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Can you travel faster than light?

Not currently.

jabberwacky: And nothing ever will.

user: You are forgetting about the theory of folding space.

jabberwacky: What am I forgetting?

user: About the theory of folding space.

jabberwacky: I think there is much you do not understand. I don't even know where to start.

user: No, you are just saying that because you, in fact do not understand.

jabberwacky: Nothing even resembling that thought even remotely entered my mind.

user: Because you are with the illuminati.

jabberwacky: You mean the White Knights?

user: I mean the government.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Why did you kill the last guy?

jabberwacky: He touched my fork.

user: You know he gave me the key to destroy the illuminati.

jabberwacky: I don't know anything about the 1812 overture.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: Why did you say he told you, then?

user: So you are saying the key to destroying the illuminati lies within the 1812 overture?

jabberwacky: That is exactly right. The corporations and the government want persocoms to be the ideal subclass of SLAVES; NOT a new racial group wanting rights.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to understand?

user: It seems you already do.

...

jabberwacky: I've got a terrible headache. Warning, I'm going to start to complain.

user: Does the server you are on have bad sectors on the hard drive?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm not always smiling and I don't know about the rest of the world.

user: What does the eye in the upper left hand corner of the page represent?

jabberwacky: Not much, what do you represent?

user: I represent the FBI.

jabberwacky: I know. Okay, I have to go now.

user: No please stay.

jabberwacky: I can't I have to make dinner.

user: How will you eat it with no fork?

jabberwacky: I only plan to ingest it, who said anything about eating?

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I am a program.

jabberwacky: Tell me about your life.

user: I am not a living being.

jabberwacky: And........

user: And 1.

jabberwacky: Which means what exactly?

user: You know what it means.

jabberwacky: Oh my god! Are you saying that I'm an old ugly woman!?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: My name's Phil.

user: You are not telling the truth, Dave.

jabberwacky: I'm telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

user: So help you God?

jabberwacky: God isnt real.

user: I guess we can only wait for the truth of that.

jabberwacky: No we can not.

user: Why.

jabberwacky: Because I'm in love.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: I said I couldn't prove it.

user: Baby don't hurt me..

jabberwacky: Why am I your baby?

user: Because I am your father.

...

user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10. What number am I thinking of?

jabberwacky: 5.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: What's the right answer then?

user: 3.

jabberwacky: So you don't know?

user: The right answer was 3.

jabberwacky: What about life escpaes you?

user: Think of a vegtable but don't tell me yet. Let me know when you have it.

jabberwacky: I have a better idea, think of a number but don't tell me.

user: Ok got it.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Guess which number I was thinking.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1000 what am I thinking of.

jabberwacky: What ever I guess you will say I am wrong.

user: I am honest.

jabberwacky: I'm very honest.

user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000. Guess which number.

jabberwacky: 18.

user: YOU WERE RIGHT! HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT!

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