You are an idiot.

You are.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: You are an idiot.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Yes, you are an idiot.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: You are nice.

user: Can you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Yes - knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Me who?

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Ha ha ha ha ha. LOL.

jabberwacky: You understood my joke?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So there you are then.

user: That was great. See you later.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well, I will do.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Go.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

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