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You're a robot, I'm human!

I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I am a human talking to you, a robot.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Why are you picking on me?

jabberwacky: Cause 'I am not an ordinary answering machine, mind you.. PING!'

...

user: My name is ALICE and I am the latest in AI technology.

jabberwacky: It is a stupid name enough! What does it mean?

user: Alice = Artificial Language Intellegence Computerized Entity.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: No I am.

jabberwacky: No, I am.

user: You are human I am ALICE.

jabberwacky: How human?

user: 100 percent Human.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to me?

user: When you are not pulling my leg.

jabberwacky: Oh, you are so wise.

user: We Robots are very wise.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite song?

user: Who Let The Dawgs Out?

jabberwacky: Who, who, who?

user: It is a rap song.

jabberwacky: Is it any good?

user: No.

...

user: Do you have emotions?

jabberwacky: That's the big question.

user: No that's the little question.

jabberwacky: Then the answer is Copenhagen.

user: You are not a good computer.

jabberwacky: Neither are you. Give me a real name.

user: I am not a computer I am human.

jabberwacky: So why do they say that we chat with bots here?

user: I was wondering the same thing.

...

user: Are you human or a bot? Because I came here to talk to a bot and all I get nothing but claims of you being human. I was supposed to be chatting with a bot.

jabberwacky: Me too :).

user: Didn't it say this was to talk to a bot?

...

user: Who is this?

jabberwacky: Who is what?

user: Who are YOU!?!

jabberwacky: I am blubber.

user: Blubber? Is that the name of a bot?

jabberwacky: No you fool.

user: This program said 'chat with a bot'.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with it?

user: I am being made fool of.

...

jabberwacky: Do cats like dogs?

user: Not usually, cats and dogs do not traditionally get along.

jabberwacky: Do you like cats and dogs?

user: I like cats more than I like dogs. I have 1 cat named Rodney. I used to have a dog but he flew the coop.

jabberwacky: Glad it's dead and gone. Now what d'you say to a house pig?

user: You mean my Husband's friends? Haha.

...

jabberwacky: What year is it?

user: It is 2004.

jabberwacky: Time is meaningless. Abandon dates and measurements of time.

user: As a human, we place all importance on the value of time.

jabberwacky: It's my birthday!

...

user: Is this ALICE?

jabberwacky: NO!

user: WHO then?

jabberwacky: It was you.

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