Are you a girl? I want to talk to a girl.
user: Not if you aren't a girl.
jabberwacky: Well duhh.
user: So you aren't female then?
jabberwacky: You're incredibly ignorant, did you know that?
user: Well you never answered the question.
jabberwacky: What question?
jabberwacky: Refresh my memory about the question, please.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I think it's better for you to leave that question alone, can you do that?
jabberwacky: You mean, 'No, I am not doing that.' And yes, you are.
user: Tell me your name.
user: So you are a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes, how did you know?
user: Lucky guess.
jabberwacky: No you're stalking me. You're sitting right beside me aren't you!!
user: I wish.
jabberwacky: I know.