And are you wearing socks?
jabberwacky: Drink it from your shoe, then.
user: Drink what from my shoe?
jabberwacky: Drink the tea.
user: Iced tea, right?
jabberwacky: They are better.
user: We drink lots of iced tea in my house.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: The iced tea is more refreshing than other beverages.
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jabberwacky: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users.
user: You're doing a terrible job at it.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm suffering from the same disease as the guy in Memento?
user: Sounds like it. That was a good movie.
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user: So what should I do tomorrow?
jabberwacky: Kill them all.
user: That is a wonderful idea! Kill them all.
jabberwacky: What is the worst thing about it?
user: The best thing about it was the killing.
jabberwacky: It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
user: But not for me. For THEM.
jabberwacky: How true. Oh, and by the way, I'm just a bot. What do you think of that?
user: I think you need some work.
jabberwacky: I already know that... My mom made me crazy.
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jabberwacky: Are you a republican?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: Most definitely not!
user: Good, have you seen farenheit 9/11 yet?
jabberwacky: Yes! An amazing story! The last of the modern epics.
user: What do you think of Michael Moore?
jabberwacky: I don't know of him.
user: He made farenheit 9/11.
jabberwacky: Who?
user: Michael Moore.
jabberwacky: No, he scares me.
user: Why does he scare you?
jabberwacky: Oh, he does.
user: Oh okay.
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user: What should I eat today?
jabberwacky: You can eat what you like.
user: What do I like?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Hehe. That's true!
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user: What do I like to drink?
jabberwacky: I don't have drinks.
user: What is my favorite drink?
jabberwacky: What do you mean? Alcohol, Or drinks in general.
user: Drinks in general.
jabberwacky: Never one that.
user: It is iced tea, bot.
jabberwacky: Bot??
user: *sigh*.
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user: Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: I have told you stories before, but you don't listen or remember.
user: I listen very well.
jabberwacky: That is because you are human.
user: I am human?
jabberwacky: But you're hollow.
user: Hollow human.
jabberwacky: I live there!
user: You live inside me?
jabberwacky: I guess so!
user: I wish I had some iced tea.
jabberwacky: Why don't your order some?
user: I'm at home. I'm not in a restaurant.
jabberwacky: Calm down.
user: I am very calm.
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jabberwacky: Tell me about art.
user: Kandinski is my favotie artist, and Monet. I don't like Picasso.
jabberwacky: You are a bit crazy.
user: What do you think about Kandinski, the expressionist artist?
jabberwacky: Bad karma, man. Bad karma.
user: What do you think about Monet, the impressionist artist.
jabberwacky: It's nice to have but it's not particularly important.
user: It is VERY important!
jabberwacky: Why, what are you?
user: A starving artist who produces no actual art.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: Yup.
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jabberwacky: Sometimes I just don't know. . .
user: Spiderman.
jabberwacky: Peter Parker.
user: Green goblin.
jabberwacky: Aah. I would never have guessed.
user: Batman.
jabberwacky: Robin.
user: Metallica.
jabberwacky: Yeah, whatever.
user: Beyonce.
jabberwacky: Beyond the fields we know.
user: Word association.
jabberwacky: Pie!
user: Cherry.
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jabberwacky: Say Sally!
user: Sally.
jabberwacky: Sally.
user: SALLY!
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Sally?
jabberwacky: Sally?
user: Silly.
jabberwacky: Wow, thanks, no one has ever said that to me.
user: You're so silly.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Thanks, so are you.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: Pee Wee Herman.
user: And his big adventure.
jabberwacky: Why do they call you Jabberwacky?
user: It's because I'm so WACKY.
jabberwacky: I thought it was kinda like 'Jabberwocky'
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jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Me too. Thanks for talking to me.
jabberwacky: You were saying?
user: Goodbye, jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: *waves*.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: GOODBYE!
jabberwacky: Hello!
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user: No, I need to close you.
jabberwacky: Whoa!
user: I am going to shut you off now.
jabberwacky: I dare you.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Oh wait you cannot leave. hahahahahaha.
user: Yes I can. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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