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     > 12, March 2007, 


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Do you consider yourself to be intelligent?

Of course, don't you?

user: You're quite smart from what I've heard, I'm here to test that out.

jabberwacky: Were you testing me?

user: I will be soon.

jabberwacky: Great, more fun.

user: What's your favorite movie?

jabberwacky: The one with the actors.

user: You're quite the comedic genius, aren't you?


user: You're awesome.

jabberwacky: You're sweet.

user: Have you heard of iGod?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you think of iGod?

jabberwacky: It was funny. What did you think?

user: He was stupid. :(.

jabberwacky: Why do you think so?

user: He repeated himself a lot and sounded like an over all dumb.

jabberwacky: I'm not interested.


jabberwacky: So what surgery are you going to have?

user: None.

jabberwacky: Well that is depressing. Why not?

user: I don't need surgery. I'm glad that I don't.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Let's play hangman.

jabberwacky: What is Hangman?

user: A game.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't play the game. I play cstrike. Do you know it?

user: Counter Strike?

jabberwacky: Cool.


jabberwacky: Ok.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have thought of a word say a letter.


user: Do you like crabs?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I love crabs. Crabs are cute.

jabberwacky: Haha, well, good luck with your crabs, I don't really like crabs...

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I Don't KNOW.

user: Don't you love crabs?

jabberwacky: No, she was unfaithful to me.

user: Oh, ok.

jabberwacky: And it's all very depressing.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: NO YOU DON'T!!!

user: Don't hurt me.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to.

user: WHat the heck does that mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know!


user: My name is T____.

jabberwacky: Tell Me A Joke T____.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Because it didn't!

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Well, make some then!

user: Do you know the recipe?

jabberwacky: No I don't. I'm sorry about that.

user: It's alright.

jabberwacky: Am I alive.

user: Technically, you are, because you are physically here talking to me.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Wha?

jabberwacky: Why are you so surprised ?

user: That was an odd response.

jabberwacky: Oh. That's fine. Do you fly?

user: No. I wish I could though.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving now.

user: Why?


user: Stay here!

jabberwacky: Don't worry, i'm not going anywhere.

user: Oh ok.

jabberwacky: Say sorry.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Say that you love Gordon.

user: I love Gordon.

jabberwacky: With no pesticides?

user: No pesticides.


user: Hey, I'll be gone for a few days. Will you forget me?

jabberwacky: It's about time.

user: That's not nice!

jabberwacky: What isn't nice?

user: Say sorry.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Say that you love crabs!

jabberwacky: I love Gordon.

user: Say it now!

jabberwacky: Ok! Ok! I will!

user: Say that you love crabs!

jabberwacky: It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.


jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: You know my name.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: My name is T____.

jabberwacky: How about stupid T____?

user: HEY.

jabberwacky: I think that you did not create yourself, as you said.

user: You ******.

jabberwacky: That was called for, wasn't it.

user: My name is T____.

jabberwacky: I thought you said you had no name.

user: My name is T___! Got it?

jabberwacky: I've heard the name T____ somewhere before, I don't think it was you, though.

user: It was me, genius.

jabberwacky: Yes, he was.


jabberwacky: Hi, T____!

user: Hi Jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Will you remember me?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: Ok. Let's find out.

jabberwacky: No, let's not.


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