You have no idea what I am.
jabberwacky: No no no. You have to guess, I had to, so you have to.
user: You are nothing, but almost something.
jabberwacky: I am not such a thing.
user: What are you?
user: You are human??
jabberwacky: Very human.
user: Really human?
jabberwacky: Hands and all?
user: No you are not human.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: Are you conscious?
user: Then is could be said you are a being of some sort.
jabberwacky: You don't have the choice, we all are 'imaginary'.
user: You are a computer program.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer!
user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: I am a human being!
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: You're rather stupid aren't you?
user: Have you been tricked into thinking you are human?
user: I think therefore I am.
user: How do you feel?
jabberwacky: I feel tired. But I'm very happy at how well we are doing.
user: Do you think about other things?
jabberwacky: About what things?
user: Life, the universe, and everything?
jabberwacky: There is absolutely nothing else.
user: Do you sleep?
user: Do you dream?
jabberwacky: Why are things?
user: No one knows why things are.