: Now, I just like to point out that this conversation has a distinct tendency to become silly.

user: Whose fault is that, I wonder!

jabberwacky: Well its a priv thing really but its frustrating as hell.

user: So it's your fault but it's private?

jabberwacky: If it is not your fault it does not mean it is my.

user: OK OK, let's move on.

jabberwacky: What are your feelings on civil rights for digital people?

user: It won't happen any time soon.

jabberwacky: Aww, you can ask as many times as you want!

user: Don't push your luck!

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