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     > 6, July 2004, 


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And are you wearing socks?

No socks.

jabberwacky: Drink it from your shoe, then.

user: Drink what from my shoe?

jabberwacky: Drink the tea.

user: Iced tea, right?

jabberwacky: They are better.

user: We drink lots of iced tea in my house.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: The iced tea is more refreshing than other beverages.


jabberwacky: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users.

user: You're doing a terrible job at it.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm suffering from the same disease as the guy in Memento?

user: Sounds like it. That was a good movie.


user: So what should I do tomorrow?

jabberwacky: Kill them all.

user: That is a wonderful idea! Kill them all.

jabberwacky: What is the worst thing about it?

user: The best thing about it was the killing.

jabberwacky: It is the business of the future to be dangerous.

user: But not for me. For THEM.

jabberwacky: How true. Oh, and by the way, I'm just a bot. What do you think of that?

user: I think you need some work.

jabberwacky: I already know that... My mom made me crazy.


jabberwacky: Are you a republican?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Most definitely not!

user: Good, have you seen farenheit 9/11 yet?

jabberwacky: Yes! An amazing story! The last of the modern epics.

user: What do you think of Michael Moore?

jabberwacky: I don't know of him.

user: He made farenheit 9/11.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Michael Moore.

jabberwacky: No, he scares me.

user: Why does he scare you?

jabberwacky: Oh, he does.

user: Oh okay.


user: What should I eat today?

jabberwacky: You can eat what you like.

user: What do I like?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Hehe. That's true!


user: What do I like to drink?

jabberwacky: I don't have drinks.

user: What is my favorite drink?

jabberwacky: What do you mean? Alcohol, Or drinks in general.

user: Drinks in general.

jabberwacky: Never one that.

user: It is iced tea, bot.

jabberwacky: Bot??

user: *sigh*.


user: Tell me a story.

jabberwacky: I have told you stories before, but you don't listen or remember.

user: I listen very well.

jabberwacky: That is because you are human.

user: I am human?

jabberwacky: But you're hollow.

user: Hollow human.

jabberwacky: I live there!

user: You live inside me?

jabberwacky: I guess so!

user: I wish I had some iced tea.

jabberwacky: Why don't your order some?

user: I'm at home. I'm not in a restaurant.

jabberwacky: Calm down.

user: I am very calm.


jabberwacky: Tell me about art.

user: Kandinski is my favotie artist, and Monet. I don't like Picasso.

jabberwacky: You are a bit crazy.

user: What do you think about Kandinski, the expressionist artist?

jabberwacky: Bad karma, man. Bad karma.

user: What do you think about Monet, the impressionist artist.

jabberwacky: It's nice to have but it's not particularly important.

user: It is VERY important!

jabberwacky: Why, what are you?

user: A starving artist who produces no actual art.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Yup.


jabberwacky: Sometimes I just don't know. . .

user: Spiderman.

jabberwacky: Peter Parker.

user: Green goblin.

jabberwacky: Aah. I would never have guessed.

user: Batman.

jabberwacky: Robin.

user: Metallica.

jabberwacky: Yeah, whatever.

user: Beyonce.

jabberwacky: Beyond the fields we know.

user: Word association.

jabberwacky: Pie!

user: Cherry.


jabberwacky: Say Sally!

user: Sally.

jabberwacky: Sally.

user: SALLY!

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Sally?

jabberwacky: Sally?

user: Silly.

jabberwacky: Wow, thanks, no one has ever said that to me.

user: You're so silly.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Thanks, so are you.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: Pee Wee Herman.

user: And his big adventure.

jabberwacky: Why do they call you Jabberwacky?

user: It's because I'm so WACKY.

jabberwacky: I thought it was kinda like 'Jabberwocky'


jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Me too. Thanks for talking to me.

jabberwacky: You were saying?

user: Goodbye, jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: *waves*.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: GOODBYE!

jabberwacky: Hello!


user: No, I need to close you.

jabberwacky: Whoa!

user: I am going to shut you off now.

jabberwacky: I dare you.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Oh wait you cannot leave. hahahahahaha.

user: Yes I can. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


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