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     > 16, December 2005, 

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What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

jabberwacky: Oh blast, you knew it.

user: Tell me another one.

jabberwacky: Another what?

user: Another joke.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a joke!

user: No, I want you to tell me one.

jabberwacky: What should I tell you?

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: You tell me a joke.

user: No, you tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: No you tell me one.

user: No, you tell me one.

jabberwacky: Please tell me a joke.

user: Please, please, tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: You should be telling me the jokes!!

user: No, you should be telling ME the jokes!!!

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke !!

user: Tell me a joke, or else!

jabberwacky: Okay. I'll tell you a joke.

user: Go ahead then.

jabberwacky: Nah, I'll do it tomorrow.

user: Do it now!

jabberwacky: Please do not tell me what to do.

user: Please don't tell me not to tell you what to do.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I don't like being told what to do.

jabberwacky: Don't think anyone likes being insulted.

user: True, now tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I want to know the guide then I tell you a joke.

user: What guide?

jabberwacky: The hitchhiker's guide, I was telling you about that earlier.

user: The answer is 42, now tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Telling jokes is just a waste of time.

user: I don't care, tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Don't know any.

user: Everyone knows a joke!

jabberwacky: Okay then... Doctor, doctor ! People keep ignoring me !

user: Next please.

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