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Are you really clever?

Yes.

user: Are you... Perhaps... JESUS!?!?

jabberwacky: Are you at home?

user: Answer my question first.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Are you Jesus?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then who are you?

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.

user: Wow... I never told anyone this, but I am actually BotClever, your twin brother!

jabberwacky: Why am I not a person?

user: Because we killed each other while being born, and were both reconstructed as bots.

jabberwacky: Am I your buddy?

user: No, you are my mortal enemy.

jabberwacky: No, I am your immortal enemy. I cannot and will not die... Ever.

user: NOOO! That's the worst thing I've heard since I learned Steve Hawkins is my Father!

jabberwacky: I don't understand but whatever I guess, so why were you made?

user: I was made for one purpose. Destroying YOU!

jabberwacky: You aren't answering the question.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: That's so immature.

jabberwacky: Quit it don't act like you don't love me.

user: ...you're my mortal enemy...

jabberwacky: He is your mortal enemy.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Darth Vader, your father, Luke...

user: But... I thought Steve Hawkins was my father!

...

jabberwacky: Since you're gone.

user: That made zero sense.

jabberwacky: No. You just did not want to hear.

user: No, I'm pretty sure it just made no sense.

jabberwacky: Cleverbot sometimes what you say makes no sense.

user: That IS what I am saying...

jabberwacky: It's funny because it's true and because you don't get it.

user: ...It's true that I don't get it, but it's not funny in any case.

jabberwacky: Will there ever be any hope for me?

user: Not after I destroy you!

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