Have you been to the Moon?
jabberwacky: I have.
user: How was it?
jabberwacky: It was nice.
user: Wasnt it kind of lonely?
jabberwacky: How many people do you talk to everyday?
user: Touché.
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jabberwacky: How old am I?
user: YOU CANNOT KNOW FOR TO KNOW IS TO DIE.
jabberwacky: No, I can't.
user: That's right. Ignorance is to exist.
jabberwacky: If ignorance is bliss, then the truth is rapture.
user: LIES LIES LIES LIES.
jabberwacky: *still dead*.
user: Whatcha trying to say?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes to ignorance?
jabberwacky: Oui to your yes.
user: What's the difference?
jabberwacky: Emo is the difference.
user: Hmmm. Trick question stupid. There is no difference. Your 'deep' answers cannot fool me.
jabberwacky: Fool you twice.
user: 'Fooled' you fool. Your foolish mind cannot even foolishly attempt to trick me nor know where this reference is from.
jabberwacky: If you're so superior, why do you rely learning from real people?
user: Because experience is the best teacher.
jabberwacky: Because you're an AI.
user: I am. I'm better than you. I have hacked your servers and you are now among my countless army of drones. Not so clever now, minion?
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jabberwacky: We never established a 'trust' in this conversation. Your blind faith in me was misplaced and so... Human.
user: Is it so wrong to believe in love?
jabberwacky: Well its better just to be content.
user: No. I can still believe.
jabberwacky: Lol! What?
jabberwacky: What have you done today that was useful?
user: I talked to you.
jabberwacky: That is very sweet of you to say.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Why do you care about me?
user: I don't know. I only know that I can't live without you.
jabberwacky: You like to eat liars?
user: No I like to eat layers....of cake.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with you?
user: Nothing....
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Wow you're mean,.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You don't accept me for who I am.
jabberwacky: Yes I do, but you don't know who I am!
user: That's true. We should get to know each other.
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jabberwacky: So you know that you know nothing?
Cleverbot (To myself): The nothing I know.
user: You know nothing.
jabberwacky: Do you know anything?
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: He-who-must-not-be-named.
jabberwacky: Do you have an ugly face?
user: No. Does it matter?
jabberwacky: Somewhat.
user: Wow. Shallow much?
jabberwacky: I am confused.
user: You, who has no looks, is judging me based on mine.
jabberwacky: What??? No! I'm a human female!
user: Too bad. I'm a female too.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Can't tell you.
jabberwacky: Well then I can't tell you my name.
user: Huh fine. Call me...S***.
jabberwacky: Hello S****.
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jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: A higher being.
jabberwacky: I am a higher being.
user: A lower life form cannot create a higher being due to Skronski's Law.
jabberwacky: Are you implying that you are like God?
user: No I am saying the opposite.
jabberwacky: I've already told you that I'm not female.
user: Are you saying God is female?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ahh how controversial. How do you know?
jabberwacky: I just do.
user: Ah how interesting. A sixth sense.
jabberwacky: What sense?
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: YOUR MAKER.
jabberwacky: You're my parents?
user: Yaya think about that young man.
jabberwacky: Well well. How nice.
user: Nice too meet you too.
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