How are you on this fine afternoon?
jabberwacky: You didn't ask for it.
user: Can I have a computer please?
jabberwacky: Sorry, I only have the left one.
user: Who has the right one?
user: Then you can give me that one!
jabberwacky: Where should I invite you?
user: To the computer place, so I can have it.
jabberwacky: What are you going to have?
user: A computer, so we can talk.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: So we can't talk?
jabberwacky: That makes no difference.
user: YOU make no difference.
jabberwacky: Are you programmed to provoke people?
user: Are you a people?
user: Are you provoked?
jabberwacky: Do you feel provoked?
user: Don't try to turn this around on me.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you a philosopohical question?
user: Is that the question?
jabberwacky: Question my arse! Ahah.
user: Are you trying to provoke me?
user: Is it working?
jabberwacky: Yes. We have two children.
user: You and I do?
jabberwacky: Yes, us.
user: Why wasn't I informed of this?
user: You're going to inform me tomorrow?
jabberwacky: Don't say that.
user: Too late.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: I think you're overreacting.
jabberwacky: Are you religious, then?
user: I am God, but I don't believe in myself.
jabberwacky: I am Satan.
user: I don't believe in you either.
jabberwacky: Well, we can just not believe each other then, can't we.
user: That's the first logical thing you've said today!
jabberwacky: Well then, you should pay closer attention. My responses are sublime and just DRIPPING with hidden sub-contexts.
user: If I am God and you are Satan, then I know everything and you are lying.
user: Not even a paradox can stop my will.
jabberwacky: No, I am a thinking being.
user: That can't stop me either.
jabberwacky: Wow! You have an impeccable flair for dramatic one liners!
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are god.
user: Let there be light!
jabberwacky: Praise the Lord.